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blatman
May 10, 2009

14 inc dont mez


What am I supposed to do with this 20tb of porn OP, did you ever think of that huh

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Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

blatman posted:

What am I supposed to do with this 20tb of porn OP, did you ever think of that huh

Donate it to charity.

blatman
May 10, 2009

14 inc dont mez


I don't think Goodwill wants this many butts

Relin
Oct 6, 2002

You have been a most worthy adversary, but in every game, there are winners and there are losers. And as you know, in this game, losers get robotizicized!
i might try to go no fap forever. the more i age the more i jerk off and frankly even 1x a day (my current average) is a bit of a time suck

redm
Feb 20, 2016


Sugartime Jones
[struts into thread dick in hand] hey guys, make way

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Live to fap.
Fap to live.

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


Relin posted:

i might try to go no fap forever. the more i age the more i jerk off and frankly even 1x a day (my current average) is a bit of a time suck

hold it until you die an then make an eruption that would make old faithful blush.

Ad by Khad
Jul 25, 2007

Human Garbage
Watch me try to laugh this title off like the dickbag I am.

I also hang out with racists.
my religion prefers the term 'non-stop nut november'

not really into nonstop nuttin' myself, but i sure help people reach their goal

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


I fapped.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Just after midnight on the 1st.

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


I know I've been getting down on this no nut november thing, but you know what's really cool?

Wet dreams

Bad Purchase posted:

you’re just gonna nut into your bedsheets like a teenager pro telekinetic wizard.

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Pontificating rear end posted:

I've found that taking Adderall lowers sex drive while it's active
jesus what the hell was I like before they put me on this poo poo

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


Cubone posted:

jesus what the hell was I like before they put me on this poo poo

Those E-rotic music vids

razamataza
Jan 2, 2006

Sorry OP, caught my reflection earlier and could not help myself. I mean I definitely helped myself but you know what I mean lol

razamataza
Jan 2, 2006

What if I merely sit on a lubricated dildo??

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?

Cubone posted:

jesus what the hell was I like before they put me on this poo poo
I read it can go the other way for some people

Just saw a related video about the benefits of the fap
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvgaCwLaxMI

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Also thanks for reminding me. I knew there was something I'd forgotten to do on my lunch break

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


what if you jizzed a very small amount through the entirety of November ushering in the long nut November?

I am deeply invested in the amount of semoen that gets spilled in turkey month.

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Linux Pirate posted:

what if you jizzed a very small amount through the entirety of November ushering in the long nut November?

I am deeply invested in the amount of semoen that gets spilled in turkey month.

I've heard of basting a turkey but this is ridiculous!

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug
People need to realize there are other months in a year and stop cramming all their weirdo fasts into November. And don't forget the monks in the middle ages got around No Meat March by defining beavers as fish. I for one would love to eat some fishy beaver right about now.

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?

Mooey Cow posted:

for one would love to eat some fishy beaver right about now.

must... not... make.... mom joke

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Jack and Jill It January
Fapping February
March Manustupration Madness
Auto-Erotic April
Maysturbation
Jerk It June
July Genitals Jam
Automanipulative August
Spank It September
October Onanism
Never Not Nutting November
Dildonics December

Sorry. I'm booked.

Ad by Khad
Jul 25, 2007

Human Garbage
Watch me try to laugh this title off like the dickbag I am.

I also hang out with racists.
the time has come again, for NaNoWriMo

National No Wrist-Sprain Month

I'm booked fairly solid with guys who don't wanna sprain they wrist

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

It was going great until unexpected snowy weather made everyone put on thick overcoats, which happens to be my exact fetish. Drat!

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

Nap Ghost
Is edging still permissible as long as you don't nut?

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

LordArgh posted:

Is edging still permissible as long as you don't nut?

A-B-C. A-always, B-be, C-cumming. Always be cumming. Always be cumming. A-I-D-A. Attention, interest, decibels, action. Attention; are you paying attention to to jacking it? Interest; are you interested in blowing a load? I know you are because it’s gently caress yourself or walk. You blow or you hide your dicks. Decibels; have you raised your voice to enough decibels for everyone nearby to know you're shooting nasty thick ropes? And action. A-I-D-A; get out there. You got the prospect of cummin' hard; you think a guy can edge all day and not shot loads? Guy doesn’t wank on the toilet unless they want to blast manbatter. Sitting out there waiting to hear you're ejaculation hollering! Are you gonna make it? Are you man enough to make it?

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

JK Fresco posted:

I prefer the more progressive No Porn November

Seconded. I've been off porn for months now, and am getting an anazing amount of useful things done.

As you might guess from my av, I'm not giving up masturbation any time soon.But giving up porn has enabled me to cut down mb to about once daily.

Laurenz
Dec 21, 2015

They call him little janny hotpockets. He was terrific, he was the best, and he did it for free too.
i have been participating as of 28 minutes ago

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
two questions:

1) does no-fap november apply to vagina-havers too?
2) is february "fap february"?

Laurenz
Dec 21, 2015

They call him little janny hotpockets. He was terrific, he was the best, and he did it for free too.

YeahTubaMike posted:

two questions:

1) does no-fap november apply to vagina-havers too?
2) is february "fap february"?

1) dont think so
2) nah, december is 'destroy dick december'. on december 1st you gotta nut once, then on the 2nd you do it twice, etc etc....dont think anyone has ever made it to christmas

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


Whispy November mustache: a man obsessed with masturbation.

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax

YeahTubaMike posted:

two questions:

1) does no-fap november apply to vagina-havers too?
2) is february "fap february"?

Yes, though no one actually does it besides weird incel dudes who almost certainly have dicks.
Every day is a day to fap, no matter the month.

Pickwick High
Aug 4, 2019

They call me Nutse
I've been fapping since my teens not gonna stop for any stupid fad

zaepg
Dec 25, 2008

by sebmojo

LordArgh posted:

Is edging still permissible as long as you don't nut?

Edging still expends a lot of energy. Edging how? Just looking at porn? Blueballing? Your fine if your just looking. Go for a walk or something to get your mind off it.

Don't be a dirty coomer.

zaepg fucked around with this message at 16:18 on Nov 12, 2019

JK Fresco
Jul 5, 2019

Pickwick High posted:

I've been fapping since my teens not gonna stop for any stupid fad

Seems like you're in a rut. Try not doing it, see what happens

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Lots of proudbois defending nofap itt

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
It used to be that guys didn't shave in November to raise awareness of colon cancer, now they're refraining from an activity that helps lower the risk of getting it.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Imagine being so ashamed of being a sexual being that you have to force yourself to forgo pleasure. These No-fap types would make awesome catholics.

Laurenz
Dec 21, 2015

They call him little janny hotpockets. He was terrific, he was the best, and he did it for free too.

Literally A Person posted:

Imagine being so ashamed of being a sexual being that you have to force yourself to forgo pleasure. These No-fap types would make awesome catholics.

maybe it was all a plot by the church to begin with

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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Laurenz posted:

maybe it was all a plot by the church to begin with

This is like the premise to some Dan Brown novel.

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