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Cough Drop The Beat posted:Dyson is like the Bose of vacuums. They have some really nice stuff here and there, sure, but it's very overpriced and much of their appeal exists on marketing and external design. Dyson robo vacs are awful too, so who cares?  Unlike Bose, Dyson is actually good and worth the money
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All I know about Dyson vacuums is that the OP's mom sucks like one  (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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bradzilla posted:
The only good Dyson vacuums are their cordless sticks, which are admittedly great if moderately to stupidly expensive depending on the model. But their corded vacuums are trash compared to a much cheaper Shark unit that does the job more effectively and lasts longer without needing to replace parts.
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Nov 12, 2019 04:25
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:The only good Dyson vacuums are their cordless sticks, which are admittedly great if moderately to stupidly expensive depending on the model. But their corded vacuums are trash compared to a much cheaper Shark unit that does the job more effectively and lasts longer without needing to replace parts. Occasionally, you can find one at Goodwill for like 30 bucks.
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Nov 12, 2019 04:31
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Nooner posted:All I know about Dyson vacuums is that the OP's mom sucks like one stop probing nooner for good posts yo
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Nov 12, 2019 04:33
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roomba is worthless if you have rugs becUse they get stuck in the fringe. get a miele canister vacuum and it will actually work.
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Nov 12, 2019 04:37
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Chinatown posted:stop probing nooner for good posts yo Well, he needs to make some first.
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jarofpiss posted:roomba is worthless if you have rugs becUse they get stuck in the fringe. get a miele canister vacuum and it will actually work. How do you melee with a canister vac? Do you swing it around over your head?
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Nov 12, 2019 04:49
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It's a feat to be sure
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Nov 12, 2019 05:35
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The xiaomi roborock is really cool, it learns the room layout and knows where it is on the map so you can boss it around like an obedient robot slave. Also it's a blatant chinese ripoff of the american made roomba for a third of the price!
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Nov 12, 2019 07:42
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Learn to twerk and use the wind produced from the mighty clap of your rear end cheeks to blow dust out the door.
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Nov 12, 2019 08:16
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https://youtu.be/mvz3LRK263E
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Nov 12, 2019 08:20
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comedy option: buy a chromebook AND install linux. i did this and its amazing value for a $200 laptop that can do pretty much anything a windows can do. roombas: ?? why would anyone buy one of these? WTF? EDIT: that was harsh. I mean, why would anyone without physical or mental impairments preventing them from being able to use a broom buy one of these. I guess if you have way too much money than you know what to do with, waste your money on whatever you want, go nuts! taco season fucked around with this message at 13:50 on Nov 12, 2019 |
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Nov 12, 2019 13:44
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That's like asking why you own a microwave when you could just build a fire in the backyard if you weren't so loving lazy.
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Nov 12, 2019 13:56
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Big Beef City posted:That's like asking why you own a microwave when you could just build a fire in the backyard if you weren't so loving lazy. Sorry to hear about your oven.
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Nov 12, 2019 13:59
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Do you have stairs in your house? I myself am protected but how do Roomba do stairs?
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Nov 12, 2019 14:03
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Pickwick High posted:Do you have stairs in your house? I myself am protected but how do Roomba do stairs? They don't. What I've got for mine is a 'base' station thing on every level of my house and just rotate it around. It runs Mon/Weds/Fri and gets moved between floors for each day. On the weekends if I feel like they need it I just use our shop vac/cannister thing to hit the stairs real quick. Yeah yeah "well you're still vacuuming!!", sure. I'd rather spend 5 minutes with the little vacuum doing the stairs than an hour or whatever doing the whole house, and this does the whole drat thing on its own for me every week and I don't have to feel like a lazy rear end for not wanting to.
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bradzilla posted:
I’ve seen two of those dyson cordless vacs eat poo poo in the past three months because they sucked up a little bit of water. I’ll stick with Miele thanks
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Nov 12, 2019 17:12
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bradzilla posted:
False. They’re okay but overpriced as hell.
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Nov 12, 2019 18:08
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let me consult the online vacuum aficionados
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Nov 12, 2019 18:57
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Unless your laptop is older than like 5 years, get the roomba. It's a real quality of life difference, a new laptop will do what, let you shitpost faster?
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Nov 12, 2019 23:40
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Take that money and spend it on an escort.
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taco season posted:roombas: ?? why would anyone buy one of these? WTF? That's like saying why bother with winter boots when you can wear the cheapest $15 canvas shoes from Walmart the whole winter but that's a proposition for idiots, just like not considering a robot vacuum especially when you have pets who shed whole dogs/cats everywhere each and every day.
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numberoneposter posted:Take that money and spend it on an escort. And ask her to sweep your floors! Say it's a fetish thing.
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Colonel Cancer posted:And ask her to sweep your floors! Say it's a fetish thing.
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:That's like saying why bother with winter boots when you can wear the cheapest $15 canvas shoes from Walmart the whole winter but that's a proposition for idiots, just like not considering a robot vacuum especially when you have pets who shed whole dogs/cats everywhere each and every day. The catalogue of nature has many hairless organisms for your perusal. But seriously, animals or not a good vacuum is worth spending money on if you can. Enjoy cleaning, people! It's your mess, you clean it up!
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taco season posted:The catalogue of nature has many hairless organisms for your perusal. You're not my real dad!
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:The only good Dyson vacuums are their cordless sticks, which are admittedly great if moderately to stupidly expensive depending on the model. But their corded vacuums are trash compared to a much cheaper Shark unit that does the job more effectively and lasts longer without needing to replace parts. You realize that the Shark is usually a 100% ripoff of a Dyson right In fact pretty much everything on thr market other than those lovely papwr bag vacuums feom the 50s is a lovely copy of dysons designs
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taco season posted:comedy option: buy a chromebook AND install linux. i did this and its amazing value for a $200 laptop that can do pretty much anything a windows can do. lol did you fall on your head recently? Are your proposing that I buy a quasi worthless laptop and then make it more worthless by installing "Missing Driver Simulator 2000"? And this is somehow a better investment than a robot vacuum cleaner that can get under every single chair and couch in my house?
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JK Fresco posted:You realize that the Shark is usually a 100% ripoff of a Dyson right Who cares? Shark build quality and design is way better than Dyson corded vacuums at this point. You can pick up a $150 (or often much less on sale) Shark Navigator and it beats the pants off any $300-400 Dyson. I won't deny that Dyson cordless stuff is drat good, but Shark is the king of corded vacuums. Dyson's most popular vacuum, the Ball Animal 2, is stupidly heavy for basically no reason except Dyson is stuck in ancient design principles too. It weighs like 6+ lbs more than a superior Shark, which totally matters when you're vacuuming a large living room and upstairs area over an afternoon or whatever.
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Saint Drogo posted:a zen mindset can make cleaning the floor a peaceful and beautiful thing. laggy laptops just suck rear end.
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Nov 13, 2019 06:26
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I'm angry. ANGRY ABOUT VACUUMS!
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I don't feel strongly about that many things, BUT LET ME TELL YOU MY THOUGHTS ON LINUX AND VACUUMS!
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Will a roomba clean up the cum I leave on the hardwood floor?
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Nov 13, 2019 06:39
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No, it will just sigh and navigate around it.
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CaptainSarcastic posted:I don't feel strongly about that many things, BUT LET ME TELL YOU MY THOUGHTS ON LINUX AND VACUUMS! Uh. Haha. Yeah I know what you mean buddy. Well. Um. Oh sorry! Got to go. Steve! Long time no see! Great party
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:Who cares? Shark build quality and design is way better than Dyson corded vacuums at this point. You can pick up a $150 (or often much less on sale) Shark Navigator and it beats the pants off any $300-400 Dyson. I won't deny that Dyson cordless stuff is drat good, but Shark is the king of corded vacuums. Are we talking about the same company here? Shark has terrible build quality and all fheir designs are tacky copies of better designs. They're literally a lovely Chinese knockoff company. They break constantly. You're also comparing a heavy duty full sized vacuum to a lighter model. Dyson makes a light corded vacuum too such as the Dyson Light Ball. JK Fresco fucked around with this message at 15:45 on Nov 13, 2019 |
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It's fairly obvious what you should invest in OP https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hyzPvTiNDk
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JK Fresco posted:Are we talking about the same company here? On Amazon the Shark Apex has a significantly better customer rating than any corded Dyson so I guess for some reason people still like their lovely broken vacuum better than any Dyson.
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Roombas are good it gives me a neat little map of my McMansion 
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