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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Username holds up.

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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Im Tonda probetizon everygoon 2 nite

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Horly poo poo I can edit any post

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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let it mellow posted:

im drinking beers

I have 28 left in the fridg

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Fanelien posted:

drink them all at once.

Give me a sec

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Strting to feel shame

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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One last one

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Cirrhosis Johnson posted:

You posted pictures of your wife’s wardrobe for e-laughs on an internet comedy forum

Posting funny poo poo should be bannable here on SA!

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Pennywise the Frown posted:

Looks like you'll be stickin' around for a while.

:boom:

I’ll set em up, you knock em down. Lol

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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bird with big dick posted:

Im kinda drunk right now Im guessing I'm in the 0.80 to 0.10 neighborhood.

Use your backtrack? I got one it’s a very useful tool to really see how alcohol affects you. (It’s like all the literature says. One drink can only metabolize in one hour. Regardless of weight)

Can’t smoke or drink for fifteen minutes before you test though.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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poo poo hold on

E I just cracked one. They gave me like 6 of those tubes too. Wtf for?

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Edgar posted:

Monday night, I feel bad for some reason. So I am having some drinks tonight.

Football!!

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Resting Lich Face posted:

Like how cheap liquor gets easier to drink the more you drink it.

But it takes more, the more you drink that is. It’s like biochemistry or something I was told

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Jesus dude. Try to go to bed. hosed up

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Resting Lich Face posted:

Drunken posting not drunk E/N posting.

I will be moving all of gbs to a sub of en as of 12/1/2019

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Giant_Pupils posted:

I am pleasantly buzzed and posting. Probably going to sleep soon.

We see

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Giant_Pupils posted:

I'm definitely posting too much. I hope you all have a pleasant evening.
GNG.

Love

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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If you contain yourself to this thread with the videos you will be spared the ban and thirty. Don’t abuse it

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Zeluth posted:

You've never had a mixer?

My preferred drink is well known around here if you paid any attention to things

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Zeluth posted:

I don't even talk drinks in this thread. Apparently you did not notice.

Just relax, you person, you.

The drunk thread involves drinks. Why am explaining this? Focus.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Eldercain posted:

Time to pregame family time

Today and the day after thanksgiving is the number one days according to the manager of my local brew pub. Lol

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Today is teh number one day for pubs I’m told

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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numberoneposter posted:

pre-game at olive garden before you get lit at apple bees

Six sisters might seem like a long drive early on, but later you’ll do it.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Edgar posted:

Lol they don't have booze, its all Mormony deli sandwiches.

gently caress. Alright I’ll meet you at the Tree room, “built around a tree”, I’ll be in the lower left sprig area. It’s dark and all.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Edgar posted:

Yeah its close to Sundance and if we catch a ski lift, we can get a glimpse of Robert Redford's house.

Ski lifts are very romantic at night. Ifykwim

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Dick Bastardly posted:

YOUNKNIW WHAT I MEAN drat IT FUKERS

Fake, no probe.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Dick Bastardly posted:

Burt I will f7ckin fight u

If,I win, will u suck my dick and post pictures?

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Edgar posted:

No backsies!

I got this

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Dick Bastardly posted:

An y other threds*

Pretty cool Jeffrey got the search to work instant now.

Lol

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Linux Pirate posted:

I did this but without the perogies.

Cookin the turkey tomorrow will be fun.

Two words Golden Coral

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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I’m. Dethroned from this position of shitposting . I bow to you insisigt

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Linux Pirate posted:

I'm buzzed, can I post things I'll regret?

*checks notes*

Gonna go with would not recommend

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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This thread is quite enabling

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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CannonFodder posted:

Hey Burt Sexual.

I'm about to make a thread that may make a lot of noise. It's all in good fun and I pay money to make these forums stay alive.

Just a heads up.

I’m sure it will be funny, informative, AND entertaining!

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Nigmaetcetera posted:

Can't there just be a thread for degenerates to degenerate in?

It’s closed atm :(

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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I’ll allow it

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Can mods post here?

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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OMFG FURRY posted:

no drinking on the job! !! !

It’s an after work social gathering and I’ve only had 6 ipas

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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nextlevelstart posted:

Last bar I went to had a large open space for adult men to play the bag throwing game whilst indoors

It’s corn hole, and domt say whilst

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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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nextlevelstart posted:

It is not normel to say whilst?

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While I play corn hole

I’m kidding dude

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