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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Sucks, man.

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ZogrimAteMyHamster
Dec 8, 2015

Out of my loving tree, ask me anything but do not expect an intelligent answer.

Do expect "I don't get it" though.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

I'm so hung over and went for a two hour bike ride and my stomach was in knots and I just chugged an orange powerade and instantly spewed back up a still cold torrent of orange chunder.

Feline Mind Meld
Jun 14, 2007

I'm pretty creeped out

ZogrimAteMyHamster posted:

Out of my loving tree, ask me anything but do not expect an intelligent answer.

Do expect "I don't get it" though.

who's your favorite hockey team

I lied I feel great tonight I'm doing weed and beer

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

numberoneposter posted:

I'm so hung over and went for a two hour bike ride and my stomach was in knots and I just chugged an orange powerade and instantly spewed back up a still cold torrent of orange chunder.

Dang. You should smoke some weed, #1.

whos that broooown
Dec 10, 2009

2024 Comeback Poster of the Year
Anyone else feel super guilty when they're drunk and donate their whole checking account to good causes, instead of actually doing stuff.

MyChemicalImbalance
Sep 15, 2007

Keep on smilin'



:unsmith:
Bought a jar of biscoff spread with 500mg of distillate in it and just had a couple of pancakes with weed spread. What a fuckin world we live in.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

whos that broooown posted:

Anyone else feel super guilty when they're drunk and donate their whole checking account to good causes, instead of actually doing stuff.
what do you mean????

whos that broooown
Dec 10, 2009

2024 Comeback Poster of the Year
I spent my multiple paychecks on people in think can do good things, instead of myself who will just continue to get hosed up and do nothing.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i got super drunk and bought a gold g-shock once

whos that broooown
Dec 10, 2009

2024 Comeback Poster of the Year
I hear you. I bought multiple Mos Def albums last weekend.

ZogrimAteMyHamster
Dec 8, 2015

On the sauce again. This is great.

Eldercain posted:

who's your favorite hockey team
I'm loving clueless when it comes to hockey. It's not really a thing here and IDGAF about sports either so oh well :v:

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

decided to clean my two grinders for the hell of it while watching hockey and i got a nice pile of kief and some small leaves that got caught up here and there. put it in a nice small pile, thought eh, gently caress it, put it one of my arizer stems and lol god drat that's not bad, I need to clean these out more often

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
im drunk and i dont give a poo poo about anyhtinfg not s single drat thing

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Zippy the Bummer posted:

im drunk and i dont give a poo poo about anyhtinfg not s single drat thing

Not even me?

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

Good soup! posted:

decided to clean my two grinders for the hell of it while watching hockey and i got a nice pile of kief and some small leaves that got caught up here and there. put it in a nice small pile, thought eh, gently caress it, put it one of my arizer stems and lol god drat that's not bad, I need to clean these out more often

vaping kief will do that

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


Good soup! posted:

decided to clean my two grinders for the hell of it while watching hockey and i got a nice pile of kief and some small leaves that got caught up here and there. put it in a nice small pile, thought eh, gently caress it, put it one of my arizer stems and lol god drat that's not bad, I need to clean these out more often

Always b grinding

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
i am drunk as gently caress

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
hey dipshit, why dont you drink something better than ntyy litr

its becbea it cheal ashsol



Feline Mind Meld
Jun 14, 2007

I'm pretty creeped out
i'm drinking rolling rock does that count

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

im drinking a pale ale with lemon

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


i have become one with the bong. please smoke weed every day.

Feline Mind Meld
Jun 14, 2007

I'm pretty creeped out
I am having trouble reloading my pipe cuz I'm so high God bless

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i rode two hours with a fast group and then drank six beers and ate half a pizza im gonna sleep well tonight

Feline Mind Meld
Jun 14, 2007

I'm pretty creeped out
ok so I didn't think I'd be this drunk

BUT

I'm very drunk

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES

Eldercain posted:

ok so I didn't think I'd be this drunk

BUT

I'm very drunk

i will be there soon

Feline Mind Meld
Jun 14, 2007

I'm pretty creeped out
are

are y'all still getting drunk?

I am every day and I'm worried yeah aren't or died

I'll go first

I'm drunk and I got high on a joint my gf stepdad found on the tarmac

free weed best weed

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Time to get :420:morning blazed:420: wish me luck, thread.

Feline Mind Meld
Jun 14, 2007

I'm pretty creeped out
it's my mom's birthday and I'm getting drunk for her cheers

ZogrimAteMyHamster
Dec 8, 2015

It's Monday but IDGAF time to fight the good fight and wake up on Tuesday wondering where the gently caress Monday went.

Feline Mind Meld
Jun 14, 2007

I'm pretty creeped out
i'm enjoying this 60 degree colorado temp drop the booze and weed are keeping me warm and enjoying ash not falling from the goddamn sky

ZogrimAteMyHamster
Dec 8, 2015

My plan worked, Monday turned into Tuesday morning!

Dick Bastardly
Aug 22, 2012

Muttley is SKYNET!!!
i realized just recently that i am an alcoholic because i stopped drinking for a day and was pissed off and wanted to drink again and then i did. So far i don't think this will negatively impact my life, maybe in a decade

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
my levitating moon lamp arrived and i amenjoying it immensely



Feline Mind Meld
Jun 14, 2007

I'm pretty creeped out

Dick Bastardly posted:

i realized just recently that i am an alcoholic because i stopped drinking for a day and was pissed off and wanted to drink again and then i did. So far i don't think this will negatively impact my life, maybe in a decade

same but this happened before now and also I'm super high

whos that broooown
Dec 10, 2009

2024 Comeback Poster of the Year

Dick Bastardly posted:

i realized just recently that i am an alcoholic because i stopped drinking for a day and was pissed off and wanted to drink again and then i did. So far i don't think this will negatively impact my life, maybe in a decade

Sounds like you have a solid ten year plan, my dude.

whos that broooown
Dec 10, 2009

2024 Comeback Poster of the Year
Why would anyone want a heavily spiced session pumpkin ale, loving christ.*


*Someone bought me a Sam Adams fall pack. None of the beers are more than 5.5% what the gently caress.

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
i spent a mingute clicking the back buttoun on the forum beofore i realize i was alreadt on page one

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
the only page is now

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AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
i found several missing loaded vape batteries today while cleaning earlier so i'm incredibly high

well god bless and good posting

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