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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Drunk/stoned posting thread: have you tried.... a second bottle of wine?
 
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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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i don't drink a lot compared to other people but i have a drinking problem in that if it's around i will drink it. like i will get a 12 pack or something, the first one takes an hour, the second a half hour, the third 15m, etc, maybe i'll have 6 or 8, then the next morning i'll start again having one at 8:30 am or whatever, and continuing from there. and i feel terrible the whole time, it just makes me feel bad. so i usually don't keep it around at all but continue to buy some sometimes for some godforsaken reason. it sucks because i like the taste of certain things a lot but i just can't have it around anymore

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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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wednesday bendsday

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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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that or rehab

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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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cut to reality, where three beers are gone before lunch and now you just wish you could go to sleep

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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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a thumbless man who has just robbed a liquor store of two bottles of 'big thumb' whisky

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Mozi
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the only page is now

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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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woof

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Mozi
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Rifby1tVE8

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Drunk/stoned posting thread: have you tried.... a second bottle of wine?