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Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
tequillaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
Anyone down to go squatchin???

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo

Edgar posted:

I don't know what that is????

Just come with an open mind and butt hole.

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
TEQUILA!

*punches Burt*

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
Is Nooner real or a figment of our drunk imaginations

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
See you guys soon

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
At bar 2 in San fran

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo

Eldercain posted:

I'm still at bar one but they are still giving me drinks

They can do that ????

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
How the gently caress do I image post from the Mobile ????

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
How's the 5 percent or whatever beer now Edgar? I can only drink liquor in Utah, I feel like beers a rip off.

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
Hey guys I'm probably legally drunk but not stupid drunk. drat this hearty tolerance !!!

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
I'm playing pool now I guess

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
Got Ms Caulk drink and am discussing the merits of fleeing to New Zealand if Trump wins in 2020.

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
Welp wife didn't take drunk night well and I feel terrible for the hotel cleaning staff.q

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
Be gay do crime happy new year

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
Utah in the new years let.get wasted cya saturday

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo

Edgar posted:

I failed, ate half of the roast with mushrooms and carrots, save the rest for tomorrow. drat internet is slow.. downloading the star wars battlefront 2 should be fun?? 8 har Seltzers and few shots of Jim beam. Don't dare to drink at a bar due to costs $$$ but this weekend should be drinking with some fellow Utah goons.

Bar Named Sue Sandy tommorow at 3

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
Classic NOONER!

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo

Nooner posted:

i did a shot of everclear once time and like had to chug a bunch of water right after because my whole mouth instantly dried up

I did two or three shots once in college because someone said it was 90 proof and I threw up a.lot !!!

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo

Edgar posted:

I haven't tried everclear and i'm curious and frightened.

The only drinkable way is in jungle juice punch, preferable scooped from a kiddie pool.

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
TEQUILA TIME

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo

Nooner posted:

Gatorade coolers -- gotta keep that poo poo classy as you get yourself and 100 of your closest friends blacked out

COLLEGE!!!!

WOOOOO COLLEGE!!!!!

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
Rapidly gettin drunk felluhs

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
I'm drunk!

Used to have a breathalyzer but it made me depressed at how ridiculous my tolerance was compared to normal people.

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
I had to be sober last night and it killed me a little inside.

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
Hey guys let's get drunk and eat Mexican food

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo

Zeluth posted:

Who filled your diaper with poo poo?

I don't know but when I find him I'm gonna poo poo in his pants !!!

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo

Eldercain posted:

is it ok if I eat kimchi out of the jar instead

Sure man as long as I can claim this rotgut rum is teqila

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Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
Gonna get drunk tonight.

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