Drunk/stoned posting thread: have you tried.... a second bottle of wine?

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Resting Lich Face: Feb 21, 2019; This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

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# ¿ Nov 12, 2019 00:10

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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 06:05

Resting Lich Face: Feb 21, 2019; This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

Following rules. Drunk posting in drunk posting thread.

# ¿ Nov 21, 2019 05:55

Resting Lich Face: Feb 21, 2019; This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

Cephalectomy posted:

Avoiding my house via the bar. AMA

Whatcha drinkin?

# ¿ Nov 21, 2019 06:04

Resting Lich Face: Feb 21, 2019; This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

crabcakes dogg posted:

ooo child things�ll get a little easier

Like how cheap liquor gets easier to drink the more you drink it.

# ¿ Nov 22, 2019 03:49

Resting Lich Face: Feb 21, 2019; This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

Burt Sexual posted:

But it takes more, the more you drink that is. It�s like biochemistry or something I was told

Nah I meant on a timescale of like an evening.

Giant_Pupils posted:

I am taking the kids to see Frozen 2 on a matinee this weekend. On a scale of 1 to Grain Alcohol, how much booze do you think I will need in order to lull my brain into sweet, chemically lobotomized bliss?

Sitting through dumb kid poo poo is a job for weed my man.

# ¿ Nov 22, 2019 04:57

Resting Lich Face: Feb 21, 2019; This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

Drunken posting not drunk E/N posting.

# ¿ Nov 22, 2019 05:17

Resting Lich Face: Feb 21, 2019; This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

OMFG FURRY posted:

wedding drunk posting

gently caress where was this 3 weeks ago when I was at a wedding drunk?

# ¿ Nov 22, 2019 05:41

Resting Lich Face: Feb 21, 2019; This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

Malcolm Turnbeug posted:

gently caress pearl jam. gently caress em. poo poo band for fuckheads

Grunge in general kinda sucks.

# ¿ Nov 22, 2019 05:57

Resting Lich Face: Feb 21, 2019; This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

Im fcking blitzed. life is good/poo poo

# ¿ Nov 22, 2019 06:27

Resting Lich Face: Feb 21, 2019; This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

I wish I was asleep instead of hungover as gently caress.

# ¿ Nov 22, 2019 16:41

Resting Lich Face: Feb 21, 2019; This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

I'm still hungover from last night and deciding if I want to drink tonight or not.

Hmmmm.

# ¿ Nov 23, 2019 05:08

Resting Lich Face: Feb 21, 2019; This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

Wrong decisions HOOOOOOOO!

:beerpal:

# ¿ Nov 23, 2019 05:50

Resting Lich Face: Feb 21, 2019; This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

Tomorrow morning is going to loving SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK :beerpal:

# ¿ Dec 1, 2019 09:00

Resting Lich Face: Feb 21, 2019; This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

This booze smells like paint thinner.

I'm still gonna drink it but uhhhh

# ¿ Dec 4, 2019 05:18

Resting Lich Face: Feb 21, 2019; This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

Zeluth posted:

Check if it has bugs in it if left overnight.

That's just an urban legend; bugs don't crawl in peoples' mouths while they sleep.

# ¿ Dec 4, 2019 05:21

Resting Lich Face: Feb 21, 2019; This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

Who the gently caress drank all my booze?

Wait...

# ¿ Dec 4, 2019 05:42

Resting Lich Face: Feb 21, 2019; This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

gently caress that rural internet is terrible.

# ¿ Dec 4, 2019 06:29

Resting Lich Face: Feb 21, 2019; This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

oh poo poo im drunker than i've been in a long time

# ¿ Dec 4, 2019 08:27

Resting Lich Face: Feb 21, 2019; This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

I slammed enough water last night that I don't have a particularly bad hangover so thats good.

RE poo poo question: little of column A, little of column B

Resting Lich Face fucked around with this message at 19:35 on Dec 4, 2019

# ¿ Dec 4, 2019 19:17

Resting Lich Face: Feb 21, 2019; This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

Linux Pirate posted:

I'm buzzed, can I post things I'll regret?

It's never stopped me.

Unfortunately.

# ¿ Dec 5, 2019 05:02

Resting Lich Face: Feb 21, 2019; This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

dead prez posted:

if your account isnt from this year you have never truly drunk posted

# ¿ Dec 5, 2019 05:09

Resting Lich Face: Feb 21, 2019; This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

Except with a mostly empty bottle of liquor that was mostly full earlier

# ¿ Dec 5, 2019 09:03

Resting Lich Face: Feb 21, 2019; This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

I like when drunk me takes a shot and then pours another that I forget about so the next time I want a shot I find an already poured shot ready to go.

# ¿ Dec 6, 2019 06:51

Resting Lich Face: Feb 21, 2019; This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

OH fuckin poo poo I just did it again. 15 minute ago drunk me is awesome!

# ¿ Dec 6, 2019 07:08

Resting Lich Face: Feb 21, 2019; This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

numberoneposter posted:

not going to drink tonight and tomorrow and get really drunk on saturday

Look at Mr. Functional over here.

I'm gonna get really drunk saturday too. But also tonight and probably tomorrow too.

E: whoooooa there ffs let's dail it back

Resting Lich Face fucked around with this message at 07:18 on Dec 6, 2019

# ¿ Dec 6, 2019 07:14