These are Spring Onions

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Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

dice em up and put them on any food and BAM you have a motherfucking gourmet meal

mac n cheese with em - gourmet
mashed potaters with em - gourmet
on scrumbled eggs - g o u r m e t

# ? Nov 13, 2019 19:20

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Richter Scabies: Dec 30, 2012

They certainly aren't spring chickens

# ? Nov 13, 2019 19:36

fack you: Sep 12, 2002; For Life

if u need 2 ask ask

# ? Nov 13, 2019 19:37

Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

Chinatown posted:

dice em up and put them on any food and BAM you have a motherfucking gourmet meal

mac n cheese with em - gourmet
mashed potaters with em - gourmet
on scrumbled eggs - g o u r m e t

Cottage cheese

# ? Nov 13, 2019 19:54

Another Bill: Sep 27, 2018; Born on the bayou
died in a cave
bbq and posting
is all I crave

You're loving spring onions

# ? Nov 13, 2019 19:58

Bardeh: Dec 2, 2004; Fun Shoe

Are leeks just spring onions they let grow for longer, or their own thing? I've always wondered and NO I will n ot google it

E: maybe we should call leeks summer onions, or perhaps autumn onions? sry i dont know much about the life cycle of onions

Bardeh fucked around with this message at 20:08 on Nov 13, 2019

# ? Nov 13, 2019 20:06

Brute Hole Force: Dec 25, 2005; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

If you can't batter and fry crunchy and delicious rings from 'em they ain't onions. :colbert:

Brute Hole Force fucked around with this message at 20:18 on Nov 13, 2019

# ? Nov 13, 2019 20:09

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

Burt Sexual posted:

Cottage cheese

you bet your sweet rear end thats motherfrekin gourmet cottage chease

# ? Nov 13, 2019 20:16

Dr. Stab: Sep 12, 2010; 👨🏻‍⚕️🩺🔪🙀😱🙀

Chinatown posted:

dice em up and put them on any food and BAM you have a motherfucking gourmet meal

mac n cheese with em - gourmet
mashed potaters with em - gourmet
on scrumbled eggs - g o u r m e t

Chives are way better for this situation. The more narrow the green tube garnish, the more high class.

# ? Nov 13, 2019 20:17

Away all Goats: Jul 5, 2005; Goose's rebellion

If you have a decent dimsum/chinese place near you check if they make spring onion pancakes. delicious

# ? Nov 13, 2019 20:48

Myron Baloney: Mar 19, 2002; Emitting dimensions are swallowing you

fack you posted:

if u need 2 ask ask

pick me up some pork dillingers while you're out ok.

# ? Nov 13, 2019 21:14

cnut: May 3, 2016

Doobie would still be in business if he used green onions.

# ? Nov 13, 2019 22:02

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

i got green onions on my poke bowl for lunch

:blastu:

# ? Nov 13, 2019 22:21

BigBadSteve: Apr 29, 2009

blatman posted:

I call those gronions (pronounced grunion) which is a palindrome

Gronion spelt backwards is noinorg, you moron, you absolute onionhead.

# ? Nov 14, 2019 03:31

SLICK GOKU BABY: Jun 12, 2001; Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls

I thought they were just called rabbit food.

# ? Nov 14, 2019 04:22

Ages: Feb 20, 2005; Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!; Fun Shoe

holiday onions

# ? Nov 14, 2019 04:28

Nefarious 2.0: Apr 22, 2008; Offense is overrated anyway.

they call me mr cool ice :smugdog:

# ? Nov 14, 2019 04:28

Cough Drop The Beat: Jan 22, 2012; by Lowtax

Away all Goats posted:

If you have a decent dimsum/chinese place near you check if they make spring onion pancakes. delicious

drat. Those scallion pancakes look really good.

# ? Nov 14, 2019 04:28

gbs but from 2004: Oct 24, 2004; wow u rude pig

"i STarTed this TOIlEt Of A tHreaD aNd HAve sOmEHOW aVoidEd A red teXt"

they�re great if u put the hairy ball end into your hole (rear end)

# ? Nov 14, 2019 08:02

Lil Swamp Booger Baby: Aug 1, 1981

These are my Cock Bunions, I invite further discussion.

# ? Nov 14, 2019 08:04

stream: Nov 24, 2013

My onion brings all the boys to the yard

# ? Nov 14, 2019 08:07

BrigadierSensible: Feb 16, 2012; I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

In Korean, those are just normal onions, (파), and what we call onions are "ball onions" (양파).

That said, they are spring onions.

# ? Nov 14, 2019 08:24

Lolie: Jun 4, 2010; AUSGBS Thread Mum

Bardeh posted:

Are leeks just spring onions they let grow for longer, or their own thing? I've always wondered and NO I will n ot google it

Leeks are their own thing.

# ? Nov 14, 2019 08:25

SLICK GOKU BABY: Jun 12, 2001; Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls

If they are spring onions, why can I buy them in the fall?

# ? Nov 14, 2019 10:21

Big Beef City: Aug 15, 2013

Leeks are totally their own thing, yeah.

And they are a surprising, massive, pain in the rear end to try and grow. Like you would not believe how hard and long it takes to grow a drat leek. It's ridiculous.

# ? Nov 14, 2019 10:28

TOOT BOOT: May 25, 2010

Big Beef City posted:

Leeks are totally their own thing, yeah.

And they are a surprising, massive, pain in the rear end to try and grow. Like you would not believe how hard and long it takes to grow a drat leek. It's ridiculous.

you know what else is hard and long and a pain in the rear end

# ? Nov 14, 2019 10:30

Big Beef City: Aug 15, 2013

Is it me?

# ? Nov 14, 2019 10:34

blatman: May 10, 2009; 14 inc dont mez

BigBadSteve posted:

Gronion spelt backwards is noinorg, you moron, you absolute onionhead.

In fact, I am a noinorghead

# ? Nov 14, 2019 10:55

Tiberius Thyben: Feb 7, 2013; Gone Phishing

BigBadSteve posted:

Gronion spelt backwards is noinorg, you moron, you absolute onionhead.

# ? May 28, 2023 17:38

Fartington Butts: Jan 21, 2007

Ska Leons

# ? May 28, 2023 17:41

blight rhino: Feb 11, 2014; EXQUISITE ~~LURKER~~ RHINO; Nap Ghost

Bardeh posted:

Are leeks just spring onions they let grow for longer, or their own thing? I've always wondered and NO I will n ot google it

E: maybe we should call leeks summer onions, or perhaps autumn onions? sry i dont know much about the life cycle of onions

# ? May 28, 2023 21:20

Das Boo: Jun 9, 2011; There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

Surprised the UK term isn't "sticky unnies" or "fippy nitters" or some other baby gook.

# ? May 28, 2023 21:21

Fruits of the sea: Dec 1, 2010

Big Beef City posted:

Leeks are totally their own thing, yeah.

And they are a surprising, massive, pain in the rear end to try and grow. Like you would not believe how hard and long it takes to grow a drat leek. It's ridiculous.

That�s nothing, it took 4 years for some guy to emptyquote a post in this thread.

# ? May 28, 2023 21:32

Buce: Dec 23, 2005

sprunnions

# ? May 28, 2023 21:43

blight rhino: Feb 11, 2014; EXQUISITE ~~LURKER~~ RHINO; Nap Ghost

Das Boo posted:

Surprised the UK term isn't "sticky unnies" or "fippy nitters" or some other baby gook.

lol

onny spingers
pringy nonion
greeny sniffer

the "English" language is grand.

# ? May 28, 2023 21:44

Lt. Cock: May 28, 2005; INCOMING!

I make green onion kimchi from time to time and lemme tell you that it stinks

# ? May 28, 2023 23:27

CaptainSarcastic: Jul 6, 2013

Fruits of the sea posted:

That�s nothing, it took 4 years for some guy to emptyquote a post in this thread.

I was wondering why the hell someone would necro this thread. And I'm still wondering.

# ? May 29, 2023 01:00

McGavin: Sep 18, 2012

Do you see any other threads about spring onions?

# ? May 29, 2023 01:21

satanic splash-back: Jan 28, 2009

CaptainSarcastic posted:

I was wondering why the hell someone would necro this thread. And I'm still wondering.

Tried to empty quote themselves but forgot to change accounts or did change accounts (take your pick) is my guess

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BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; Bag Flying At Noon, (2024)

Love spring onions. I eat em like Pocky

# ? May 29, 2023 01:25

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