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What kind of rear end in a top hat is like "Alex, I'll wager $6 like a total COWARD and probably cost myself the game because I couldn't reach deep inside and trust my instincts?" gently caress THOSE PEOPLE TRUE DAILY DOUBLE ONLY. Thoughts?
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Nov 14, 2019 20:36
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I agree completely. I don't watch Jeopardy or any game to watch people behaving conservatively. You got your fifteen minutes of fame, blow it all up or sit down and let someone with a spine step up to the plate.
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Nov 14, 2019 20:42
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i don't know poo poo about ancient chinese literature but I ain't goin' out like a bitch, DOUBLE OR NOTHIN PAT
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Nov 14, 2019 20:42
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Jeopardy is the only piece of poo poo game show where you can end up owing the show money if you are really stupid. Don’t think there aren’t trap doors under the contestant podiums and don’t think Alex doesn’t know where the button is. You gently caress up on jeopardy you end up sewing footballs for any one of Alex’s thousands of illegitimate children from any one of his thousands of mistresses. And if that poo poo goes flat they cut your plunger thumb off so you can’t play jeopardy ever again. 
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Nov 14, 2019 20:43
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Jeopardy is the only piece of poo poo game show where you can end up owing the show money if you are really stupid. Don’t think there aren’t trap doors under the contestant podiums and don’t think Alex doesn’t know where the button is. You gently caress up on jeopardy you end up sewing footballs for any one of Alex’s thousands of illegitimate children from any one of his thousands of mistresses. And if that poo poo goes flat they cut your plunger thumb off so you can’t play jeopardy ever again. If you finish negative you don't owe the show money you moron
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Nov 14, 2019 20:45
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Tom Gorman posted:i don't know poo poo about ancient chinese literature but I ain't goin' out like a bitch, DOUBLE OR NOTHIN PAT  gently caress YEAH
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Nov 14, 2019 20:46
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I'll double my fapping and shitposting rates
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Nov 14, 2019 20:47
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Only daily double in my life is the cheese burger I eat for lunch.
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Nov 14, 2019 20:47
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bradzilla posted:If you finish negative you don't owe the show money you moron I did really bad on jeopardy and I've been on the run from Alex for 7 years
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Nov 14, 2019 20:48
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1redflag posted:Only daily double in my life is the cheese burger I eat for lunch. Wager everything on it. 
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Nov 14, 2019 20:51
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house of the dad posted:I did really bad on jeopardy and I've been on the run from Alex for 7 years https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ompdp20bsI8 TIL marge simpson was a goon
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Nov 14, 2019 21:01
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It's funny because this is usually the optimal strategy, especially in the first round! That's a big part of how Jeopardy James did so well.
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Nov 14, 2019 21:03
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Daily double? That sounds unsustainable.
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Nov 14, 2019 21:05
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Bad Purchase posted:Daily double? That sounds unsustainable. Here comes the  FUN POLICE
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Nov 14, 2019 21:06
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me, at KFC: i'd like my daily double-down, please
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Nov 14, 2019 21:09
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If you catch the daily double too early they can "loan" you the money to bet a grand. God help you if you lose "their money".
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Nov 14, 2019 21:12
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Alex is a sleeper for Canadian imperialism. 
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Nov 14, 2019 21:15
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#WeloveyouAlex
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Nov 14, 2019 21:16
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Alex is a sleeper for Canadian imperialism. It's like manchurian candidate but more friendly and likes hockey.
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Nov 14, 2019 21:16
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OP you should create a website that lists the name of every bitch made contestant who didn't true daily double, they deserve to be shamed.
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Nov 14, 2019 21:18
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Literally A Person posted:It's like manchurian candidate but more friendly and likes hockey. Yeah when the daily double comes up he gets super high and everything gets all bright and shimmery and he gets a boner for his mom or whatever.
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Nov 14, 2019 21:20
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big nipples big life posted:OP you should create a website that lists the name of every bitch made contestant who didn't true daily double, they deserve to be shamed. Am I silly for sitting here thinking to myself "actually this would be the most amazing thing ever."
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Nov 14, 2019 21:20
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Literally A Person posted:Am I silly for sitting here thinking to myself "actually this would be the most amazing thing ever." make it so if you click their name it automatically sends them an email chiding them for their cowardliness.
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Nov 14, 2019 21:24
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Alex isn’t seeking answers. He’s seeking more questions. The more confusion he can spread on the population the easier it will be for Canada to overtake the planet and turn us into ant people for the maple syrup syndicate.
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Nov 14, 2019 21:24
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big nipples big life posted:make it so if you click their name it automatically sends them an email chiding them for their cowardliness. Please stop saying things that are making me want to do this. Please.
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Nov 14, 2019 21:26
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Literally A Person posted:Please stop saying things that are making me want to do this. Please. add an automatic read receipt so you know down to the second when that cowardly bitch got owned by your click.
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Nov 14, 2019 21:27
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big nipples big life posted:add an automatic read receipt so you know down to the second when that cowardly bitch got owned by your click. THAT'S IT! I'M DOIN' IT.
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Nov 14, 2019 21:28
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:someone with a spine Post/av combo 
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Nov 14, 2019 21:30
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the first who wants to be a millionaire winner who used a lifeline to call his dad and tell him he won was pinnacle game show spectacle the way he talked to his dad was so condescending it owned
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Nov 14, 2019 21:33
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Tom Gorman posted:the first who wants to be a millionaire winner who used a lifeline to call his dad and tell him he won was pinnacle game show spectacle That’s awesome, I’ve never heard about that. Prime time “No gently caress YOU dad!”
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Nov 14, 2019 21:35
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this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2f9OJ8qecP8
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Nov 14, 2019 22:57
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has a goon ever been on jeopardy before?
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Nov 14, 2019 23:00
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If you bet conservatively you're just going to end up betting a lot in final jeopardy on a harder question. Might as well go for broke early on the category you picked yourselfMnoba posted:has a goon ever been on jeopardy before?
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Nov 14, 2019 23:02
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Tom Gorman posted:the first who wants to be a millionaire winner who used a lifeline to call his dad and tell him he won was pinnacle game show spectacle It absolutely owned, it's true. What also owned was a dumbass not knowing what a goddamn jigglypuff was. Lol, idiot
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Nov 14, 2019 23:06
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I know James went on to do this like every game but I lost my poo poo when I saw this happen: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRwK8SyVeJE
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Nov 14, 2019 23:07
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Selecting the high value questions before all of the lower value questions in the category are completed should be disallowed.
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Nov 14, 2019 23:19
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wa27 posted:I know James went on to do this like every game but I lost my poo poo when I saw this happen: absolute king
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Nov 14, 2019 23:20
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sometimes I wager a fart but it turns out to be more.
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Nov 14, 2019 23:36
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wa27 posted:I know James went on to do this like every game but I lost my poo poo when I saw this happen: Just got done watching this guy's reign of terror and loved every god damned minute.
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