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Are they gonna recreate the Last Supper? I hope Gregg ends up as Judas.
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# ¿ Feb 10, 2020 04:44 |
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2024 13:47 |
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"Im Tim's favorite wife, right?"
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# ¿ Feb 10, 2020 04:54 |
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Mark!!
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# ¿ Feb 10, 2020 05:08 |
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Oh no
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# ¿ Feb 10, 2020 05:09 |
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This is a disaster.
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# ¿ Feb 10, 2020 05:13 |
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Was the booze drugged?
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# ¿ Feb 10, 2020 05:13 |
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Dudley Moore probably should have picked a more comfortable position to pass out in.
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# ¿ Feb 10, 2020 05:18 |
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Is the room getting foggier?
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# ¿ Feb 10, 2020 05:19 |
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Joker's infamous gas attacks.
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# ¿ Feb 10, 2020 05:24 |
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Two dead.
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# ¿ Feb 10, 2020 05:26 |
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Well I guess the pastor won't be Tim's next wife after all.
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# ¿ Feb 10, 2020 05:29 |
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# ¿ Feb 10, 2020 05:37 |
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# ¿ Feb 10, 2020 15:44 |
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I saw Mister America. It wasn't until I processed it the next morning that I felt really sympathetic for character Tim in a way I never did before. Don't get me wrong, he's a piece of poo poo who got 20 people killed and most likely just married a woman in a weird scheme to offload his debts. What makes me sympathetic to him is how he tries all these creative endeavours. He goes from TV show creator/actor/director to rock band front man, to EDM musician, theater owner, supplement guy, to eventually running for office. None of his efforts were even mediocre. All bad failures. I do admire that he's able to at least get his projects off the ground, fail, and try something else. I've had so many things I've dreamed of accomplishing but never got off the planning stages because of a lack of funding and reality getting in the way. Michael Jordan once said you miss 100% of the shots you don't take. Tim is often trying to take shots. But he's missed 100% of those shots regardless. He usually fails due to a combination of incompetence, addictions, and insistence on injecting his conservative viewpoints. He deserves to fail. And he never learns his why he fails and takes it out on his friends and support network. He's a real pitiable man.
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# ¿ Feb 16, 2020 06:35 |
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Gregg took a loving contempt charge because his belief is so strong. (As far as I remember.) The Trial was my first On Cinema that I watched, so I took him as an expert witness at face value. I figured he was the straight man at first. I had no idea that they were both crazy in different ways.
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# ¿ Feb 16, 2020 06:47 |
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https://twitter.com/timheidecker/status/1229803681773686786?s=19
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# ¿ Feb 18, 2020 18:33 |
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He sucks at web design too.
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# ¿ Feb 19, 2020 22:11 |
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https://twitter.com/greggturkington/status/1230270366288728065?s=19
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# ¿ Feb 20, 2020 18:37 |
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Breaking news https://twitter.com/justingaynor/status/1230202287911526402?s=19
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# ¿ Feb 20, 2020 20:57 |
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I know that he's going for Seagal with Decker, but the faces he makes are spot on Trump.
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# ¿ Mar 13, 2020 23:39 |
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https://twitter.com/greggturkington/status/1238590576175362050?s=19 If I get quarantined, I'm watching the Oh God trilogy.
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# ¿ Mar 14, 2020 01:44 |
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I wonder what effect all these movie delays and productions halted will have on On Cinema. In other news, episode 1 of Beef House is up.
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# ¿ Mar 22, 2020 22:06 |
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Punkin Spunkin posted:Beef House was fine. Nothing they haven't pretty much done before. A laugh or two for me. Just glad to see Tim and Eric doing new stuff. I wonder how much of that was by design. I do love that they decided to just make the sitcom kids a bunch of T&E's weird old men. Also, I loved that Eric basically existed to get emasculated in every scene he was in. I missed Mandatory Attendance Tour. The timing just didn't work out for me.
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# ¿ Mar 24, 2020 05:24 |
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Wow. The comparisons of Tim and Joe Exotic are super on point. On Cinema is gonna be fine. Gregg just posted a brand new On Cinema On Location. https://twitter.com/greggturkington/status/1245102720844849158?s=19
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# ¿ Mar 31, 2020 22:59 |
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They aired two episodes yesterday in case you missed episode 2. Colin Robinson spends the whole episode trying to get someone with an Updog joke.
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# ¿ Apr 16, 2020 21:40 |
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https://twitter.com/justingaynor/status/1262737232533823488?s=19
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# ¿ May 19, 2020 16:13 |
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I stumbled upon that channel a few months ago with his flat earther video. That's great news.
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# ¿ May 21, 2020 03:22 |
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There's going to be an animated Decker pilot airing soon. https://twitter.com/greggturkington/status/1276977135899426816?s=19
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# ¿ Jun 28, 2020 05:02 |
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Oh lord, I unironically just pulled a Gregg and told my friend to watch Vertigo as exposure therapy when he was telling me that his vertigo is coming back.
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# ¿ Jul 18, 2020 04:41 |
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https://twitter.com/timheidecker/status/1291812807403384832?s=19
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# ¿ Aug 7, 2020 21:33 |
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Finally, Gregg Turkkington will be tried for his crimes.
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# ¿ Nov 23, 2020 21:03 |
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Wonder if the next Oscar Special will be a live divorce.
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# ¿ Dec 7, 2020 13:17 |
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gently caress it I'm watching through all of On Cinema again. I guess you could call me an On Cinema-head.
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# ¿ Dec 7, 2020 15:46 |
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Gregg's total misunderstanding of how public domain works is amazing. What I want to know is why Tim ('s character) decided to do a movie review show when he clearly does not care about movies. He's always using the show to promote his real passions which are his current vanity projects or scams.
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# ¿ Dec 7, 2020 22:33 |
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Nearly choked on dinner hearing Gregg indignantly saying "I would not cast Bill Murray as Osama Bin Laden."
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# ¿ Dec 8, 2020 01:06 |
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https://heinetwork.tv/exclusive-interview-with-mister-movies-axiom.phpquote:4. What was the first movie you ever saw
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# ¿ Dec 17, 2020 01:31 |
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I somehow knew that there would be a midi of the James Bond theme in this before I saw it.
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# ¿ Dec 22, 2020 19:45 |
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I can't believe that it's been a whole year since Tim and Toni got married. Also Gregg dressing up as The Joker and killing some folks in a gas attack.
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# ¿ Mar 11, 2021 20:56 |
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https://twitter.com/timheidecker/status/1369731025694117892?s=19
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# ¿ Mar 12, 2021 05:35 |
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2024 13:47 |
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https://twitter.com/OnCinemaHead/status/1377008198872403969?s=19
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# ¿ Mar 31, 2021 01:57 |