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bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Every thread has drunk people posting in it but this thread is ONLY for people that are drunk.

https://www.amazon.com/BACtrack-Breathalyzer-Professional-Grade-Accuracy-Professional/dp/B0026IBZSK

I got this thing off amazon a couple years ago and its a lot of fun at parties.

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bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Im kinda drunk right now Im guessing I'm in the 0.08 to 0.10 neighborhood.

bird with big dick fucked around with this message at 02:31 on Nov 11, 2019

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

I spent like fukin 6 AM until 2 PM doing poo poo around the house and cleaning and yardwork and poo poo so part of what feels like drunk might just be physical exhaustion though.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Im gonna as soon as I stop drinking for 15 minutes

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Burt Sexual posted:

poo poo hold on

E I just cracked one. They gave me like 6 of those tubes too. Wtf for?

Germaphobes

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

what happened to Spin's GBS discord channel my invite doesn't work anymore

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

wheres the drunk discord gonna be drunk today I'm gonna be at home babysitting floor installers so not sure what else I'll do.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

I just ate a weed. Trying to cut back on the alcohol.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Put a big dick and small balls on him

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Zippy the Bummer posted:

gaze upion this atrocity mother fuckers. i spent two hours and the better part of a twelve pack crafting this piece of poo poo

LOOK AT IT



is that thing a human? is she falling down the stairs or crab walking up them. are they in the plattonic rs realm of te forms

drat i forgot to title it to. its supposed to be "Stormtroopers Bathing"

Where’s they dicks

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

No you did not

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

drunk mutt posted:



Did I do this right?

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

drunk mutt posted:

What's "snapping turtle" a euphemism for?

A tight pussy

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Make a fist with your hand and practice eating rear end on it

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bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

What’s the best Vive VR game to play when you’re drunk and or high

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