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I'm on six or seven I think. so I should have about 23 more left no one does or should care about this but I'm posting it anyway because this thread is here
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almost time to break open the next case
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Dec 4, 2019 05:34
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its The Case of the Missing Memory
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Dec 4, 2019 05:36
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semi-solid smells like burned hair pro-tip: leaning to the left while on the can, and massaging the area directly above your left hip, helps the poo and fart movements because that is where your colon turns the corner on the way to your rear end
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Linux Pirate posted:Thomas Kinkade was a bad artis and I'm glad he's dead that's not how it works idiot you should have said Bob Ross or did I just get wooshed Zippy the Bummer fucked around with this message at 06:43 on Dec 5, 2019 |
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Bob Ross was (is) one of the nine muses, probably Urania imo
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Dec 5, 2019 07:25
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i remembered i had another case of natty in the bed of the pickup so it's nice and cold now, i'm playing aoe1 just built a storage pit Nuts and Gum posted:I’m gonna try this ty for the shitsqueeze technique welcome good luck
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Dec 5, 2019 08:09
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who gets drunk in bars? just stay home it's way cheaper and easier
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Dec 5, 2019 08:27
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my probos are all bottled and stored and in great shape thanks to zone theory
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Dec 5, 2019 09:20
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Resting Lich Face posted:
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Dec 5, 2019 09:26
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I often forget that I already have a beer open and crack open another, at which point I'm just like "well gotta pound this other beer fast"
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Dec 6, 2019 07:15
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its almost time for me to retrieve my next case from under the porch, it should be cold enough by now
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Dec 7, 2019 06:36
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Dick Bastardly posted:heck yeeeeeeaaaaaauuuuussssss Natty. Shameful I know
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Dec 7, 2019 06:47
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cracking one open to celebrate the Pats getting hosed
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Dec 9, 2019 03:55
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just ripped open my second case
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Dec 13, 2019 04:38
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lots of loose or semi-solid stools composing the main formation, with farts and liquid moving around it like skirmishers on the battlefield
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Dec 13, 2019 05:46
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Eldercain posted:There aren't any people at my house tho good
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Dec 14, 2019 06:32
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there is an ice slick outside my window where I piss so that I don't have to walk 15 feet to the bathroom outside my office (the ice is my piss) Just opened my next case
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this evening I walked to the grocers, bought some beer and began to walk back home. As I was admiring the Christmas lights on my sister's house, I stepped in a pot hole, tripped, and ate absolute poo poo, while also shattering all my beers and getting sprayed with beer foam. I kicked as much of the broken glass into the ditch as I could, then walked back to the grocers smelling like stale booze and bought more beer to replace what I lost. Am drinking that now, fairly buzzed
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Dec 15, 2019 06:59
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I just ate a moth that was on the opening of my beer bottle.
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Dec 15, 2019 08:27
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well I guess I mostly just looked at it hoping it would leave but when it didnt I just drank the beer and the moth went down with it
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Dec 15, 2019 08:37
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just let the gnat die in your eyelid and dissolve so that you can absorb its nutrients
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Coors makes me sick. Quite literally, I dont know what it is about it, maybe that sickly sweet after-taste, it makes me nauseous
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Dec 15, 2019 11:14
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smoking a pipe and pounding natty light while watching the snow fall will probably drunkenly finish my Christmas shopping later
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when I'm right about where I want to be I move the goal posts
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I can't afford that poo poo come on I did find an old Keystone Lite in my closet and dumped it into my pigs' trough and watched them scarf it up while I cracked another Natty in the snow
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Zeluth posted:On such a winter's day. fuckin solid
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I just spent nearly an hour on facebook with an old university bud who was asking me to help him remember who his roommates were. We just ended up listing every name of our classmates we could recall and none of them rang a bell apparently, so we shotgunned beers instead
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I just weighed myself and I've lost 9 pounds this year even though I drink fuckloads of beer. I may be dying
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0XVg2soFr8 seasons loving greetings
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it's 6:46 and I'm 8 beers in might nap for a bit because I can't find anything interesting and the weather sucks
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Eldercain posted:Got sushi, had a bunch of beer and sake, it's 2'30 and I'm kind of drunk drat I want some sushi. can that be ordered online? I'm going to look
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piss gently caress, I'm 45 minutes too far away probably I doubt anyone would deliver sushi to a farm in se indiana
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had a good nap, hitting the belgian white nowNuts and Gum posted:Ask your doctor if weed is right for you, I would love it if indiana legalized it but we only recently changed the law to allow booze sales on sundays so.....it's a ways off
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I took a nap in my bathrobe on the concrete floor of my unfinished basement when I went to feed the cat that uses that place as her winter residence. i woke up with her sleeping on my rear end. but i'm back now and drinking more beerLiterally A Person posted:Greg. did your mother ever tell you about me
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that was my other son. he was too good for this world
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Resting Lich Face posted:adopt kitty she's already mine, no adoption needed
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it's 11:26 AM i think I'm on beer # 6 but not sure
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i have 45 beers in reserve since i won't be awake early enough tomorrow to buy more
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i have gnomes with high pitched voices repeating random phrases and song lyrics in my brain
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