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I'm trying to get shitfaced so I can enjoy myself. Wish me luck and all that bollocks.
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Out of my loving tree, ask me anything but do not expect an intelligent answer. Do expect "I don't get it" though.
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Aug 16, 2020 02:26
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On the sauce again. This is great.Eldercain posted:who's your favorite hockey team 
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Aug 17, 2020 01:59
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It's Monday but IDGAF time to fight the good fight and wake up on Tuesday wondering where the gently caress Monday went.
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Sep 7, 2020 16:44
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My plan worked, Monday turned into Tuesday morning!
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Sep 8, 2020 13:22
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God drat drinking several litres of cider leads to having the worst shits.
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Sep 13, 2020 15:24
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Absolutely not and they smell like paint thinner.
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Sep 13, 2020 16:32
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Look it was 12 pints of dry it was always going to peel the walls down to the brickwork!
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Sep 13, 2020 20:26
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Spalec posted:I just made Way back in 2005 a few mates and I made that mistake with a batch of spacecakes, albeit because "gently caress all was happening" after the first. Fast forward 20 minutes plus another cake and two beers and the rest of the night is a blurry lost mess. Good times.
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Sep 13, 2020 21:21
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brownies for the first time.
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pixaal posted:The old I've been working at it for 4 hours and still feel sober what in the gently caress? Then you stand up wobble and realize you are fuuuuuuuucked That's most Fridays & Saturdays for me. Sinking beers then "oh I need to piss", only to dance across the room and crash into the door.
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Sep 16, 2020 22:25
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Trying to turn Wednesday into Thursday but I only have two hours left before it's actually Thursday.
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Sep 23, 2020 22:05
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Once more I wake up surrounded by empty beer cans and have a vague recollection of looking at the clock at 5AM. Pretty good night though.
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Sep 26, 2020 14:31
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4.23AM. Eleven beers down but not tired. Help. Edit: Now it's 12. gently caress. ZogrimAteMyHamster fucked around with this message at 04:33 on Sep 27, 2020 |
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Sep 27, 2020 04:24
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Literally A Person posted:Check it. Herbal tea. Check it? How so? I have no herbal tea. I can't even be bothered to fill the kettle. Should I just give up, sprawl out like I've been slapped by a giant hand and hope I sleep?
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Sep 27, 2020 04:35
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gently caress I'm 11 beers in and oigoshgo the screen if loving swiming I loving love this astuff
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Oct 11, 2020 02:52
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pixaal posted:when you drink it straight from the bottle it is not classy. I don't know anyone that drinks wine alone that bothers to pour it. Because it's a waste of time.
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Oct 14, 2020 18:20
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Eldercain posted:my secret is to drink whatever is put in front of me and then notice I'm sad anyways I just play videogames when drinking alone, then by the time I realise I'm wasting my life I'm too drunk to care.
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Oct 15, 2020 05:08
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Another day, another night of pbeing pisse dup and acting the oval office at Tekken with some buddies over Parsec. Just want some 4P button-mashing fun.verbal enema posted:My friend died yesterday so im sitting here drinking and being sad poo poo. I don't know what to say or even pretend to.
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Oct 17, 2020 04:52
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You're all cool an' that, let's have another one.
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Oct 23, 2020 22:25
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Another Friday, another night which is now Saturday morning getting trashed. This is my life, isn't it?
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Oct 31, 2020 04:23
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For teg first time in whenever I'm out of it/ # By which i mema befor emy buddiews/
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Nov 7, 2020 03:05
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I'm coasting along at that comfortable drunken altitude where I think I'm going to be better at videogames because I'm drinking, but I'm probably going to be worse.
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Nov 11, 2020 04:51
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Coasting again, it's really loving cozy. One thing I do remember about being "drunk-better" at videogames was finally completing the Hard difficulty for Siberia co-op on TimeSplitters 2, when it was just loving impossible sober. I mean I've done it sober since then, but the fact stands.Ghost Leviathan posted:You'd be surprised, video games become much easier for me when I'm not overthinking it.
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Nov 12, 2020 02:16
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Devonaut posted:what rear end in a top hat invented session beers, come on man I don't have all day Yours lovingly, some idiot in the UK who drinks Żubr. P.S. The Polish Żubr. Not the Czech Zubr.
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Nov 15, 2020 03:31
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HungryMedusa posted:I need to try Zubr It's the best. it's 6% so while you don't immediately eat your own head, it's good enough to give you ~10 hours of "clarity" over a long, LONG session. 6PM to 4AM long with 12 cans. Here I am!
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Nov 15, 2020 05:10
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Eldercain posted:yeah since he got it in a bag i assumed it was a preroll and they're usually pretty well rolled and have a filter in em already. other than that it's like, i dunno, watch a stoner movie and do what they do? or do it like elon idk it seems weird to never have seen someone smoke a thing, but i assume it's not that and is instead just nervousness that there is a trick I've never smoked anything. I just drink booze and (admittedly on rare occasions) eat spacecakes.
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Nov 22, 2020 00:27
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Dear thread, What is a hangover?
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Nov 22, 2020 05:48
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Wine doesn't last long enough. gently caress.
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Dec 2, 2020 23:36
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Eldercain posted:Guess what I'm trying tonight Devil's Cellar is pretty good stuff. Meanwhile I'm utterly shitfaced, somehow typing coherently, and about to play AoE with some long-time friends. It's like 1998 but we're all miserable.
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Dec 6, 2020 01:54
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ALL TYPOS GO I'm loving off it man, holu shiy I dint; thinik I'd get thix bad again but YES what a ride!!
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Dec 6, 2020 04:33
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I have spent so much of the last week getting completely wrecked and I have no idea what it's costing but I don't care. Still a few days of such behaviour to go too so I'd better not slow down just yet 
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Dec 30, 2020 18:06
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LiterallyATomato posted:E: Anyone else in their thirties miss that twenty-something social drinking? Sort of, but I've been blessed with having reliable drinking buddies since my late teens, one way or another. I do (sometimes) miss the evening descending into complete chaos then waking up with no loving idea what went on to cause it, though.
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Feb 8, 2021 21:27
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I'm wasted, ask me anything but don't expect a response.
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Feb 14, 2021 03:21
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I'm fuxking wqasted and going tgo bed bye
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Mar 14, 2021 07:37
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The last week has been nothing but pissing it up every night, and it's great. My liver probably disagrees with me right now though.
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Dec 30, 2021 16:57
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I loving hate it when everything's shut but I'm hungry. I'm not cooking anything in this condition.
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Jun 4, 2022 02:57
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Literally A Person posted:7/11. Big bag of sour patch kids. Ain't happening, closest 7/11 to me is in Denmark.
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Literally A Person posted:Apparently the Danes love their 2am $0.75 hot dog item. I'd fuckin' kill for some cheapo microwave gar(b)age hotdogs right now.
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TheKingslayer posted:I'm watching Freddy's Dead The Final Nightmare and it fuckin' suuuuucks.  (You're right, it's poo poo and it wasn't even the last in the series.)
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That was -- without any exaggeration -- the only bit in that movie worth watching and I remember when I was watching it with some buddies for a rental one weekend, we were all "yeah this is looking like it's gonna be good!". But then it's loving ruined by that severed arm somehow reaching up with the hand grasping for ~whatever~. It's not attached to anyone or anything and just looks so loving stupid! You had ONE job, scene! And to have that immediately after the brilliant shot of the woman desperately trying to drag the her lower half closer as if she feels it's possible to put everything back into place? Jesus wept. Oh and the wire magically upping itself 2ft to lop the old dude's cranium off then dropping back down to waist height is loving dumb too but whatever. The rest of the film's a load of loving poo poo. MrQwerty posted:Freddy vs Jason is way better and that movie is dumb as gently caress ZogrimAteMyHamster fucked around with this message at 15:35 on Jun 6, 2022 |
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