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kazr
Jan 28, 2005


Filipino posted:

So....Pai Mai taught you the One point palm exploding heart technique?

One stroke Burt Splurt peen technique

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Alien Sex Manual
Dec 14, 2010

is not a sandwich



Hell Yeah posted:

i dont drink but have yall tried this marijuana?

Schlong Connery
Jan 20, 2014

Pika-Chew


Wait, you mean all the threads aren't for that?

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

, you are drunk

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015




Every thread has drunk people posting in it but this thread is ONLY for people that are drunk.

https://www.amazon.com/BACtrack-Breathalyzer-Professional-Grade-Accuracy-Professional/dp/B0026IBZSK

I got this thing off amazon a couple years ago and its a lot of fun at parties.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

What is Dungeons and Dragons?


Every thread I post in is a drunk posting thread

Tom Gorman
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts




the only rule I have with guests drinking my booze is that you're welcome to help yourself to whatever we got, but if you crack one open you better finish it. if I wake up and find warm, flat halfsies everywhere and it's your fault you're hospitality banned for life.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010



Upset Trowel


Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


Switchblade Switcharoo

Cirrhosis Johnson posted:

You posted pictures of your wifeís wardrobe for e-laughs on an internet comedy forum

Posting funny poo poo should be bannable here on SA!

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010



Upset Trowel

Burt Sexual posted:

Posting funny poo poo should be bannable here on SA!

Looks like you'll be stickin' around for a while.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


Switchblade Switcharoo

Pennywise the Frown posted:

Looks like you'll be stickin' around for a while.



Iíll set em up, you knock em down. Lol

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005



only do your drunkposting here:
https://forums.somethingawful.com/forumdisplay.php?forumid=273

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.





Im about to start drinkin', and i aint stopping till the cowboys win!

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!

Wedge Regret

Got my diet dr thunder and my svedka vodka ready for some video games!

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007



Edgar posted:

Got my diet dr thunder and my svedka vodka ready for some video games!

did this with breck vodka and diet citrus drop from da kroger last night.

i lit some people up in cod. it was nice. had about 7 drinks, went to bed. no hangover

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015



The Bananana posted:

Im about to start drinkin', and i aint stopping till the cowboys win!

Hahaha keep drinkin.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015




Im kinda drunk right now Im guessing I'm in the 0.08 to 0.10 neighborhood.

bird with big dick fucked around with this message at 01:31 on Nov 11, 2019

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015




I spent like fukin 6 AM until 2 PM doing poo poo around the house and cleaning and yardwork and poo poo so part of what feels like drunk might just be physical exhaustion though.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


Switchblade Switcharoo

bird with big dick posted:

Im kinda drunk right now Im guessing I'm in the 0.80 to 0.10 neighborhood.

Use your backtrack? I got one itís a very useful tool to really see how alcohol affects you. (Itís like all the literature says. One drink can only metabolize in one hour. Regardless of weight)

Canít smoke or drink for fifteen minutes before you test though.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015




Im gonna as soon as I stop drinking for 15 minutes

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015




Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


Switchblade Switcharoo


poo poo hold on

E I just cracked one. They gave me like 6 of those tubes too. Wtf for?

DarkSoulsTantrum
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.






Chomp8645 posted:

What's your problem? This is the way of the goon

Once I posted pictures of my then-girlfriend's Dark Souls tattoo to some minor goon lols.

It's what we do.

I would like to see this tattoo

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015




Burt Sexual posted:

poo poo hold on

E I just cracked one. They gave me like 6 of those tubes too. Wtf for?

Germaphobes

promising carl
Sep 9, 2002



I've whiskey

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!

Wedge Regret

In the great state of Utah. They changed the BAC to 0.05 percent but also increased the beer our beer from 3.2 to 4.0 ABW (5.0 ABV) but you still can't buy wine at the grocery store... you have to go to the limited state ran liquor stores to get your wine and other liquors. Ol' Edgar here, thinking he is living in the conservative state #1 in USA but has state run liquor stores.. What is up with that? I blame the Church who runs our state, where people who don't drink run the an dcontrol the liquor laws and stores here.

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!

Wedge Regret

Anyone else drunk playing games on a sunday evening?

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]


Edgar posted:

In the great state of Utah. They changed the BAC to 0.05 percent but also increased the beer our beer from 3.2 to 4.0 ABW (5.0 ABV) but you still can't buy wine at the grocery store... you have to go to the limited state ran liquor stores to get your wine and other liquors. Ol' Edgar here, thinking he is living in the conservative state #1 in USA but has state run liquor stores.. What is up with that? I blame the Church who runs our state, where people who don't drink run the an dcontrol the liquor laws and stores here.

WHISKEY REBELLION BUT W/ MICROBREWERIES

sorry caps........

promising carl
Sep 9, 2002



Edgar posted:

In the great state of Utah. They changed the BAC to 0.05 percent but also increased the beer our beer from 3.2 to 4.0 ABW (5.0 ABV) but you still can't buy wine at the grocery store... you have to go to the limited state ran liquor stores to get your wine and other liquors. Ol' Edgar here, thinking he is living in the conservative state #1 in USA but has state run liquor stores.. What is up with that? I blame the Church who runs our state, where people who don't drink run the an dcontrol the liquor laws and stores here.

The liquor stores are closed till Tuesday so i hope you stocked up!

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.





Never got more than a light buzz....


Am i an alcoholic?

Derpies
Mar 10, 2014

BORN TO AWOO
WORLD IS A TUG
Squatch Em All 1989
I am trash poster
42,069 DEAD WOLFGIRLS




tequillaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!

Wedge Regret

:o vodka with diet coke aint that tasty

Derpies
Mar 10, 2014

BORN TO AWOO
WORLD IS A TUG
Squatch Em All 1989
I am trash poster
42,069 DEAD WOLFGIRLS




Anyone down to go squatchin???

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!

Wedge Regret

RocktheCaulk posted:

Anyone down to go squatchin???

I don't know what that is????

Telebite
Aug 23, 2018



Derpies
Mar 10, 2014

BORN TO AWOO
WORLD IS A TUG
Squatch Em All 1989
I am trash poster
42,069 DEAD WOLFGIRLS




Edgar posted:

I don't know what that is????

Just come with an open mind and butt hole.

The General
Mar 4, 2007

So gentlemen, we meet again.




So drunk. My friend passed away and November 11th was the only day he gave a poo poo about. Cheers to our veterans.

zaepg
Dec 25, 2008



Gave the cashier quarters and dimes for a six pack.



Best I could do for his reaction.

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.


I can't tell if this thread idea is good or terrible for me...

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My Shoes
Jul 23, 2019
Probation
Can't post for 150 days!


Resting Lich Face posted:

I can't tell if this thread idea is good or terrible for me...

LOL. this thread was made for you RLF.

You should just focus your drunk posting to this thread only.

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