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My Shoes
Jul 23, 2019

Who What Now posted:

Nobody is shaming you



Another woman tried to. shameful.

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bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

just casually looking at goon dick pics and bragging about how tight my pussy is, also I have huge tits and love big cocks

pm me :D

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry
Ok.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

My Shoes posted:

Another woman tried to. shameful.

Jesus you suck rear end.

My Shoes
Jul 23, 2019

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Jesus you suck rear end.

nah im not into butt play. neither is jesus so ive heard.

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry
Listen, were here to talk about penises, not each other.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

gas

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

drilldo squirt posted:

Listen, were here to talk about penises, not each other.


drilldo squirt posted:

Listen, were here to talk about penises, not each other.


drilldo squirt posted:

Listen, were here to talk about penises, not each other.

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy

drilldo squirt posted:

Listen, were here to talk about penises, not each other.

My Shoes
Jul 23, 2019

drilldo squirt posted:

Listen, were here to talk about penises, not each other.

yeah its really uncool to attack someone just because they are adding their opinion to a conversation about sex organ size.

I can't talk about my penis ok? i don't have one!

maybe in my next life.

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax
Controversial opinion: All vaginas are good vaginas and I like all vaginas I have been with in my life but mostly I've enjoyed being with the women who had them :)

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Cough Drop The Beat posted:

Controversial opinion: All vaginas are good vaginas and I like all vaginas I have been with in my life but mostly I've enjoyed being with the women who had them :)

Don't forget the boyginas.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Which way does everyone prefer dicks to curve, left or right?

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Who What Now posted:

Which way does everyone prefer dicks to curve, left or right?

Up, for prostate stimulation.

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry

Cough Drop The Beat posted:

Controversial opinion: All vaginas are good vaginas and I like all vaginas I have been with in my life but mostly I've enjoyed being with the women who had them :)

What are vaginas like? As a virgin I don't know .

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Who What Now posted:

Which way does everyone prefer dicks to curve, left or right?

Straight sex? Up.

Gay sex? Down.

Left and right if you're literally down with the swerve.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

drilldo squirt posted:

What are vaginas like? As a virgin I don't know .

Just take two NY strip steaks and sandwich them around your dick. That's exactly what it's like. Make sure theyre cold from the fridge for maximum accuracy.

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006



the shaming has to be public or i cant ejaculate

Who What Now posted:

Which way does everyone prefer dicks to curve, left or right?

this is erasure of downward dickhavers. it's like a wilting plant

heard that's good for hitting the g-spot from behind but the human vagina is a horrifying portal to an unknowable fem-dimension in my experience

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Who What Now posted:

Just take two NY strip steaks and sandwich them around your dick. That's exactly what it's like. Make sure theyre cold from the fridge for maximum accuracy.

Cottage cheese

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Sourdough bread with the mold on it

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

My Shoes posted:

i know one user here who has said it and ive seen it so i know he wasn't lying *shrug* (just sayin)

Are you kidding me here shoes

My Shoes
Jul 23, 2019

Burt Sexual posted:

Are you kidding me here shoes

were you and me supposed to keep that a secret? my bad :)

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Spins posted:

I should not have posted
Lost cause

My bad

I don’t agree. Open communication is good here.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

My Shoes posted:

were you and me supposed to keep that a secret? my bad :)

Ew gross, giant old man wang

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

My Shoes posted:

were you and me supposed to keep that a secret? my bad :)

Please keep my wang out of your fantasies

Who What Now posted:

Ew gross, giant old man wang

All dicks are wrinkled at some point in the day, but not at night :wink:

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Thread got too hurney.

Taking my small rear end dick and balls to the Taco Bell thread. See you later, LADIES

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

World War Mammories posted:

the shaming has to be public or i cant ejaculate

Welp, I came.

Thx.

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry

Who What Now posted:

Just take two NY strip steaks and sandwich them around your dick. That's exactly what it's like. Make sure theyre cold from the fridge for maximum accuracy.

No.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I measure starting at my heel

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Listen, do you want to know what a vagoo is like or not?

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




this thread was the opposite of a grower

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry

Who What Now posted:

Listen, do you want to know what a vagoo is like or not?

Not to the point where I would ruin steak.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

drilldo squirt posted:

Not to the point where I would ruin steak.

This enhances the steak

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

This enhances the steak

Post a picture how to.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

drilldo squirt posted:

Post a picture how to.

I can't I've been legally barred from producing any more images that have both penis and steak in them

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

They don't want you to know about this one weird trick the beef industry doesn't want you to see

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

They don't want you to know about this one weird trick the beef industry doesn't want you to see

Wait, you mean BIG BEEF!?

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Literally A Person posted:

Wait, you mean BIG BEEF!?

Word is there's an entire city, a BIG BEEF CITY that is composed purely of BIG BEEF BIG WIGS in control of any and ALL steak directly applied to even your very own BIG BEEFY BALLS

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Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values

BigBadSteve posted:

OP, your penis size sounds perfectly normal to me. It's alright to be a grower not a shower.

Remember, famous porn star Johnny 'Wadd' Holmes had around twelve inches, but couldn't crack a proper fat. If he had, he would have passed out from blood loss to the brain. He had to literally stuff his limp meat into poor Marilyn Chambers's rear end in a top hat in one movie.

Be grateful for what you have, and use it well.

always real sad to see in any fine porno cinema. Ooh baby let me mash my floppy play-doh dick in you.

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