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Lowtax spent his spine fund on his spine.
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Nov 13, 2019 17:47
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Mods didn't know Scrubs and Friends are hilarious, great shows and not overrated.
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Linux Pirate posted:Grimace from mcdonalds does not harvest the souls of children trapped at the bottom of the ballpit.
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Nov 13, 2019 17:51
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I am only going to make good posts from now on.
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Nov 13, 2019 17:57
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My children are not happy
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Nov 13, 2019 18:07
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i refuse to lie in this thread
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Nov 13, 2019 18:08
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Burt doesn't hate fun. Piss is stored in the bladder. Capitalism is good, just like cops. Worf didn't take a fat poo poo in the captains chair. My lies are original and amusing.
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Nov 13, 2019 18:14
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I sucked zero cocks for this forum account
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Nov 13, 2019 19:03
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I'm a horse
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Nov 13, 2019 22:27
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I'm notgay
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Nov 13, 2019 23:06
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I have had sex many times and have always made my partner cum.
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I lead a happy, productive and fulfilling life and absolutely am not a self-destructive alcoholic actively drinking himself to death. And I don't watch pornography on a daily basis, it just does nothing for me, as my hot girlfriend and I have a loving relationship and are extremely attracted to each other. I'm rich not only financially but in all ways because I'm young, healthy, and motivated and so each new day of my life keeps getting better and better. Can't wait to see what tomorrow brings.
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Nov 13, 2019 23:41
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God is real
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Nov 14, 2019 00:27
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i sucked off four men today I sucked off six
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Nov 14, 2019 00:29
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I had a healthy, nutritious meal today, just like every day.
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Nov 14, 2019 00:34
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I did not just share a corndog with my dog, while shivering under a blanket.
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Nov 14, 2019 00:58
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I'm smart
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Nov 14, 2019 02:09
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taco season posted:I'm smart Indeed
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Nov 14, 2019 02:12
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I don't know how it feels to murder.
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Nov 14, 2019 02:18
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The wwe puts out the best sports entertainment in the world, brother
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Nov 14, 2019 02:19
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I would sacrifice my life for my wife's.
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Nov 14, 2019 02:24
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I plan my lessons every day
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Nov 14, 2019 02:25
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Come to think of it, I would sacrifice my life for my children.
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Nov 14, 2019 02:39
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It may seem like everyone missed the purpose of this thread in their haste to say funny things like "im heterosexual and alive", but this is actually not the case. The OP wasn't looking for anyone to post dishonest things that were well thought through or mildly amusing, they were intending for people to maximise their low-effort output for the sake of community engagement. This thread is well on its way to success. 
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Epstein killed himself
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I washed my pebis before sex
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I'm actually an unemployed, homeless PE teacher from Albuquerque. And not the cool, functional homeless like I'm covered in piss and dirty clothing.
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Dave Coulier really did give Alanis Morissette a cross-eyed bear. It was a Gund stuffed toy, cost $29.95 (in 1992!) and the infamous stunned look was the result of a small manufacturing error. Coulier thought it was hilarious, but as their relationship soured Alanis couldn't stand to look at the goofy-rear end thing, hence the mention of it in her hit song, "gently caress You And Your Bear, You lovely Comedian".
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Sjs00 posted:I'm gay
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Phy posted:Dave Coulier really did give Alanis Morissette a cross-eyed bear. It was a Gund stuffed toy, cost $29.95 (in 1992!) and the infamous stunned look was the result of a small manufacturing error. Coulier thought it was hilarious, but as their relationship soured Alanis couldn't stand to look at the goofy-rear end thing, hence the mention of it in her hit song, "gently caress You And Your Bear, You lovely Comedian". Oh, Cut. It. Out.
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Turpitude II posted:It may seem like everyone missed the purpose of this thread in their haste to say funny things like "im heterosexual and alive", but this is actually not the case. The OP wasn't looking for anyone to post dishonest things that were well thought through or mildly amusing, they were intending for people to maximise their low-effort output for the sake of community engagement. This thread is well on its way to success. WANTED THIS 
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2019 isn't hellworld
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I'm glad I am posting on the 2nd page and that all the obvious troll posts have already been done.
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I'm glad everyone on SA is dead and suffering I wish nothing but an eternity of pain for you all and my heart seethes with a black viperous hatred that soaks like poison into my every vein and length of calcium embedded in my pulsating, hate swollen muscles. I dream of the day each and everyone of you is battered to death by an enormous pair of swine nuts hurtling down repeatedly onto your crushed and prostrate bodies in a constant blunt flagellation.
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the lack of real effort and policy changes in regard to global warming/climate change/human impact on metrological events is in no way planned or a conscious effort by the idle rich to side step the inevitable working class/slave revolt through blameless 'natural' disasters on a catastrophic scale. its because you, the individual, just doesn't care enough.
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I'm Just So HAPPY.
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I never asked for this.
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:I'm glad everyone on SA is dead and suffering I wish nothing but an eternity of pain for you all and my heart seethes with a black viperous hatred that soaks like poison into my every vein and length of calcium embedded in my pulsating, hate swollen muscles. I dream of the day each and everyone of you is battered to death by an enormous pair of swine nuts hurtling down repeatedly onto your crushed and prostrate bodies in a constant blunt flagellation. Sorry, I have to step in to fact check here. Unfortunately, nobody can be bludgeoned to death by large and glorious pig testicles, as, upon first impact, the testicles "hatch" to release the sperm, and thereafter remain soft. Not a lot of people are aware of this, but if you ask any swine farmer, they'll tell you the same. Usually this happens upon a pig's first time porking, when the balls slap against the lady pig, so if you see a pig with big, fat, sturdy-rear end nuts, rest assured that its sperm is still fresh and potent. Pig cum quality degenerates with each successive ejaculation until it is "spent", so it's less valuable as a stud as time goes on. Good news, though: the more sex it has, the more muscle it develops, and the more meat you'll get out of it by the end. Be wary of a youthful pig with a suspiciously low level of beans in its bag, though. Some people artificially smack or "clap" the balls together to give the appearance of a life well cummed, when the pig is actually still underdeveloped. I can't blame them for wanting more money from each hog, but this is a cruel and unnecessary method of faking higher-quality meat.  It's much more humane to just raise incredibly hot, sexy, juicy, raunchy, intensely fuckable pigs, to encourage organic lovemaking.Hope this shines a light on a very obscure but essential aspect of pig rearing!
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