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The only way to save the beef is to steal it yourself. E probably don't want to take it to India with you though
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have you considered the possibility - nay, the strong probability - that what is happening is that cows are sneaking in at night to rescue the remains of their compatriots for an honorable burial?
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Dec 26, 2019 21:14
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what if.....you......were thieving the beef and just didn't want to admit it?
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Dec 26, 2019 21:24
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He's pulling something. In his weakened state you could probably beat a confession out of them
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Dec 26, 2019 21:26
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Maybe your cook is really bad and people keep returning well done steaks.
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Dec 26, 2019 22:10
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Aren't you worried that the beef thief will stop while you're gone to cast suspicion on you?
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Dec 26, 2019 22:50
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Beef thief has recruited an accomplice to thieve the beef in his absence. He also hit his head really hard to gain amnesia and forget his involvement with meaty larceny until one fateful day...
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Dec 26, 2019 22:57
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that picture of the guy in the apartment with dozens of watermelons, except with piles of beef
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Dec 26, 2019 22:58
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Sono posted:Aren't you worried that the beef thief will stop while you're gone to cast suspicion on you? this would be an amazing play lol
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Dec 26, 2019 23:21
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going to India, a place where beeves are not eaten? a little on the nose, op. the steer nose
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So, uh, where's the beef? Don't leave us hanging.
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Jun 2, 2020 07:28
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where does Bernie Rhodenbarr fit into all this?
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Jun 2, 2020 07:29
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Yeah Chopsy don't be a meathead, tell us the latest developments.
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Jun 2, 2020 07:37
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Just chiming in to say that I'm fine.
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Jun 2, 2020 09:09
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We may never have closure on our Bief Thief Grief
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OP was the thief of the beef all along and this thread was just a cover. The getaway to India was designed to further throw people off the scent, what beefhead would travel to a country where one can not gain access to succulent steaks one might think, little knowing that beef is readily available from India's large Muslim population. (There are a lot of muslims not there are fat muslims)
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debrief: beef thief griefs chief's fief - disbelief
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Jun 2, 2020 13:49
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Weka posted:OP was the thief of the beef all along and this thread was just a cover. The getaway to India was designed to further throw people off the scent, what beefhead would travel to a country where one can not gain access to succulent steaks one might think, little knowing that beef is readily available from India's large Muslim population. (There are a lot of muslims not there are fat muslims) You might well think that, but https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cow_vigilante_violence_in_India
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SilvergunSuperman posted:where does Bernie Rhodenbarr fit into all this? Keep up with the thread man, this is about beef burglar, not a cat burglar. Common mistake, I know.
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gleebster posted:You might well think that, but https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cow_vigilante_violence_in_India This article suggests I can smuggle a whole cow with the blessing of these cow vigilantes for $3.
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Mozi posted:debrief: beef thief griefs chief's fief - disbelief 
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