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BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy



As the title suggests, how is everyone's NO FAP NOVEMBER GOING?? If you don't know "fapping" is a slang term for masturbation. The spirit of this holiday is to refrain from masturbating, or "fapping". Hence the name :madmax:

Are all my brothrs staying strong? I crtainly hope so. Let's talk about our experiences so far ITT :coolfish:

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ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
You should try no-post forever

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax

ilikedirt posted:

You should try no-post forever

:yeah:

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

ilikedirt posted:

You should try no-post forever



:D :D :D :D

RobattoJesus
Aug 13, 2002

BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:

how is everyone's NO FAP NOVEMBER GOING??

Pretty great, I just tested it out and it's amazing. Really sturdy and makes a great sound.

Oh wait nevermind I thought you said gong.

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug
Suit yourself. No fap for you means mo' fap for me :coal:

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
I lost before I finished reading the op

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


Not masturbating is detrimental to your heath, especially mental health. Therefore it's no surprise people with internet poisoning think it's not only great for you, but will magically turn you into an Adonis like ubermensch with having to do absolutely no exercise.

Basically if you ain't shootin insane loads of cum 24/7 your life is broken.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Don't waste your masculine essence - or if you choose to, make sure to refill.

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

I jerked off twice while writing this post

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




you’re just gonna nut into your bedsheets like a teenager

Laurenz
Dec 21, 2015

They call him little janny hotpockets. He was terrific, he was the best, and he did it for free too.

Linux Pirate posted:

Basically if you ain't shootin insane loads of cum 24/7 your life is broken.

a motto to live by

Dinosaurs!
May 22, 2003

It’s not going well, but thanks for asking.

Ralph Hurley
Aug 3, 2009

:barf::sweep::zoid:



I just had me a crap, a fap, and a nap.
Feels good man

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

ilikedirt posted:

You should try no-post forever

:thurman:

zaepg
Dec 25, 2008

by sebmojo
Good. Few over the two week mark. Curbed my cigarettes too.

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

zaepg posted:

Good. Few over the two week mark. Curbed my cigarettes too.

:cheers:

bomb
Nov 3, 2005


Wait I can't shave and now I can't fap? November sucks.

Johnny-on-the-Spot
Apr 17, 2015

That feeling when he opens
the door for you

Bad Purchase posted:

you're just gonna nut into your bedsheets like a teenager

Gross, do the think the participants will even bother washing their sheets after that, and as a follow up question, what do you think it smells like?

Laurenz
Dec 21, 2015

They call him little janny hotpockets. He was terrific, he was the best, and he did it for free too.

bomb posted:

Wait I can't shave and now I can't fap? November sucks.

Don't worry, you just gotta hold out until the end of the month and then you qualify for Destroy Dick December.

My Shoes
Jul 23, 2019

This is the kind of insane notion that, when adhered to, makes people end up shooting up movie theaters and schools.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free
so wait, can I jerk other people off

Mnoba
Jun 24, 2010

Code Jockey posted:

so wait, can I jerk other people off

line starts here

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
I just nutted in my wife so pretty dang good

Mameluke
Aug 2, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
ive been saving my qi up all year specifically to dominate the leaderboards this month

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost
But how am I supposed to charge my crystals???

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
I know this sounds hosed up but I just have sex, OP :shrug:

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
Not a chud.so I'm just tuggin away

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
I guess I also jerk it a lot too.

zaepg
Dec 25, 2008

by sebmojo

Who What Now posted:

I just nutted in my wife so pretty dang good

gas and ban

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax

Linux Pirate posted:

Not masturbating is detrimental to your heath, especially mental health. Therefore it's no surprise people with internet poisoning think it's not only great for you, but will magically turn you into an Adonis like ubermensch with having to do absolutely no exercise.

Basically if you ain't shootin insane loads of cum 24/7 your life is broken.

Yup, masturbation manages sexual tension, helps manage stress/cortisol levels through release of oxytocin, increases libido, may increase your immune system's viability, leads to better sleep, potentially increases cognition as you age, fights depression and anxiety by stimulating serotonin and dopamine, and can even help strengthen pelvic muscles. The idea of never fapping to strengthen your mental fortitude or whatever nonsense incel bullshit has no basis in science or medicine, unlike the many benefits of jerking/jilling it.

Also has the obvious benefit of helping you figure out what you like in bed with your partner(s). How can you find what works for you if you don't even orgasm on your own?

Cough Drop The Beat fucked around with this message at 01:04 on Nov 12, 2019

zaepg
Dec 25, 2008

by sebmojo
bullshit

zaepg
Dec 25, 2008

by sebmojo
brb

JK Fresco
Jul 5, 2019
I prefer the more progressive No Porn November

JK Fresco
Jul 5, 2019
But i think No Nut November may have benefits for the kind of depraved basement dwelling weirdos who jerk off to hosed up porn 5 times a day every single day

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax

JK Fresco posted:

But i think No Nut November may have benefits for the kind of depraved basement dwelling weirdos who jerk off to hosed up porn 5 times a day every single day

Sure, but so does getting into intensive therapy which has actual benefits to quality of life.

autism ZX spectrum
Feb 8, 2007

by Lowtax
Fun Shoe
I'm participating in No-Nut November, so I can still fap I just can't nut when I do it. Starting to chafe though.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
I'm supposed to go without anime for a whole MONTH????

Pickwick High
Aug 4, 2019

They call me Nutse
*uses cumsticky fingers to type

yeah … uh … I've stopped fapping

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Sjs00
Jun 29, 2013

Yeah Baby Yeah !

We got a live one

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