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s*x n*mb*r 69 0.22%
w@@d n_mb_r 420 1.34%
Jeb! number 538 1.72%
Biden numbr 30330 96.72%
Total: 31357 votes
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spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

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is this the new succ thread? or am i just stupid?

why not both?


anyway

fuckin dems man

lots of succ in the slate forums

"Man whose wife bankrupted a university, defrauded a bank and ripped-off the Catholic Church for its best real estate, but was let off the hook after all her financial records were mysteriously stolen...said what??"

this seems pretty Hillary Body Count-ish. What the gently caress is this guy talking about, goons?

"Imagine how stupid we would be if we looked to industry leaders and financial leaders on how to manage industry and finance! We really need cranky old career politicians to do that since they know everything there is to know about those subjects and will readily let you know that's so. "

I trust the zucc to do what's in my best interest.

"Anyone else notice that Bernie's stump speech from the 90s until 2016 used to have the fiery line "Millionaires and Billionaires!" but after his book deal and post 2016 he's a millionaire so now his speech only rails against "Billionaires?"


What if Bernie doesn't win but sells more books and becomes a Billionaire, will he run again with a platform demonizing only "Trillionaires?""

This seems to be a very common attack on Bernie. A man in his 70s who has been earning 6 figures for many years (this is the payment he gets for being a Senator which he has to take) is a millionaire. By this logic no Senator can discuss income inequility or even suggest that wealthy people have undue power in this country.

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spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

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Yudo posted:

We incited a war for bananas once. It is a thing we do.

bananas are delicious though so...

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

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Behold, I am become succ.

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

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Isn't Deval Patrick a director at Bain Capital

and wasn't Mittens Romney's work at Bain Capital disqualifying for the presidency?

lol Obama

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

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Office Pig posted:

deval patrick was one of the nerds elizabeth warren cited as black people in her cabinet

lol of course

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

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All mods are cops

Shaq is a cop

All mods are Shaq and therefore responsible for Shaqfu and Kazzaam

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

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lmao at a bunch of people in their 40s arguing about who posts where on the dead website that no one's cared about since Bush was in office

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

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Spergin Morlock posted:

Better than reddit

So is a root canal

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

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Zoran posted:

some of us are actually still wasting our 20s here

lol I was in my 30s when I started posting here

lmao @ me

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

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redneck nazgul posted:

actually we were revealed as a CIA front under obama after hillary had sean smith murdered

Obaaaaaaaaaamaaaaaaaaaa!

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

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Down with illegal mod coop

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

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Addamere posted:

im bad at posting
This but unironically

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

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Nichael posted:

lol warren sucks

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

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The Pussy Boss posted:

Liz Warren is a fraud who copied Bernie's policies without believing in them or even fully understanding them (ie that UHC has to be paid for by taxes)

so she's a professor who wrote a book. So what. I bet there's thousands of professors in this country with better politics than her.

Ward Churchill 2020

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

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mastershakeman posted:

https://twitter.com/daveweigel/status/1194321492537991169

I gotta be honest I don't understand buttigieg voters. I guess I assumed they'd all go for Harris and she's totally flatlined just like beto and I can't explain why butt resonates where Harris/Beto didn't. Maybe his total lack of record helps


Hes a decent looking white guy centrist.

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

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Trabisnikof posted:

sounds like we need to ask more libs if Churchill was a genocidal monster

Yes but he was our genocidal monster

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

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Helldump is how wesley willis described a hard poop

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

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BENGHAZI 2 posted:

the fact that someone rebought this with the right pronouns is deeply funny to me tbh if they hadnt i probably would have bought an av already

You should have said they used the wrong pronouns the 2nd time around

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

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Victory Position posted:

oh no, another *checks notes* Democrat has dropped out of the race :ohdear:

https://twitter.com/USATODAY/status/1194311897207713794

lol I remember arguing with some succ republican saying that Trump didn't have an iron grip on republicans and conservatives and they were hoping for someone to come along so they don't have to support trump. I mentioned that mark sanford was running but would never get above 1% and then drop out.

oh lookie what happened

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

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Grondoth posted:

... why

No, like why? On what planet is this allowed to happen?


What the gently caress? This sounds like... ominous

I wonder what they had on him

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

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etalian posted:

Despite his antics Trump has 89% approval rating with registered republican voters.

They love his policies and cheesy macho guy behavior.

yeah and his argument was "well those aren't true conservatves!" to which I responded with a poll showing 95% approval among CPAC attendees (who I think could be considered conservatives)

coinicidentally that might be the same poll trump references

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

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I loved Busytown when I was a kid

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

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also ninja turtles

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

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if you looked up the author of Busytown in the phone book his name would be

Scarry, Dick

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

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BENGHAZI 2 posted:

The Ninja turtles comic is dope rn next issue is #100 and it's about the turtles, who are the reincarnations of four Feudal Japan children, teaming back up with splinter, the reincarnation of their father, to fight a resurrected shredder, who has died twice now and is about to become the vessel for some kind of God, and the remnants of the loyalist elements of the foot clan, the ones who followed shredders great-great-etxx granddaughter instead of splinter and the boys when they took over

And it's all been set up for the last ten years, it whips

For real?

Where can I find this? This is extremely my inner child's poo poo.

I used to write fan fiction ( I was 8 ) where the turtles would get captured but since they all had Conan era Arnold physiques, no prison could hold them

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

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RaySmuckles posted:

i have like 16 fishmech probations, lol

lmao

I quit posting here for a few years but I remember them being particularly humorless.

My only regret is missing their reaction to Hillary losing

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

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democrats.jpg

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

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star war is the best hard sci fi show there is

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

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lol

Hillary's gonna jump in when Deval Patrick's campaign tanks in 2 months

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

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lol

I unironically love the dumb changes that Lucas kept making to star war

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

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really queer Christmas posted:

I figured it would be hillary that would kill the meme, but it's pretty on point that Warren would do it.

Warren is Clinton though

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

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Lastgirl posted:

libs are idiots if they think someone named Devil is going to win

Well Raprock did win 2 terms

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

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I lol everytime I think of Biden calling Obama Raprock so if only for that his candidacy was worth it

Republicans winning supermajorities in the house and Senate in 2022 as blowback from Bidens poo poo tier presidency will also be lol

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

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His slogan will be "The Deval is in the Details "

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

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Move cspam to like CineD or Goons with Spoons at let them deal with it lol

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

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Chokes McGee posted:

*sprays coffee all over monitor, despite not drinking any*

jesus christ what kind of dark loving secrets are we going to find on people when we start digging and why are they not eating poo poo for it

I have a vast collection of erotic goon fiction

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

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Willa Rogers posted:

just lol if obama sanctified deval's entry into the race bc obama can't even handle a weaksauce warren presidency, or if obama knows biden's not up to the job. Super-slam to harris while we're at it, too--especially since she touts her campaigning for him in 2008.

lol Raprock is such a dick I love it

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

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W is left of center in the US context

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

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lol @ that D&D probe

goddamn I thought I had bad takes

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spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

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