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Filipino
Nov 6, 2019

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
It's less than 1 inch flacid and about 5 inches hard. Would this be considered a micropenis? It makes public showering very uncomfortable. I also have an infant son and I think I have passed the curse along to him. I guess its not that hugest deal because my wife still gets off.

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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

my head isn't a normal size, OP

when I get aroused, my head also gets five times its size like mr grinch if he wore stovepipe hats.

who cares

XYZAB
Jun 29, 2003

HNNNNNGG!!

Filipino posted:

I guess its not that hugest deal because my wife still gets off.

Weird flex but ok.

gbs but from 2004
Oct 24, 2004

wow u rude pig

"i STarTed this TOIlEt Of A tHreaD aNd HAve sOmEHOW aVoidEd A red teXt"

Filipino posted:

It's less than 1 inch flacid and about 5 inches hard. Would this be considered a micropenis? It makes public showering very uncomfortable. I also have an infant son and I think I have passed the curse along to him. I guess its not that hugest deal because my wife still gets off.

what do u mean it gets hard???

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Why men great till they gotta be great? Why dick soft till I gotta masturbate?

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
you’re fine
people say the average is 6” but it’s actually closer to 5.5”

this had me confused because I’m gay so I was like why do I keep ending up with small-dicked men and it turns out we all just have a slightly skewed idea of what average looks like

5 is not great but it’s fine. like you get a C, it’s fine. you’re fine

Filipino
Nov 6, 2019

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Why men great till they gotta be great? Why dick soft till I gotta masturbate?

Is this a quote from the new Kanye record "Jesus is good"?

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Cubone posted:

you’re fine
people say the average is 6” but it’s actually closer to 5.5”

this had me confused because I’m gay so I was like why do I keep ending up with small-dicked men and it turns out we all just have a slightly skewed idea of what average looks like

5 is not great but it’s fine. like you get a C, it’s fine. you’re fine

Lol

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





My penis is 5 inches flaccid and less than 1 inch hard.

freezepops
Aug 21, 2007
witty title not included
Fun Shoe
5 inches is considered a micropenis? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

Filipino
Nov 6, 2019

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

freezepops posted:

5 inches is considered a micropenis? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

Pls dont shoot ppl.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

My dick is 36 inches long and frankly it's very problematic

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

Big Beef City posted:

My dick is 36 inches long and frankly it's very problematic

post the hog

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Always shower fully erect. How can you not in public showers with all the rear end about?

Filipino
Nov 6, 2019

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Icochet posted:

Always shower fully erect. How can you not in public showers with all the rear end about?

This is true becuase.....

I'm bi.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Big Beef City posted:

My dick is 36 inches long and frankly it's very problematic

You can like drape it over my butthole lol we can do photoshoots platonicallly

Relin
Oct 6, 2002

You have been a most worthy adversary, but in every game, there are winners and there are losers. And as you know, in this game, losers get robotizicized!
~5.15 is the us average. you measure by pushing the ruler to the pubic bone, so you may be longer than you think.

Filipino
Nov 6, 2019

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Relin posted:

~5.15 is the us average. you measure by pushing the ruler to the pubic bone, so you may be longer than you think.

[Seinfeld] But whats the deal with the 1 inch flacid? [/Seinfeld]

Les Os
Mar 29, 2010
as a doctor I recommend you get it removed

Relin
Oct 6, 2002

You have been a most worthy adversary, but in every game, there are winners and there are losers. And as you know, in this game, losers get robotizicized!

Filipino posted:

[Seinfeld] But whats the deal with the 1 inch flacid? [/Seinfeld]
who cares

immortalyawn
May 28, 2013

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
maybe your wifes vagina is broken

it has too much sympathy

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy
Well, lets see this here dick OP

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?

ShortyMR.CAT posted:

Well, lets see this here dick OP

only way to sort this out

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

OP don't do anything anyone here tells you to do they're all just wondering about how your penis looks, I'm wondering too but I won't deceive you ever, because that's the kind of relationship you and me have

Filipino
Nov 6, 2019

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
This one simple trick that homegrown permabanners hate.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Filipino posted:

This one simple trick that homegrown permabanners hate.

Shut ur rear end up man I swear to God

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

This is normal dick territory, capISS??

BluesShaman
Apr 25, 2016

She wore Blue Velvet.

Cubone posted:

I’m gay

:same:

kazr
Jan 28, 2005

Real talk I worked with a woman who was in the swinger scene sbd she told me about a couple where the dude's dick only got noticeably harder at the head and the guy's wife started jerkin him off and yep just his head grew about 5x and god drat

God drat

I could complain about a whole lot less than him

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy
just means your dick folds down into a storage mode when not in use.

now if only we could get removable balls.

just bob
Sep 6, 2017

by Reene
I've got the same problem except it goes from one to seven I hope nobody laughs because I am being honest

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.

Filipino posted:

I guess its not that hugest deal because my wife still gets off.

I'm glad she found someone up to the task.

just bob
Sep 6, 2017

by Reene
Also its only normal size around black guys maybe white guys scare me

just bob
Sep 6, 2017

by Reene
Taking a shower with skyler and hes at least 4 inches bigger than me even tho ae are both men and then days later some black guy is checking me out and I'm 4 times bigger than I was during skyler time

Ad by Khad
Jul 25, 2007

Human Garbage
Watch me try to laugh this title off like the dickbag I am.

I also hang out with racists.
5 isnt micro but I aint paying for it

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
If I had a fertile penis that pleased my woman i'd make a thread too

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
You should wear a strap-on, OP. In fact, you should wear two to assert your dominance. I'm pretty sure the more dicks you have, the more dominance you assert.

oh dope
Nov 2, 2006

No guilt, it feeds in plain sight

Filipino posted:

It's less than 1 inch flacid and about 5 inches hard. Would this be considered a micropenis? It makes public showering very uncomfortable. I also have an infant son and I think I have passed the curse along to him. I guess its not that hugest deal because my wife still gets off.

Im pretty sure your son didn't get his penis genes from his mother, but I amnot a geneticist so what do I know?

Serious question op, did you need to have a surgical procedure done on your penis when you were younger? I did, and so did my two sons.

Lordshmee
Nov 23, 2007

I hate you, Milkman Dan
Actually all humans carry all genes for all parts and it is as likely that the boy got his penis from his mother rather than his father :eng101:

In fact it is theorized that this is why humans have such unusually (proportionately) large penises. If women select for large penis then their sons are more likely over time to have one too. This is natural selection.

Lordshmee fucked around with this message at 12:59 on Nov 10, 2019

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Ad by Khad
Jul 25, 2007

Human Garbage
Watch me try to laugh this title off like the dickbag I am.

I also hang out with racists.

Lordshmee posted:

In fact it is theorized that this is why humans have such unusually (proportionately) large penises.

Not the OP

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