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i'll say "muted" and then not mute them, pretending I cant hear them but I'm just too curious to let it go. periodically ill say "oh hes still talkin?" but i hear just fine |
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i have never gotten mad at a game what is this you are talking about
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Nov 14, 2019 03:19
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people always get real mad at me and its better if they're mad that im doing well and not as fun when they're mad because i'm terrible at whatever game
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Nov 14, 2019 03:42
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I like to throw my weight around inform people when I report them so that they think about their actions and consider making me less angry in the future
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Nov 14, 2019 04:19
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What's that, I'm a loser that sucks eggs? Allow me to introduce you to my little friend, the report button and a paragraph about how badly you've owned me and how deeply it affects my ego,
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Nov 14, 2019 04:20
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sure you may have won, but i lost while playing the game as per developers intent
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Nov 14, 2019 04:29
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I have more keybinds for racial slurs than I do game controls
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Nov 14, 2019 04:41
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don't think i'm doing this for you, i'm doing this for the commonwealth *toggles spectate until i can pick counter terrorist again*
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Nov 14, 2019 19:18
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I have more xbox live messages about having no skill for winning and inviting me to 1v1 on halo2 than I have any other communications ever. See you on lockout buddy. Rage quit from challenger ensues. I also got super mad at a friend for dicktier manoeuvres during close games that I muted him, 3 months later we were super confused as to why we couldn’t hear each other. just hadn’t got the heart to tell him why.
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Nov 18, 2019 19:39
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I have broken no less than 5 keyboards over my own head in a gaming rage because when I'm looking at life through crimson sight, it's always better though a hail of qwerty keys raining down around me! |
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Nov 18, 2019 19:48
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have you ever reached through the screen to punch through a griefrs face (god hand, 2006 if you can't say yes then have you ever really been gamer mad?
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Nov 18, 2019 19:57
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i usually use my leet hacker skills too steal their identity. then i get a hollywood costume designer to create a latex mask of their face for me so i can post all sorts of embarassing video content of my enemy on line 
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Nov 18, 2019 20:15
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I bet that spawncamping wallhacking scriptkid is really caremad that I ragequit. He'll be in bigtrouble when I finallyfix my spacebar. |
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Nov 18, 2019 21:13
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are you white hat or are you black hat? trick question im no hat. i threw it on the ground and im stomping on it muttering old-timey cusses
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Nov 18, 2019 21:15
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death sext posted:are you white hat or are you black hat? trick question im no hat. i threw it on the ground and im stomping on it muttering old-timey cusses im currently utilizing an exploit in your flooring to hack the fibers in your hat and turn it [insert your least favorite color here]
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Nov 18, 2019 21:33
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i think about a life where my solider fighter i inhabit makes a duck quacking sound every time he step on the ground i think about that seriously, sometime quietly mouthing the quacks 2 myself hunched over the keyboard, looking for the snipe, and i smile, i feel the negative vibes peel back unrinding me like an orange w/ it's rind being removed leaving me a happy orange underneath w a crackshot when it comes to beaning the british or whoever i'm fighting i don't follow politics
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Nov 18, 2019 22:29
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nut posted:i think about a life where my solider fighter i inhabit makes a duck quacking sound every time he step on the ground i think about that seriously, sometime quietly mouthing the quacks 2 myself hunched over the keyboard, looking for the snipe, and i smile, i feel the negative vibes peel back unrinding me like an orange w/ it's rind being removed leaving me a happy orange underneath w a crackshot when it comes to beaning the british or whoever i'm fighting i don't follow politics 
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Nov 18, 2019 23:07
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ya i'm fragging in my noob dress, dad
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Nov 18, 2019 23:42
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El Spider posted:What's that, I'm a loser that sucks eggs? Allow me to introduce you to my little friend, the report button and a paragraph about how badly you've owned me and how deeply it affects my ego, |
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Nov 19, 2019 00:19
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nut posted:i think about a life where my solider fighter i inhabit makes a duck quacking sound every time he step on the ground i think about that seriously, sometime quietly mouthing the quacks 2 myself hunched over the keyboard, looking for the snipe, and i smile, i feel the negative vibes peel back unrinding me like an orange w/ it's rind being removed leaving me a happy orange underneath w a crackshot when it comes to beaning the british or whoever i'm fighting i don't follow politics |
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Nov 19, 2019 00:21
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gently caress YOU dad it's not a dress, it's for efficient waste disposal so i don't have to take a BIO BREAK JESUS DAD. this guy's been camping for an hour and im never going to T pose him if my piss and shid can't go right on the floor
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Nov 19, 2019 00:31
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death sext posted:gently caress YOU dad it's not a dress, it's for efficient waste disposal so i don't have to take a BIO BREAK JESUS DAD. this guy's been camping for an hour and im never going to T pose him if my piss and shid can't go right on the floor "heh alright scamp, so I'll take a raincheck on that trip to montana's"
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Nov 19, 2019 00:34
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*looking deeply in a mirror* i'm mad? |
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Nov 19, 2019 00:43
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imagine hearing "hi mad im dad" every day of your life gamers its time we rise up and show our drywall whos boss
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Nov 19, 2019 00:45
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angrily teabags my pillow when i get TKO'd in COD:MW2 with literally no foresight or concern that i'll have to sleep on it later
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Nov 19, 2019 00:47
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nut posted:angrily teabags my pillow when i get TKO'd in COD:MW2 with literally no foresight or concern that i'll have to sleep on it later
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Nov 19, 2019 10:04
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teammate: i neeeed a medic bag me: 
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Nov 19, 2019 17:59
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I don't get mad in games, I get even |
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Nov 20, 2019 12:59
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:I don't get mad in games, I get even
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Nov 20, 2019 13:37
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:I don't get mad in games, I get even madder |
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Nov 20, 2019 14:50
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:I don't get mad in games, I start crying
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Nov 20, 2019 15:36
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using push-to-talk so i can let all the angry words out before i tell my teammate ‘nice try’ |
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Nov 20, 2019 16:23
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“but i dont want to play among mad people,” “oh, you cant help that, were all mad here. im mad. youre mad” “how do you know im mad?” “you must be, ive been owning you for the entire match” |
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Nov 20, 2019 22:44
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"I just want you to know that even though I am a mature adult who does not get worked up unreasonably over a simple video game, I will be reporting your team for your blatant use of wallhacks and invincibility cheats," I DM one of the denizens of the Vanilla Ghost House. |
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Nosfereefer posted:“but i dont want to play among mad people,” 
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