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I just watched Air Force 1 It was alright I guess But what I really want to watch now is the exact same movie but with Donald Trump as the POTUS (how wacky would that be, that guy bring Pissident) With the magic of CGI I feel like this could be done. And also if I could get Trump to answer my calls I’d bet he bankroll it (and then not pay anybody) You could also add a scene where Trump smashes a Diet Coke button and a Diet Coke shoots out and knocks a terrorist out.
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Trivia I learned about the movie: The Director enjoyed making the movie so much that he referred to it as Air Force Fun
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Nov 11, 2019 16:30
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Get off my forums
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Nov 11, 2019 16:30
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Trump starts screeching for someone to "activate the escape dome" and then proceeds to poo poo his pants. Instantly sells out the entire country in exchange for someone not punching him in the face.
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Nov 11, 2019 16:34
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Haha, I’m glad you’re here AFH. We’ll hire you to write all the dialogue
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Nov 11, 2019 16:35
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Trump thinks that movie was real life and that real life is a TV show. The Donald is a land of contrasts. He would probably try to run the terrorist off the plane in a golf cart imo.
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Nov 11, 2019 16:35
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The whole movie plays out mostly the same except it turns out to be an egotistical fantasy Trump is having while waiting for rescue in that escape pod.
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Nov 11, 2019 16:38
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giiiiive meeee twooooo paaaairs iiiii neeeeeed twooooo paaaairs
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Nov 11, 2019 16:40
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Tiffany is the daughter on board and Trump takes the gun from Gary Oldman and shoots her.
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Nov 11, 2019 16:40
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"Fought em all folks, folks one hundred terrorists and made them all cry LIKE A DOG. And afterwards General Raisin Kane, if you can believe it, he came up to me with tears in his eyes and said "SIR! Nobody has ever fought terrorists like that before. I fought them with tremendous speed and incredible courage like nobody though possible 8 years or even 20 years ago. Where's Ivanka? I need... Ivanka. Ivanka give..... they call it a hero's welcome folks, you know what that means."
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Nov 11, 2019 16:41
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Trump is in Russia giving a stumbling, slurred speech about how great General Radek is and how handsome he is. The terrorists decide they don’t need to go on the plane after Trump accidentally pushes the ‘Depose Leader’ app instead of Twitter Credits roll
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Nov 11, 2019 16:43
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When they send those paratrooper guys to save everyone Trump pushes through everybody else on the plane and insists he gets saved first. Then once he lands he says the plane blew up in the air and he outran the explosion and it was incredible, folks, so incredible and so fast. Then the plane lands behind him and he says "And there it is right now, it's actually waving at us."
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Nov 11, 2019 16:46
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Trump is flying the plane at the same time as everything else. He keeps running back to the cockpit to check every so often
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Nov 11, 2019 16:59
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1redflag posted:Get off my forums Lawl
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Nov 11, 2019 17:11
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"Mr. President, we're under attack, you need to get into the escape pod!" /locks Trump in an overhead compartment.
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Nov 11, 2019 17:33
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N. Senada posted:With the magic of CGI I feel like this could be done. And also if I could get Trump to answer my calls I’d bet he bankroll it (and then not pay anybody) I really hope that 10 years from now that's just a thing where some sites have torrents with crappy neural network versions of people in all sorts of movies.
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Nov 11, 2019 18:36
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"The worst hijacking and kidnapping that you ever saw, really really terrible. Such a shame and a permanent black mark on our great country!" "Sir, no hostages were killed and you got away without a scratch. Pretty sure the Munich Olympics crisis and 9/11 qualify as worse." "PULL HIS CREDENTIALS! Get him outta here! These fake news reporters are just the worst, most terrible people on the planet! They're so dumb as a rock they don't even know what 'covfefe' means!"
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Nov 11, 2019 18:39
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A Fancy Hat posted:Trump starts screeching for someone to "activate the escape dome" and then proceeds to poo poo his pants. Instantly sells out the entire country in exchange for someone not punching him in the face. Immediately hurls the football at the hijackers and offers them a stay at Trump Tower With Melania Do they want Melania? She used to be a model y know
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Nov 11, 2019 18:42
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Enough is enough. I've had it with these motherfucking presidents, on these motherfucking planes! e: My posting agent informs me that was from a different airplane movie. Surely he can't be serious!
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Nov 11, 2019 18:45
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A Fancy Hat posted:"Fought em all folks, folks one hundred terrorists and made them all cry LIKE A DOG. And afterwards General Raisin Kane, if you can believe it, he came up to me with tears in his eyes and said "SIR! Nobody has ever fought terrorists like that before. A Fancy Hat posted:When they send those paratrooper guys to save everyone Trump pushes through everybody else on the plane and insists he gets saved first. Then once he lands he says the plane blew up in the air and he outran the explosion and it was incredible, folks, so incredible and so fast. Then the plane lands behind him and he says "And there it is right now, it's actually waving at us."
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Nov 11, 2019 18:45
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Mooey Cow posted:Enough is enough. I've had it with these motherfucking presidents, on these motherfucking planes! As serious as your ego writing checks that your body can't cash. And don't call him 'Shirley'!
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Nov 11, 2019 18:57
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Fail-Safe but with Trump nukes New York anyways even after Russia shoots down the rogue plane
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Nov 11, 2019 18:58
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Fun fact: the third world country scenes were filmed in Cleveland Ohio
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Nov 11, 2019 19:12
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A Fancy Hat posted:"Fought em all folks, folks one hundred terrorists and made them all cry LIKE A DOG. And afterwards General Raisin Kane, if you can believe it, he came up to me with tears in his eyes and said "SIR! Nobody has ever fought terrorists like that before. Oh my god. I need this movie right now for real.
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Nov 11, 2019 19:21
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Pickwick High posted:Trump [...] running Too much for my suspension of disbelief, even through the magic of CGI
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Nov 11, 2019 19:44
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YeahTubaMike posted:giiiiive meeee twooooo scoooops
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Nov 11, 2019 19:54
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Inept posted:I really hope that 10 years from now that's just a thing where some sites have torrents with crappy neural network versions of people in all sorts of movies. I just realized that even though the Piss Tape isn't real...ONE DAY IT WILL BE
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Nov 11, 2019 20:12
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SHITTERS FULL!!!
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Nov 11, 2019 20:13
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"You're the duke of New York, A NUMBER ONE!" Trump starts squealing as soon as somebody reaches into their jacket pocket to pull out a pen.
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Nov 11, 2019 20:23
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A Fancy Hat posted:"Fought em all folks, folks one hundred terrorists and made them all cry LIKE A DOG. And afterwards General Raisin Kane, if you can believe it, he came up to me with tears in his eyes and said "SIR! Nobody has ever fought terrorists like that before.  
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Nov 11, 2019 20:37
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They have to strap Trump down like cargo incase he decides to walk around during take off to keep it from crashing
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Nov 11, 2019 20:40
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the scene showing this process exceeds 10 minutes
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Nov 11, 2019 20:41
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"Mr. President, you can't use your cell phone right now." *trump puts phone in pocket* "I'm NOT, believe me, not tweeting and not phoning or using the phone as some people call it." *trump starts tweeting again* "Sir please, your phone. Please put it away right now." *trump quickly puts phone between his fat thighs* "Must be... it's another phone causing that. I'm not on it or doing it or even using it, if you can believe it." *trump starts tweeting again* "Sir, please, we can't take off until you put the phone away!" *trump tweets "VERY LOW CLASS (DUMB) PEOPLE ON AIR FORCE 1 TODAY - WORSE PILOT I EVER SEEN FLY! Waited for hours, may as well fly on a regular jet!"*
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Nov 11, 2019 20:51
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I want to see Trump get his motherfucking rear end beat and tossed out of the airplane by Gary Oldman because that's exactly what would happen
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Nov 11, 2019 20:56
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"GET OFF MY LAME" but on a MAD comics cover
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Nov 11, 2019 20:59
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A Fancy Hat posted:"Mr. President, you can't use your cell phone right now." This is Trump to a T
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Nov 11, 2019 20:59
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That's kinda the dudes superpower, yes.
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Nov 11, 2019 21:29
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Agent Escalus posted:I just realized that even though the Piss Tape isn't real...ONE DAY IT WILL BE This already happened didn't it? Pretty sure I saw some article about someone using deepfake tech to make a trump pisstape.
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Nov 11, 2019 22:19
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The pisstape now exists in a superpositional state of simultaneous reality and unreality
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Nov 11, 2019 22:21
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A Fancy Hat posted:"Mr. President, you can't use your cell phone right now."  Are you secretly Mick Mulvaney?
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