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WHERES A loving COMPUTER I GOTTA POST!!!!!
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The room is covered in sweat???
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Nov 11, 2019 01:33
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perhaps you should turn on a monitor
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Nov 11, 2019 01:54
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I gotta post about posting about posting and god help anyone who gets in my way
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Nov 11, 2019 01:56
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:The room is covered in sweat??? dont be obtuse
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Nov 11, 2019 01:58
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why are you out of breath?
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Nov 11, 2019 01:59
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i got another one: "IM ABOUT TO poo poo MY PANTS!!!"
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Nov 11, 2019 02:00
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Oh yeah! (I'm the cool aid guy. Remember that time in Family Guy when he broke through the court house wall just after the verdict had been delivered by the judge?)
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Nov 11, 2019 02:01
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runs into room covered in sweat and out of breath and screams for help. Advertisement A man and a woman run into the room and try to put some clothes on. They can't because the man's pants are down around his ankles and the woman's shirt is torn in two places, leaving her chest bare. The man screams for them to help him get out of the room. The woman tries to give them some clothes, but they're too short and the man just keeps saying to them, "Help! Help!" He turns on the light and says, "My wife is dead." "Are you okay?" the woman asks. "No," he says. "My wife is dead." The woman pulls out a gun and shoots him in the head. She and the man both run out of the room. Advertisement Thread crossover!
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Nov 11, 2019 02:04
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Whoa whoa whoa, let’s get you gloved up. We don’t want skellington bone hands clacking away if you’re churning out a long one. If you just want to type “balls” or “poop” go ahead but otherwise glove up. 
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Nov 11, 2019 02:13
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Radar, put on a mask.
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Nov 11, 2019 02:14
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Call the police on granos
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Nov 11, 2019 02:16
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BOB SACCAMANO! THE KIBOSH JERRY THE KIBOSH! THESE PRETZELS ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY! *slap bass solo*
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Nov 11, 2019 02:19
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Pickwick High posted:why are you out of breath? The same reason he's covered in sweat: he's been wanking.
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Nov 11, 2019 02:19
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Chinatown posted:i got another one: Shouldn’t you run to the bathroom in this situation? Why are you stopping to tell us?
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Nov 11, 2019 02:34
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IT'S.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AxiATxLofk
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Nov 11, 2019 02:44
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Whoa whoa whoa, let’s get you gloved up. We don’t want skellington bone hands clacking away if you’re churning out a long one. If you just want to type “balls” or “poop” go ahead but otherwise glove up. Before you give the forums some love you got to wear the glove
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Nov 11, 2019 02:45
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All I want is a Pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me All I wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me Just a Pepsi
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Nov 11, 2019 02:46
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*runs into room covered in sweat and out of breath and screams for the people in the back, which they ignore him at first but then tell him they're not taking him to the ER *calls the police *they ask if he's all right *he says he's fine, and the police take him to the hospital *the ER doctor tells him that they think he has a heart attack, and that they need to take him to the OR to have an ECG and do a CAT scan for heart disease *he's unconscious, and the doctor wants to call an ambulance, but they're all out of oxygen *he is in cardiac arrest, and he's having trouble breathing *his dad is crying hysterically over the phone, saying that he can't believe what's happening *the ambulance takes him to the ICU *he wakes up in the ICU, but they can't do a CAT scan, because his heart
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Nov 11, 2019 02:47
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*comes into the op* Was it good for you baby? 
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Nov 11, 2019 02:52
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Wtf is this
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Nov 11, 2019 02:54
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Burt Sexual posted:Wtf is this come up with a line plz contribute thanks in advance 
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Nov 11, 2019 02:56
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“Get a gym membership so your not a fat obese stain on humanity that we have to look at.” E Op Is svelte and shapely
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Nov 11, 2019 03:03
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Burt Sexual posted:“Get a gym membership so your not a fat obese stain on humanity that we have to look at.” im BEEFY, mister
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Nov 11, 2019 03:12
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SUCK MY drat BALLS OP
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Nov 11, 2019 03:14
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OP IM SWEATY BECAUSE I JUST hosed UR MOM AND SHE WEIGHS A LOT
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Nov 11, 2019 03:15
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How do you pronounce "______*"?
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Nov 11, 2019 03:16
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Runs into room covered in sweat and out of breath and screams underscore underscore underscore underscore underscore underscore. (I realized the asterisk was paired with the one at the start so not part of the scream.)
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Nov 11, 2019 03:18
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IM OFF PROBATION AGAIN!!!
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Nov 11, 2019 03:18
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Nooner posted:IM OFF PROBATION AGAIN!!! my fav submission so far
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Nov 11, 2019 03:19
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HOL poo poo NOONERS BACK
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Nov 11, 2019 03:20
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DAD GAY SO WHAT
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Nov 11, 2019 03:24
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EVERYONE SHUT THE gently caress UP I NEED TO THINK!! *tries to think real hard and passes out*
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Nov 11, 2019 03:25
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MODS KNEW
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Nov 11, 2019 03:27
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mods switched off the cameras and dismissed the guards at epstein's cell
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Nov 11, 2019 03:30
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people really pay $10 to post?
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Nov 11, 2019 03:39
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Im Ready for DEATH posted:mods switched off the cameras and dismissed the guards at epstein's cell woah
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Nov 11, 2019 03:40
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Pickwick High posted:why are you out of breath? Pic of chinatown. 
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Nov 11, 2019 03:43
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How can i poop faster Im not happy w/ my current poop speed - takes too long
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Nov 11, 2019 07:53
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SOMETHING AWFUL DOT COM BITCH
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