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Dell_Zincht
Nov 5, 2003

lEt'S mOsEy





i'm pretty drunk, drank 3 fairly high abv beers in a row, oops

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LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

Wish I had money to replace my AV, that was ripped from me during a mayo challenge, with this. Lol fuck spending more money on this site tho.



Literally A Person posted:

Not only am I stoned but my wife is making waffles. I GET A NO COOKING DAY!!!!! ALSO WAFFLES!!!! ALSO WEEEEEED!!!! Oh and this picture:



U better put a ring on it, sounds like a chill lady.

TheAardvark
Mar 3, 2019



smoked a lot of weed going to pick an image off my image roll IDK what enjoy

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drunk mutt
Jul 5, 2011


Having me one of them adult beverages and being obnoxious on discord unintentionally.

I JUST WANT PEOPLE TO TALK TO, or something...I don't know I just talk a lot when I'm stoned and getting drunk.

Did I ever tell you about that time I got stuck in traffic while smoking a J and my truck was over heating?

We were at Oltorf and i35 right next to that Luby's that was there, loving blasting some new Panacea track that I was digging. I had a decent bass maker I installed, so it was bumpy in good ways.

So my best bud and I are here at this light, looking over our shoulders to make sure when we take rips off the joint no one would be watching. It's like 4pm so a bunch of old people are crawling into this place.

One of the groups going in had a dude that I think you would say needed elevated attention by a care taker. He came STORMING over to my truck, so much so my buddy and I are starting to freak out like "wholey poo poo dude, this guy is gonna hop in the back, what do we do".

He gets right up next to the passenger window, and starts to air guitar like you'd never seen.

My truck made it away from that light, but only because of that blessed soul that gave it the strength to rock on.

Eldercain
Jun 14, 2007

I'm pretty creeped out


Dell_Zincht posted:

i'm pretty drunk, drank 3 fairly high abv beers in a row, oops

I have such sights to show you

where we're going we won't need livers

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


A dimension of pure GBS.

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


It's 4:20

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017

GREETINGS FELLOW PERSONS, IT IS GOOD TO BE A PERSON, HERE, POSTING WITH YOU



Maybe on your shifty little island. Here, in America, it is 8:20pm and I'm going to go smoke more weed.

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


Literally A Person posted:

I'm going to go smoke more weed.

Namaste

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

Wish I had money to replace my AV, that was ripped from me during a mayo challenge, with this. Lol fuck spending more money on this site tho.




High 4:20, I'm dad.

Eldercain
Jun 14, 2007

I'm pretty creeped out


I have slept better this past couple weeks since I got a job and could buy weed than I have in months why do people hate it again

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


Eldercain posted:

I have slept better this past couple weeks since I got a job and could buy weed than I have in months why do people hate it again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFHRdi5fQ5A

Eldercain
Jun 14, 2007

I'm pretty creeped out


well I'm stoned enough I mighta posted a couple things that will get me a probie probably see you tomorrow either way

unknown butthole
Jan 2, 2020

The old customs remain
and the ancient gods live on


I'm drunk and stoned and feeling down

Eldercain
Jun 14, 2007

I'm pretty creeped out


unknown butthole posted:

I'm drunk and stoned and feeling down

what's bothering you

there is no judgement here

unknown butthole
Jan 2, 2020

The old customs remain
and the ancient gods live on


Eldercain posted:

what's bothering you

there is no judgement here

in the past year my brother and dad died. I just found out tonight a very good friend died too.

Eldercain
Jun 14, 2007

I'm pretty creeped out


unknown butthole posted:

in the past year my brother and dad died. I just found out tonight a very good friend died too.

I'm sorry to hear that. my time off year is December, my uncle and cousin died that month and I'm loving near my aunt and other cousin and it's a hard time.

drink and get hosed up but don't do anything crazy and just feel bad

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

pro hobo

Silent Majority
THE DON





unknown butthole posted:

in the past year my brother and dad died. I just found out tonight a very good friend died too.

I'm so sorry. I know what it is like to lose family and friends. I don't know what else to say, so I won't say anything else.

Ass-penny
Jan 18, 2008



unknown butthole posted:

in the past year my brother and dad died. I just found out tonight a very good friend died too.

This is rugged, I'm sorry to hear that, friend. Losing people is always a struggle.

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009



Soiled Meat

unknown butthole posted:

in the past year my brother and dad died. I just found out tonight a very good friend died too.

That's a lot of raw life at once.

a sexual elk
May 16, 2007

Stupid Vikings


Hammered as hell, big move to an environment I have no idea about (beach boy never seen snow to a mountain town), kid due in 2 months and a pandemic all at same time. Kinda starting to fray

a sexual elk
May 16, 2007

Stupid Vikings


Eldercain posted:

what's bothering you

there is no judgement here

Sorry Iím often drunk/high but first time Iíve wandered into this thread, but after 13 years on the forums this hit a chord

Emotional Pancake
Apr 17, 2020



TheAardvark posted:

smoked a lot of weed going to pick an image off my image roll IDK what enjoy



gently caress the grammar, I'm actually impressed "inconvenience" was spelled correctly here. I can't spell for poo poo and am so grateful for modern technology like spell check insuring that I'll still be able to communicate clearly even though I'm super blasted.

PUNKS DIET SODA
Nov 24, 2007

John. What are you doing.




hello, i have done (1) weed.

TheAardvark
Mar 3, 2019



just picked up a bunch of weed for the weekend because i got talked in to a 3 day long anime marathon w/ friends over the internet

and of course smoked a bunch as soon as i got back from the weed store natch

Good soup!
Nov 1, 2010







Lipstick Apathy

Intentionally took a day off from work to get hosed up and downed an edible at 10:30 this morning and lmao still sailing at a good 9 outta 10

Ass-penny
Jan 18, 2008



drat I was all hosed up last night and totally forgot what happened to Unknown Butthole. Once again goondolances my friend.

In other news I'm getting hosed up.

Eldercain posted:

I have slept better this past couple weeks since I got a job and could buy weed than I have in months why do people hate it again

Probably something to do with the federal government spending decades and untold lots of monies to misseducate people and demonise all drug use (alcohol and things doctors push exempt) I dunno, maybe I'm bitter from growing up in a failed nation. Anyone else looking forward to the balk?

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

pro hobo

Silent Majority
THE DON





i have about 90 beers and have already been drinking. im ready for the weekend

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

Wish I had money to replace my AV, that was ripped from me during a mayo challenge, with this. Lol fuck spending more money on this site tho.



Been smokin weed all day and I made a cobler

wish me luck

Eldercain
Jun 14, 2007

I'm pretty creeped out


daaaamn

we're being dumb and having a few people over to drink and smoke weed wish me luck that my GoFundMe for funeral costs hits its goal

Eldercain
Jun 14, 2007

I'm pretty creeped out


it's me again party ruled and I'm hosed up as gently caress

Eldercain
Jun 14, 2007

I'm pretty creeped out


well nobody liked my last post even though I got so hosed up I delivered packages the mailman dumped at the door so I'm just regular high today

a lot of high but still regular

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

pro hobo

Silent Majority
THE DON





Eldercain posted:

I got so hosed up I delivered packages the mailman dumped at the door


what does this mean exactly

also i am ripping open a new case of beer and wearing exactly two things: my underwear and new pair of glasses

Ass-penny
Jan 18, 2008



Zippy the Bummer posted:

what does this mean exactly

also i am ripping open a new case of beer and wearing exactly two things: my underwear and new pair of glasses

Sounds like your Monday is going better than mine, I have to work in a few hours, fully clothed and everything. Lookin forward to wearing less clothes and drinkin tonight. At least I can be high on weed at work.


Eldercain posted:

daaaamn

we're being dumb and having a few people over to drink and smoke weed wish me luck that my GoFundMe for funeral costs hits its goal

This was a good joke, and I'm glad you had a fun party. Must have been pretty good, that second post was made pretty late! Kinda have been craving a party, it's been a loving minute, probably last fall?

I'll check in with you cats after work when I can get wankered.

Eldercain
Jun 14, 2007

I'm pretty creeped out


I mean we were really high and the mailperson must have said gently caress it to delivering packages to the right place and dumped them next to the garage so we were wankered little vigilante helper elves

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

Wish I had money to replace my AV, that was ripped from me during a mayo challenge, with this. Lol fuck spending more money on this site tho.



Decarbed a gram of weed and ate it with peanutbutter about 20 min ago. Gonna be a nice chill day!

Eldercain
Jun 14, 2007

I'm pretty creeped out


LifeSunDeath posted:

Decarbed a gram of weed and ate it with peanutbutter about 20 min ago. Gonna be a nice chill day!

I would wind up hallucinating on the couch. 20mg of edibles turns me into a lump

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...




Clapping Larry

Eldercain posted:

I would wind up hallucinating on the couch. 20mg of edibles turns me into a lump

I don't trust edibles anymore. Paid $50 for some gummies out of a dispensory in California that says 300mg per gummy O's. I ate 3 of those things and only felt a slight physical buzz that lasted for only an hour

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 6, 2010



Wicker Man posted:

I don't trust edibles anymore. Paid $50 for some gummies out of a dispensory in California that says 300mg per gummy O's. I ate 3 of those things and only felt a slight physical buzz that lasted for only an hour

That must have been a scam, 900 mg should utterly destroy anyone.

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drunk mutt
Jul 5, 2011


SilvergunSuperman posted:

That must have been a scam, 900 mg should utterly destroy anyone.

Challenge accepted

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