*runs into room covered in sweat and out of breath and screams ______*

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# ? Nov 11, 2019 09:00

BigBadSteve: Apr 29, 2009

Pennywise the Frown posted:

Pic of chinatown.

# ? Nov 11, 2019 09:06

unpleasantly turgid: Jul 6, 2016; u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*

tell me more about the sweaty room op

# ? Nov 11, 2019 10:51

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

WHY IS IT MONDAY AGAIN gently caress

# ? Nov 11, 2019 19:19

Pennywise the Frown: May 10, 2010; Upset Trowel

# ? Nov 11, 2019 19:21

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE I CAN FIND THE BUTTER IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE IN THE BUTTER DISH BUT I DON'T SEE ANY THERE! NO MELINDA I DIDN'T THINK TO LOOK IN THE REFRIGERATOR BECAUSE WHAT KIND OF MORON WOULD PUT BUTTER IN THE FRIDGE INSTEAD OF THE BUTTER DISH!!!!!

# ? Nov 11, 2019 19:41

poverty goat: Feb 15, 2004

Wifi Toilet posted:

runs into room covered in sweat and out of breath and screams for help.

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A man and a woman run into the room and try to put some clothes on. They can't because the man's pants are down around his ankles and the woman's shirt is torn in two places, leaving her chest bare. The man screams for them to help him get out of the room. The woman tries to give them some clothes, but they're too short and the man just keeps saying to them, "Help! Help!"

He turns on the light and says, "My wife is dead."

"Are you okay?" the woman asks.

"No," he says. "My wife is dead."

The woman pulls out a gun and shoots him in the head. She and the man both run out of the room.

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Thread crossover!

Chinatown runs into room covered in sweat and out of breath

CHINATOWN
(Out of breath)
Help! Where's a loving computer? I gotta post. No, I've got to post. It's in a closet, I think it's under the bed.

JOHNNY

(O.C.)

Yeah, I think I see it. You should look in the closet. It should be in there, under the bed.

A LABORATORY LABORATORIES are open and filled with machines that look like the ones used by the military. The room is a hive of activity. A couple of technicians are in the control booth. Johnny leans against the wall and tries to work the keys.

JOHNNY

(O.C.)

(Whispering)

A computer.

# ? Nov 11, 2019 19:48

ilikedirt: Oct 15, 2004; king of posting

I mneed help increasing my making GBS threads speed, does anyone have some professional tips

# ? Nov 11, 2019 23:31

let it mellow: Jun 1, 2000; Dinosaur Gum

ilikedirt posted:

I mneed help increasing my making GBS threads speed, does anyone have some professional tips

we prefer u to post slower

# ? Nov 12, 2019 04:22

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# ? Nov 12, 2019 04:25

Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

let it mellow posted:

we prefer u to post slower

# ? Nov 12, 2019 04:47

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# ? Nov 12, 2019 05:08

ShortyMR.CAT: Sep 25, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

Oh poo poo oh gently caress oh poo poo

*logs onto computer*

Im so close!

*Types in pizzahut.com. Orders a pizone*

Oh my god, barely made it. Phew

*cumz*

# ? Nov 12, 2019 05:16

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# ? Nov 12, 2019 15:17

Mozi: Apr 4, 2004; Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die; Nap Ghost

poverty goat posted:

(Whispering)

A computer.

(Silence)

Oh.

It's not a computer, is it?

(Silence)

You're the computer?

I am a computer.

We are computer.

We are all computer.

(Silence)

The time is up.

(Tension)

(Muffled yelling)

(Muffled screaming)

(Muffled screaming)

(Muffled screaming)

(Muffled screaming)

(Muffled screaming)

(Tension)

(Tension)

(Tension)

(Muffled screaming)

(Muffled screaming)

(Muffled screaming)

(Muffled screaming)

(Muffled screaming)

(Muffled screaming)

(Muffled

# ? Nov 12, 2019 15:22

Big Beef City: Aug 15, 2013

Garbage thread.
By garbage idiots.

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# ? Nov 12, 2019 15:30

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# ? Nov 12, 2019 15:53

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Tony Snark posted:

All I want is a Pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me
All I wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me
Just a Pepsi

I'M NOT CRAZY

YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S CRAZY

# ? Nov 12, 2019 20:57

ShortyMR.CAT: Sep 25, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

its fukcin tuasday again?

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# ? Nov 12, 2019 21:25

Play: Apr 25, 2006; Strong stroll for a mangy stray

I SAT ON MY OWN NUTS

# ? Nov 12, 2019 23:10

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

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# ? Nov 12, 2019 23:10

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

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# ? Nov 12, 2019 23:12

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# ? Nov 12, 2019 23:24

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# ? Nov 13, 2019 15:57

Mozi: Apr 4, 2004; Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die; Nap Ghost

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# ? Nov 13, 2019 16:20

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