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P-Mack
Nov 10, 2007

I tried it once and I had a lot more spare time but I didn't get superpowers or anything.

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Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

I mean most Dawkins athiests have transitioned over to Blood and Soil Christians by now so that makes sense.

cowofwar
Jul 30, 2002

by Athanatos
Dunno i had sex last night does that count?

Laurenz
Dec 21, 2015

They call him little janny hotpockets. He was terrific, he was the best, and he did it for free too.

cowofwar posted:

Dunno i had sex last night does that count?

if it was good sex then yes

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

Nap Ghost

Yaldabaoth posted:

It used to be that guys didn't shave in November to raise awareness of colon cancer, now they're refraining from an activity that helps lower the risk of getting it.

no that's prostate cancer

Pickwick High
Aug 4, 2019

They call me Nutse

LordArgh posted:

no that's prostate cancer

Depends on how you're fapping

Chubbs
Feb 13, 2008

In a thousand years, Gandahar was destroyed. A thousand years ago, Gandahar will be saved, and what can't be avoided will be.
Grimey Drawer

Linux Pirate posted:

what if you jizzed a very small amount through the entirety of November?

That's not jizz. Get yourself to a dick doctor.

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

y don't u no fap deez, op

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

P-Mack posted:

I tried it once and I had a lot more spare time but I didn't get superpowers or anything.

Why would I want more spare time if I'm not going to jerk it :confused:

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Jerk off your brain you bepenised brute

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

im glad its not NO FART NOVEMBER cause i bought all these weird spicy asian snacks and ive been farting nonstop for days

numberoneposter fucked around with this message at 19:51 on Nov 12, 2019

Ad by Khad
Jul 25, 2007

Human Garbage
Watch me try to laugh this title off like the dickbag I am.

I also hang out with racists.
checkin my notes here, i'm afraid it actually is no fart november

you're goin to jail, bub. weird spicy asian jail

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

among other snacks i bought something called "China Specialty WEI LONG Gluten Spicy Strips" and man do they stink

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

https://i.imgur.com/5LzVxw8.mp4

Me on December 1st if I participated in Nofap November

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

numberoneposter posted:

among other snacks i bought something called "China Specialty WEI LONG Gluten Spicy Strips" and man do they stink

Well how long are they?

big_brother
Sep 27, 2015

I'll never do this because I love myself.

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Hope everyone has a wonderful Cranksgiving.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Hope everyone has a wonderful Cranksgiving.

I prefer Whack Friday

Mister Panos
Jan 26, 2011

https://twitter.com/IanSekaii/status/1190987502024372224

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Code Jockey posted:

I prefer Whack Friday

Whatever you believe and however you choose to celebrate Fappy Holidays.

impure flutter
May 31, 2014

one time i watched a youtube channel where a guy did a nofap vlog and every few days he'd do a video and talk about his life, and it made him really happy supposedly and he did all these other things like picking up new diet habits, and then one day he took all 100+ videos down after nofapping for like a year and disappeared. and i became very thoughtful about what it's like to live surrounded by a culture that's so loquacious it's okay for men everywhere to just vlog about masturbation on youtube in zero anonymity

Klyith
Aug 3, 2007

GBS Pledge Week

thot crime posted:

one time i watched a youtube channel where a guy did a nofap vlog and every few days he'd do a video and talk about his life, and it made him really happy supposedly and he did all these other things like picking up new diet habits, and then one day he took all 100+ videos down after nofapping for like a year and disappeared. and i became very thoughtful about what it's like to live surrounded by a culture that's so loquacious it's okay for men everywhere to just vlog about masturbation on youtube in zero anonymity

maybe he eventually learned that the magic was inside him the whole time, and he didn't need the nofap vlog to be a self-actualized person

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

thot crime posted:

one time i watched a youtube channel where a guy did a nofap vlog and every few days he'd do a video and talk about his life, and it made him really happy supposedly and he did all these other things like picking up new diet habits, and then one day he took all 100+ videos down after nofapping for like a year and disappeared. and i became very thoughtful about what it's like to live surrounded by a culture that's so loquacious it's okay for men everywhere to just vlog about masturbation on youtube in zero anonymity

he finally jizzed and exploded. he knew his fate that's why he took the videos down

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry
I'm in here to tell a bunch of strangers that I touch myself.

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
welcome, brother

Obsidianheart
Apr 26, 2017

Throwing off the shadow of a better man.
Wait, No Nut November's about masturbation!? Oh, gently caress that then.

*Pops lid off Honey Roasted Peanuts tub and shovels them into mouth like a starving person*

Obsidianheart fucked around with this message at 06:59 on Nov 13, 2019

former glory
Jul 11, 2011

M'balls are barkin'

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Obsidianheart posted:

Wait, No Nut November's about masturbation!? Oh, gently caress that then.

*Pops lid off Honey Roasted Peanuts tub and shovels them into mouth like a starving person*

Well good news because despite their name peanuts are actually a legume and furthermore...

blatman
May 10, 2009

14 inc dont mez


I'm going nuts for legumes

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

blatman posted:

I'm going nuts for legumes

is this like the opposite of a peanut allergy, a peanut attraction

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Code Jockey posted:

is this like the opposite of a peanut allergy, a peanut attraction

Wait a minute...peanuts...peenuts..peeballs. pee is stored on the balls!

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug

bradzilla posted:

https://i.imgur.com/5LzVxw8.mp4

Me on December 1st if I participated in Nofap November

Sir you need to see a penis doctor right away, that is not at all how that's supposed to happen. For one thing it's not supposed to come out of your mouth.

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Mooey Cow posted:

Sir you need to see a penis doctor right away, that is not at all how that's supposed to happen. For one thing it's not supposed to come out of your mouth.

Yeah! You're supposed to come in my mouth!

Or so I've been told.

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]
mo'nut'mo'vember

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

I can't stop farting I might need to see a doctor or stop eating these weird spicy Asian snacks such as Shirakiku Shredded Smoked Squid Spicy Flavor.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Yeah definitely cut down on the Asian fish crisps. A sewer alligator might even bite you’re rear end if they catch a whiff. :distonk:

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Yeah definitely cut down on the Asian fish crisps. A sewer alligator might even bite you’re rear end if they catch a whiff. :distonk:
i dont even know what this one is called

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
https://twitter.com/vaughanbell/status/1194708290153984009?s=19

It's going pretty drat well. How about you?

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Literally A Person posted:

I know this sounds hosed up but I just have sex, OP :shrug:

gross

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bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

numberoneposter posted:

i dont even know what this one is called



Is this lobster flavored or cat flavored or both

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