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My laptop is old and it takes six hours for windows update to work. I need a new one. But I like the idea of a roomba vacuuming poo poo so I don’t have to. Which one should I get?
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Nov 10, 2019 19:47
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a zen mindset can make cleaning the floor a peaceful and beautiful thing. laggy laptops just suck rear end.
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Nov 10, 2019 19:50
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get that new roomba that can suck your dick too
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Nov 10, 2019 19:53
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Normally I'd say laptop because PC master race but have you considered a really fancy custom dragon dildo?
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Nov 10, 2019 20:00
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buy both from china, and enjoy
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Nov 10, 2019 20:02
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Get iPad
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Nov 10, 2019 20:03
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Get a leaf blower from a yard sale and blast everything out the window, vacuums are for chumps.
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Nov 10, 2019 20:05
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only one of those can be used for shitposting OP
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Nov 10, 2019 20:05
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I have a Roomba, it's really not as good as you'd think. You have to set up like sensor zones and it'll get stuck on random poo poo. It's also loud so you don't really want to run it at night if you'll hear it when you sleep. We used it for some weeks/months but it became such a pain in the rear end we stopped. If it doesn't find its way back to the base station it'll just die somewhere random, it'll get wrapped up in all sorts of pet toys, etc.. So you basically have to do all of the pre-vacuum cleaning steps as much, you just don't need to drag a vacuum around as much. I'd save the money and buy a nice Dyson like the V8 which is cordless, super good, and you can vacuum way faster.
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Nov 10, 2019 20:08
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you got carpet or hard wood? if it's wood you can the "braava" whcih is a lot cheaper and works good. you may also get a chromebook and remote into a powerful clod computer to use real software =D if u want....
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Nov 10, 2019 20:09
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Smythe posted:you got carpet or hard wood? if it's wood you can the "braava" whcih is a lot cheaper and works good. Is this the same cloud the forums use?? Because if so then I’d rather not.
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Nov 10, 2019 20:19
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if you really gave a poo poo about sweeping/vacuuming you would just do it like once every 2 weeks youre on a computer right now. youre into computers you want a laptop. youll use a laptop for hardwood floors get a dry mop thats like 3 or 4 feet wide
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Nov 10, 2019 20:22
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I got one of the really high-end roombas and it owns. Like...it loving owns bones and does actual vacuum stuff. If you were going to get some cheap rear end poo poo, or a knock-off where people were like "idk why I got this it just spins around and does dust collection?" Ok. then get the laptop. But I'm telling you, if you get the high end Roomba that actually kicks rear end? Well, honestly it kicks rear end. I have two dogs. I let it run on my main floor 2-3 times a week, and it's a HIPAA filtration vacuum and it rocks. Probably the cheaper poo poo and knock-off brands or whatever don't do the job, and that's understandable - this thing knocks it out of the park and I wholey endorse it. e: let's say you were gonna spend $600-900 on a vacuum anyhow for a real good one - ish? Just get the freaking roomba. That's what I'm saying. Big Beef City fucked around with this message at 20:25 on Nov 10, 2019 |
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Nov 10, 2019 20:23
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Big Beef City posted:I got one of the really high-end roombas and it owns. Have you been dog pooped by the roomba yet? I was looking for the high end ones and that’s my one legitimate concern with getting one
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Nov 10, 2019 20:25
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the kentucky quid posted:Have you been dog pooped by the roomba yet? I was looking for the high end ones and that’s my one legitimate concern with getting one No I have NOT, and my old dog is blind and prone to accidents. He just sorts of shies away from it. We have not been pooped so far and it's going on I guess a couple years. all I can say is that I really and truly DO endorse it. It's really freaking great. You have to get the "expensive" one though. But holy moly is it worth it. If you're considering it? Do it. Big Beef City fucked around with this message at 20:34 on Nov 10, 2019 |
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Nov 10, 2019 20:28
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nothing warms my heart more than hearing the triumphant sound of a roomba returning to home base after doing its job. Just don't go with the cheap one, grab the one with the scheduling feature. itll be the best decision you'll ever make in your life
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Nov 10, 2019 20:45
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Just stop cleaning your goon lair (as if you needed the push) and buy an aliumware
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Nov 10, 2019 20:49
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Lol just vacuum once a week, geez.
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Nov 10, 2019 20:56
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central dogma posted:Lol just vacuum once a week, geez. This is a man... ...this is a man who has never heard the triumphal sirens blaring
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Nov 10, 2019 21:12
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My roombas irregularly driving pattern upsets my ocd. It barely works and gets stuck a lot. I paid like $500 for it. Lol ima dumbass
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Nov 10, 2019 21:13
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My parents had a roomba in like 2005 and it sucked poo poo. Sounds like they're no better 14 years later lmao. Get a laptop op.
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Nov 10, 2019 21:15
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I have a Eufy RoboVac 11S that I got for $200 like a year and a half ago and it owns. Sure, it isn't as fancy with crazy awesome high-end wifi mapping etc features like a $700 Roomba, but it has a few really great advantages over any robot vacuum I've tried used over the years: 1. It's exceptionally quiet. I can watch TV or a movie and I barely notice it. I can take a nap or play video games and I hardly notice the thing. By far the quietest robo dude I've ever seen, which is always an issue with other units for me. But it still has strong suction and cleans my apartment very well. Including cat hair!!! Almost never ignores any parts of place. Roombas are fuckin loud and annoying as heck!! 2. It's very thin and low-profile compared to most other robo vacs I've seen. Any Roomba I've tried out never gets under beds, couches, etc that have tiny coverage. My Eufy dude does an awesome job cleaning under my bed and dresser. 3. It doesn't get randomly stuck! Heck yeah!!! Like every Roomba I've tried gets randomly stuck on objects or in the middle of rooms and it almost never happens if I clear my floors of shoes and stuff. There might be higher-end Eufy models that have wifi mapping and other features you totally don't need at all, but just get the base model 11S because it's great and just works so nicely for a cheap robot dude. Also Roomba probably has a far better warranty and user-replaceable parts, but who cares when I spent like $300 less than a high-end Roomba? I'll just get a new one when it fails in a couple years. Cough Drop The Beat fucked around with this message at 21:17 on Nov 10, 2019 |
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Nov 10, 2019 21:15
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they need to invent a keurig that does entire pots of coffee all at once and can be jailbroken to use any kind of coffee you want at any strength
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Nov 10, 2019 21:16
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Grab a broom and start doing all the moves with it, physical exercise is good for you
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Nov 10, 2019 21:16
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bradzilla posted:My parents had a roomba in like 2005 and it sucked poo poo. Sounds like they're no better 14 years later lmao. I too had boomer idiots 15 years ago. What's that like?
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Nov 10, 2019 21:19
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Colonel Cancer posted:Grab a broom and start doing all the moves with it, physical exercise is good for you
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Nov 10, 2019 21:24
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gary oldmans diary posted:most people dont seem to understand how to sweep effectively and its unsettling. maybe not knowing how to take care of yourself at all is the norm? I’m hiring my lawn service to rake my leaves bc it’s too much work and cold now.
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Nov 10, 2019 21:28
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gary oldmans diary posted:most people dont seem to understand how to sweep effectively and its unsettling. maybe not knowing how to take care of yourself at all is the norm? Yup, being able to fold a shirt is like knowing the secret to making Damascus steel.
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Nov 10, 2019 21:31
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Colonel Cancer posted:Grab a broom and start doing all the moves with it, physical exercise is good for you https://i.imgur.com/8nHIHTt.mp4
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Nov 10, 2019 21:42
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Get an Ilife from AliX. Their 11/11 sale starts tomorrow, so you can get the V5s Pro, which vacuums and mops floors for about $100 with coupons including shipping. It's very good and totally worth $100. E: their V3s Pro is about $90, but I don't know how well that works. It's probably fine. klafbang fucked around with this message at 21:52 on Nov 10, 2019 |
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Nov 10, 2019 21:49
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I’m really not big on buy electronics poo poo from Ali express. I’ve seen enough of the Al Jazeera docs on China to know you aren’t getting what it says on the tin.
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Nov 10, 2019 22:00
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If you have cats you should get the roomba. They get all kinds of hosed up about it.
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Nov 10, 2019 22:16
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I have a dog lol
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Nov 10, 2019 22:18
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Install Linux, problem solved. Seriously, though, depending on what your needs are then a Chromebook might meet be all you need, which might mean cheap enough to make this a both/and rather than an either/or situation.
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Nov 10, 2019 22:23
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the kentucky quid posted:I have a dog lol The dog will likely also get really hosed up about it, but possibly in a noisier way
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Nov 10, 2019 22:26
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Pennywise the Frown posted:I just got the eufy BoostIQ 11S robot vac. I've been wanting one for a long time but my floor was so messy and I wasn't about to drop $1000+ on an iRobot. This was $220 so I said gently caress it and it motivated me to clean everything up from my living room and kitchen floors. It works great. It's "dumb" but it's crazy how good of a job it does. It just bumps into walls and objects and goes in weird patterns and I never thought it'd get the whole floor but it got everything. I never think it will and I don't know how but it has always managed to find it's way home to the charger. Again just bumping around until it finds it. It picks up a ton of dirt too. The first time I ran it I had to empty the tiny reservoir 4 times, albeit my floor was pretty dirty. This: Cough Drop The Beat posted:I have a Eufy RoboVac 11S that I got for $200 like a year and a half ago and it owns. Sure, it isn't as fancy with crazy awesome high-end wifi mapping etc features like a $700 Roomba, but it has a few really great advantages over any robot vacuum I've tried used over the years:
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Nov 10, 2019 22:27
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CaptainSarcastic posted:a Chromebook might meet be all you need
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Nov 10, 2019 22:28
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I always wondered, if you get two roombas and turn them on at the same time, do they go over the same parts of the floor or do they talk to each other. Is there a roomba manager unit to divvy up the work? What happens if the roombas run into each other? Do they get a day off to recoup, and how would the manager punish them since they don’t “feel” pain? 
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Nov 10, 2019 22:29
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CaptainSarcastic posted:Install Linux, problem solved. I need this laptop for the kart track so it can do data analysis for this loving $700 data logging system Im getting lol.
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Nov 10, 2019 22:29
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If you have a cool cat that will ride around on the roomba, go for that. Sheer entertainment and joy is worth it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QSA6_kdzc4 It's like a little floating emperor. Baron Harkonen style. Definitely check out 4:05.
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