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OP, post the dick
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Post that hosed up hog OP
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Nov 15, 2019 01:24
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I knew a guy who was just a hair over 4 feet tall and had a dick nearly 12 inches long. I only know because I was a theater kid and that group is notoriously horny and will use any excuse to get naked. Every party he'd end up naked and just... hang out with it. Dude was 25% dick.
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Nov 15, 2019 01:25
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Inzombiac posted:I knew a guy who was just a hair over 4 feet tall and had a dick nearly 12 inches long. Guarantee that was a 6" wingus. Short dudes with average cocks just look like they got whole hogs.
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Nov 15, 2019 01:28
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Literally A Person posted:Guarantee that was a 6" wingus. Short dudes with average cocks just look like they got whole hogs. No, no. There was a measuring tape involved at one point. His boner was kinda sad, though, but that's to be expected.
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Nov 15, 2019 01:42
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Inzombiac posted:No, no. Dang, a true tripodia.
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Nov 15, 2019 01:45
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Inzombiac posted:No, no. #2big2boner
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Nov 15, 2019 02:32
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multiply volume by shafts circumference to get true dick size
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Nov 15, 2019 02:34
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This thread just gave me a great product idea, tape measures where every inch marked on the tape is only 3/4 of an inch. So if you had a 6 inch dick you could pull out this tape measure and "prove" that you really have an 8" dick. Or the OP could "prove" his dick is actually 6 ⅔". I'm gonna be a billionaire.
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Nov 15, 2019 02:49
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Tip posted:This thread just gave me a great product idea, tape measures where every inch marked on the tape is only 3/4 of an inch. Can it mount on a selfie stick?
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Nov 15, 2019 02:51
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post hogs, you swine
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Nov 15, 2019 02:59
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Tip posted:This thread just gave me a great product idea, tape measures where every inch marked on the tape is only 3/4 of an inch. Sex shops If it looked real it would be purchased by guys looking to falsely represent on line Totally Lol
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Nov 15, 2019 03:29
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Spin, you've seen some real assholes if you think that'd sell.
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Nov 15, 2019 03:33
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Tip posted:This thread just gave me a great product idea, tape measures where every inch marked on the tape is only 3/4 of an inch. Women need something similar so they can demonstrate cooter tightness. I’m envisioning a process somewhat like gapping a spark plug.
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Nov 15, 2019 03:44
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bird with big dick posted:Women need something similar so they can demonstrate cooter tightness. I’m envisioning a process somewhat like gapping a spark plug. It's not cooter tightness, but that's basically what padded push-up bras are.
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Nov 15, 2019 04:37
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My penis is in the shape of a troll doll when soft, when it gets hard it looks very angry and scares me and my cats.
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Nov 15, 2019 04:51
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Who What Now posted:It's not cooter tightness, but that's basically what padded push-up bras are. Padded push up bras are awesome They make beautiful GLORIOUS
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Nov 15, 2019 04:54
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Spins posted:Padded push up bras are awesome Hey Spin
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Nov 15, 2019 13:08
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Inzombiac posted:No, no. tell us his girth and body weight so we can properly calculate what proportion of his total blood volume would end up in his hog. sciencize that dick real good
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Nov 15, 2019 13:19
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Alright heres my dick pic. https://ibb.co/7jk0V9P
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Nov 15, 2019 13:57
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Filipino posted:Alright heres my dick pic. 
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Nov 15, 2019 14:06
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mario 3 fish look to catch retroloving honeys.
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Nov 15, 2019 14:11
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Filipino posted:Alright heres my dick pic. Wash your hair and don't take a pic from the least flattering angle and you'd look good
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Nov 15, 2019 15:53
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I have seen a lot of penises in my time and most of them are either short or ugly or both A beautiful penis is a sight to behold, even more so if it is attached to a beautiful man / woman good hogs are rare
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Nov 15, 2019 16:04
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What defines the finest hogs?
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Nov 15, 2019 17:13
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30-50 beautiful hogs
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Nov 15, 2019 17:15
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Salty Josh posted:Hey Spin Hi Josh!
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Nov 15, 2019 17:48
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Filipino posted:Alright heres my dick pic. it’s... it’s so frickin sweet
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Nov 15, 2019 17:54
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I haven’t clicked on any of the dick pic links because the first time I see a penis I want it to be my own
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Nov 15, 2019 18:02
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bird with big dick posted:I haven’t clicked on any of the dick pic links because the first time I see a penis I want it to be my own turn off your monitor
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Nov 15, 2019 18:06
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bird with big dick posted:I haven’t clicked on any of the dick pic links because the first time I see a penis I want it to be my own cowardice
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Nov 15, 2019 18:33
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Fartbox posted:I have seen a lot of penises in my time and most of them are either short or ugly or both I have been told by multiple partners that I have a "pretty cock" which makes me deeply uncomfortable for some reason. It probably just looks that way compared to the rest of me which is a horrible sight to behold by every conceivable metric
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Nov 15, 2019 20:12
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Post the hogs
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Nov 15, 2019 20:23
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drat horror queefs posted:I have been told by multiple partners that I have a "pretty cock" which makes me deeply uncomfortable for some reason. It should not make you uncomfortable. Some are Symmetrical Unblemished Perhaps not massively twistingly veined like a body builder's forearm (though pretty is oc subjective) Consistent or pleasantly ombre in coloring That compliment is in no way bad imo, no matter your orientation.
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Nov 15, 2019 21:23
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i like to sharpie some eyes and a little smile on mine put a little effort into making it look nice, your partner will appreciate it
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Nov 15, 2019 21:42
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Bad Purchase posted:i like to sharpie some eyes and a little smile on mine With two cigarettes and a pair of sunglasses you can dress your wingus up as a cool elephant.
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Filipino posted:Alright heres my dick pic. hum-min-ah hum-min-ah hum-min-ah aaaaawooooogaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
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