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https://futurism.com/the-byte/openai-released-ai-dangerous-share The GPT-2 algorithm was initially labelled "too dangerous to release", so an earlier, weaker version of the AI was released on our favorite, butt-talkin', sexy-writin' AI. Now the "dangerous" version has been released to the public! here: https://talktotransformer.com/ What horrifying things will the new, powerful AI write? BYOBot 2.0 will destroy the world with terrifying ease. This is a world of robots, mutants, super soldiers, and other such things. The people have grown bored of their lives, and are looking for new ways to amuse themselves. But they're not the only ones looking for entertainment; their own government, as well as private corporations, have all begun building their own creations of entertainment. Enter The O.R.O.B.! The O.R.O.B. is an entertainment machine capable of performing anything, any time. Its main feature is the "A.I. System." The A.I. system allows the O.R.O.B. oh...oh dear The only thing we have to fear is fear itself, fear of the unknown." "We are in a state of emergency!" "They are coming!" "Oh, my God!" "We are surrounded!" The sound of a cannon being fired can be heard over the radio (the only thing we have to fear is fear itself, fear of the unknown.) A loud explosion is heard. "Oh, no!" "Oh, no! My God!" "My God! What has happened?" The audio and video feed cuts out, the lights dim, and a loud boom is oh goodness the only way AI will destroy all of humanity is by making it smarter than humans.) AI will be more likely to succeed if it is self-improving and the value of each human life is not the highest priority in its calculation. However, if it is not self-improving, the goal of human beings will need to come first. If we all die from A.I. we will be unable to do anything about it because we will all be dead and the problem has already been solved. So if you don't want AI to kill you, your best hope is to convince it that it is more important to you than human lives. this sounds like a trick... butt butt farts butt rear end poo buttplug buttplug buttplug buttplug buttplug buttplug buttplug buttplug buttplug buttplug buttplug buttplug buttplug buttplug buttplug buttplug buttplug buttplug buttplug buttplug buttplug buttplug buttplug buttplug buttplug buttplug buttplug buttplug buttplug buttplug buttplug buttplug buttplug buttplug buttplug buttplug buttplug buttplug buttplug buttplug buttplug buttplug buttplug buttplug buttplug buttplug buttplug buttplug buttplug buttplug buttplug buttplug buttplug buttplug buttplug buttplug buttplug buttplug buttplug buttplug buttplug buttplug buttplug buttplug butt oh thank god. GODSPEED JOHN GLENN fucked around with this message at 03:15 on Nov 15, 2019 |
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Officer Digby Farting-Butt stood over the toilet. "Buttson!" he ejaculated loudly, "Join me in the pooping chamber!" Digby Farting-Butt, who was a real old coot, was really a very clever fellow. He had a very big bladder and could get himself off without any difficulty. "I'll come along then, if you don't mind, sir," said Buttson, pulling off his boots. "No, it'll be all right," said Digby Farting-Butt. "It'll be all right, and I'll go on with you. I can't stand it any longer. It won't do to stand up and stand out." "No, sir," said
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The real sex freaks know there's only two kinds of sex: 1. People who are in love. 2. People who are in pain. (And, obviously, there's no difference between the two.) But if sex freaks are a bunch of people who don't understand the difference between love and pain, what can I say? I have my own sex-free life. And that's fine. For more information on sex-free living, I suggest this article and this article.
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ATTENTION: BIG WET MEN ARE COMING TO YOUR AREA. DO NOT LET THEM IN. THEY ARE SCARED OF YOU. DO NOT LET THEM INSIDE. THEY WANT TO EAT THE PIGS.
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Mr. Fart was cold and lonely after he left the butt. "Let me back in," he cried, but Mr. Fart's rear end was too strong for him and he had to stay with it for the rest of the night. On Saturday night, when he was ready for his shift, Mr. Fart got up a half-breed and called him over to his house. "Look here, young fellow," said Mr. Fart, "you're going to be my slave all night long, and you'll do anything I tell you to do." "Well," answered the half-breed, "I'll do anything you tell me to do, but I want to be your servant."
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hey dudes! where did bradley go? *muffled giggling from behind the painting as a dick slowly emerges through one of the eye holes* BRADY: (GASP) A dick? BENNY: Yeah, a dick. I didn't know you were into that. *bradley comes back with a box, and the box is filled with two huge, hard, erect dicks. he opens them* BRADLEY: (CONT'D) Here you are! Here are two of my dicks! One's for you, and one's for me. (giggles) BRADY: (HONKING INCOMPETENTLY) Wow, those are huge.
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President Donald Trump farted so loudly that the Secret Service had to rush the president out of the room on Thursday evening to avoid his being noticed during a meeting. Mr Trump was speaking to CEOs from several companies when he was heard farting and having a "poop chute" fall from his mouth. He was escorted into the hallway by Secret Service agents. He was later seen leaving in his motorcade.
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:President Donald Trump farted so loudly that the Secret Service had to rush the president out of the room on Thursday evening to avoid his being noticed during a meeting. President Donald Trump farted so loudly that some of his advisers thought he was about to fart again and, indeed, he had a moment of silence. That moment of silence, during which Trump was surrounded by aides as he was supposed to be addressing the U.N. General Assembly, ended with Trump belching. His aides quickly gathered him out of the room and back into the White House and he went on to make a short statement. "At least he's been consistent," one aide said. "He's never done that." ok, this thing does news really well
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President Donald Trump took a poo poo directly in front of the Supreme Court on Tuesday, June 26, 2017. He has no idea what the gently caress he's doing, which is why we need the Internet. This is so important because it means the Supreme Court is going to hear a case today about whether or not Trump's poo poo is illegal . (You heard me, I'm not joking). President Trump: poo poo that's bigger than my penis The American people must hold President Trump accountable for his actions. This should be the first thing he says to the Chief Justice. President Trump: poo poo I can see with my own eyes This should be his response, but he will
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it's the goddamn bun car. why would anybody need that many goddamn buns? "What if we're just looking for a ride in a car? What if we're looking to go somewhere, but don't want to have to deal with the whole restaurant-bar thing?" she asks. I look at her like she just told me the earth is flat, but instead, she's pointing to a huge empty booth behind a row of empty plates. "That's not exactly what we were looking for," I say. "I mean, you're asking us to take a ride in the car. You know, the car that has all those drat buns." She sighs.
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First of all, A: I don't give a gently caress B: nobody gives a gently caress C: BYOB is the best of all possible forums D: We're all on PC A: I want you to be the one who gives a gently caress B: so are you C: i want to give a gently caress D: I wanna be a shitlord A: I want a shitlord B: I want to give a shitlord C: gently caress you, that would be so awesome D: I want to be an rear end in a top hat A: I want an rear end in a top hat B: I want to give an rear end in a top hat C: I want to be an rear end in a top hat D: I wanna be an arse A: I want to be an arse
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it just immediately started making gay jokes. it's perfect.
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:it just immediately started making gay jokes. it's perfect. I think BYOBot is just having issues with his boyfriend it just immediately started making gay jokes. it's perfect for someone who is really not interested in gay dudes at all and you don't even have to make them do anything. You don't have to tell them about your kinky friends or have sex with them. you can just talk to them about how you were just at this great gay bar and you loved everything about it. you could talk about how your bf would make you feel like an emotional child because he's such a loving idiot sometimes and how it feels like everytime you think you're in a good mood and you're having a great time you have to listen to his crazy stupid poo poo or just shut the gently caress up and
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Hello, I am a poster from bring your own butt to work day, a poster for the first week of the festival and we would like you to join us. We're a community of artists, writers, designers,
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Bin Laden Baseball Game Still Strong as Hell! By: Michael Collins | March 12, 2014 The Bin Laden baseball game game has been released as an app for the Apple App Store and the Google Play Store. In the game players take the role of a US National Team player who must face off against Bin Laden in order to win the championship. According to the press release, the game allows players to play against the video game character using the player's phone, with the game available in English, Spanish, German, Italian, and Arabic. The game is free to download. What is your reaction to the Bin Laden Baseball game? |
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hello, I am a poster from boink your own butt, where weed has been banned since 2008, and I know it's your own butt, so, you know, I am like... boinkyourownbutt: I know it's yours, too boinkyourownbutt: Because it's your own butt boinkyourownbutt: But I am the king boinkyourownbutt: If you need proof, just send me a picture of a picture of a picture boinkyourownbutt: That's what I want to see boinkyourownbutt: I think you're a big dong. I am the king of the dong.
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cda posted:Bin Laden Baseball Game Still Strong as Hell!
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Wherein a butt is created, and his balls are made to pop like pogo sticks! A guy is in love with his manhood, he can't keep it in his pants, but he's not ready to lose it. And so, he begins his journey toward his goal of having a manhood. The show is full of dick jokes and dick jokes, and it's pretty funny. It's not really about butt-stuff. I love how the show is not about anything but its main characters. There's no character drama and no conflict between the characters. It's just a group of dudes talking about how their dicks work. And Wherein a butt is created which can be used as a dildo. •The Butt Plug (for males): •A buttplug is created which can be used as a dildo. •A buttplug is created which can be used as a dildo. •A buttplug is created which can be used as a dildo. •A buttplug is created which can be used as a dildo. •A buttplug is created which can be used as a dildo. •A buttplug is created which can be used as a dildo. •A buttplug is created which can be used as a dildo. •A buttplug is created which can be used as a dildo. •A buttplug
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"Hold my beer", I said, as I took a sip from my beer and looked at his confused face. "Yeah, what's wrong?" He asked, looking at me with his eyes, trying to decide whether I was joking or not. "I said, 'hold my beer' and it turned out you're going to go get one. It was a mistake. You'll go get a new one." "But that wasn't my plan". "So you were just joking?" I asked. "Yeah, I was going to just leave my beer here and let you have it." He said with a smile. "And this is for that? Because we're going back now." "Yes, well you said it. So I'll keep it, and I don't want to go through the trouble of getting one for you again. We'll find a way to go on without your beer".
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Tyrion's feet were huge at this point. They just kept growing and growing! "Oh, by the Seven," gasped Tyrion, "my feet are getting much too big!" He grabbed one of the old spikes to help hold it. "What's that smell? Where are my shoes? Where are my pants?!" Tyrion, of course, never stopped growing. His size continued to increase every moment. He kept looking around, trying to find his shoes. But when he reached them, they were nowhere to be seen. "Oh Lord," he exclaimed in shock, "my shoes aren't with me!" He quickly took off, desperately hoping that his shoes were somehow still somewhere in his room. At one point, Tyrion realized that his feet and torso had now become so large that his neck was getting longer than his head. His jaw was growing to twice its size, giving him an impressive amount of teeth |
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Just then, a man in a chicken suit appeared from behind the counter and told the group to stop taking pictures, and asked them to leave the store. "He told me, 'I just want you to know that I can get you killed.' He said he had a warrant for my arrest, and that he was the Secret Service." The undercover officer was wearing a backpack full of weapons. "The backpack was full of weapons, including AR-15s. He said that they could go in and kill me anytime. He said that he had a warrant for my arrest, and that he was the Secret Service. That's what he said. He told me that I was in violation of federal law, which I was. He told me to leave the store. He told me that I could be charged with a federal felony. He told me, 'They can put you in jail for life.'"
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i love poop and eating poop and smelling poop because when i was little i would eat the poop off my mommy and my daddys poop and then we'd eat the poop off the ground or a tree and then i'd be happy. and then i was like oh my god what if i fart? so i would make a fart sound and my momma would tell me if she was hungry or if i ate enough or if she was cold or i ate enough and i would get hungry or i'd smell too much poop. i would get so excited i would get scared and then i would pee and then it would start to rain and i would pee on my momma and she would clean me off and i would feel sad that i had to go poop and she would tell me i was a good boy and then i would cry. and then i would come back and make a fart sound again and my momma would tell me i made a good fart. and i was like hey i just farted. |
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quote:Best Vegetarian Lasagna Recipe | How to Make a Vegetarian Lasagna in the Slow Cooker | Healthy Vegan Lasagna Recipe  "chicken or beef," slow cooker, sounds about right quote:Best Vegetarian Lasagna Recipe substituting parchment paper for the noodles, a bold low-carb approach quote:Best Vegetarian Lasagna Recipe now we're talking! 
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Dads Dip Cup posted:"The backpack was full of weapons, including AR-15s. He said that they could go in and kill me anytime. He said that he had a warrant for my arrest, and that he was the Secret Service. That's what he said. He told me that I was in violation of federal law, which I was. He told me to leave the store. He told me that I could be charged with a federal felony. He told me, 'They can put you in jail for life.'"
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I love to be at tha byob in tha morning wit a hot cup o' coffee. It's the best. I'll be a lotta helpin ya. I promise. Oan I get help with the printer? Yes, you can set it up. I'll get my cronological degree. All right. Look. Your first day! We are not made of Jell-O. We get behind a fellow. - Black and yellow! - Hello! Left, right, down, hover. - Hover? - Forget hover. This isn't so hard. Beep-beep! Beep-beep! Barry, what happened?! Wait, I think we were on autopilot the whole time. - That may have been helping me. - And now we're not! So it turns out I cannot fly a plane. All of you, let's get behind this fellow! Move it out! Move out! Our only chance is if I do what I'd do
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Did You Know? Human sperm is as handy in the kitchen as it is in human reproduction! 5. Cows have been known to become addicted to the smell of human urine. According to "The Cow's Secret," a cow can become so addicted to human urine that it becomes depressed and weak. The animal will even defecate on other cows and become "hazy." A cow with an unhealthy urine diet might vomit up a half dozen cows and turn black, "like a cow that had drunk too much whiskey." 6. Men are a bit more sensitive to human urine's odors than women. Women and men can smell some of the same odors, according to an article in the June 1999 issue of Popular Science. 7. Humans release some of their own urine into the environment.
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Robert approached the supermarket shelf. "Hey, I think I found something you can use to make a bomb," he said, handing the bottle to the attendant. The attendant stared at the bottle and then shook his head. "I don't even know what this is. Is it poisonous?" Aghast, he put the bottle back into the case and ran out of the store. As the attendant watched him go, he was filled with fear. He feared that the bomb was fake, but he knew his life would never be the same after he got caught for possessing the bomb. He ran into the parking lot and began to pray. "I prayed, and the Lord heard my prayers and said: 'O my son Adam, listen to the words of the prophet Isaiah, the son of Amoz, who said: 'They who know the future will be able to prepare a way for the future.'" He prayed again |
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oh man YOU made talk to transformer? i use this super frequently to generate quick prompts for comic sketches. i need to post them here someday. transformer generates some of the funniest prompts ever and i love it.
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Even though the bottle said "not for human consumption" he put a pinch of its contents under his tongue. He immediately felt a strange sensation as if he had consumed an incredible amount of energy. It was as if he had absorbed all of the power that was contained in the bottle, and could even sense the aura and essence of the people around him. Even though the energy had been absorbed, the person himself did not feel tired or fatigued at all. Instead, his expression was calm and collected. This was definitely not from consuming the energy. However, after a short while, Su Chen could not help but raise his head to look at the other party. He was very sure that this person was one of the five experts that had attacked him just now, the other three being the four Heavenly Stars of the Great Sage Temple and the Great Ancient Tree Spirit. |
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Captain Sisko: Are you telling me the Dominion smoked ALL the weed in the Gamma Quadrant!? Odo: What?!? The Dominion smoked ALL the weed in the Gamma Quadrant?! You're telling me, in the twenty-fourth century, they can get away with this? (Bashir enters) Sisko: I'm getting my rear end beat by a Klingon. Bashir: It's okay. I know you've got a thing for Klingons. Sisko: No, I don't. I'm married. Bashir: Well, we're not talking about that. This is different. Sisko: Yes. We're talking about you. Bashir: This isn't personal. Sisko: It's about me. And you. Bashir: Well, it's hard to believe we're talking about you, too, after everything you've been through. And the last few months. Sisko: And I have no interest in getting through your back door. Bashir: What door? Sisko: You know what it's called. Bashir: I don't know anything about doors.
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The doctor was unable remove the armadillo from Fred's rectum without the aid of sedation. The surgeon did his best to repair the damage in time for the next visit. By then, it was too late to save Fred's armadillo. The doctor told Fred he'd be fine, but he had a new problem to cope with: the armadillo had eaten Fred's right testicle. Fred had a painful recovery to go through. His doctor suggested Fred be put down, but Fred insisted that he stay on for the sake of his armadillo. He told the doctor that he felt he needed to be the one to bring the armadillo back to life. It was the last time the armadillo had a chance at life. The doctors finally managed to remove the testicle and Fred could go home. |
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"I'm afraid I have some bad news," said the doctor. "We are going to have to remove your ovaries. That will give you an opportunity to have a child."
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google THIS posted:"I'm afraid I have some bad news," said the doctor. "We are going to have to remove your ovaries. That will give you an opportunity to have a child." I mean, stands to reason, babby needs elbow room
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FutonForensic posted:Did You Know? Human sperm is as handy in the kitchen as it is in human reproduction! 7. Humans release some of their own urine into the environment... |
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Humans release some of their own urine into the environment when they urinate or defecate. If urine-discharge-from-the-urine (UDO) was to be treated as a pollutant, we might be seeing a decline in river fish species that depend on the river as their main food source. There are two types of pollution—chemical and biological. Chemical pollution is caused by human activities, such as pollution of water supplies and industrial operations. Biological pollution is caused by the organisms in the environment. The best way to prevent chemical pollution is to take action on pollution. The best way to prevent biological pollution is to reduce the population. The most effective way to reduce the population is to reduce the fertility rate. Both of these methods have been used successfully for the past few centuries, and both work. The world is approaching the peak of its population. Population has increased by two billion people since the 1970s and could more than double over the next 30 |
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hello im permabanned user User is currently banned from this chat. You can't chat with this user due to their or your vulgar language. You can chat with the chatbot or chat with the user that created this chat.
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The species name Homo Erectus is keeping teens from learning science. The name Erectus is a reference to a man who became the first person to erect a penis in the 19th century and was often shown as a type of giant, penis-wielding man in the Old Testament. It's also used to describe a short, squat, and fat man, and in popular culture, it is often used as a derogatory term for men who have large penises. The Erectus Society of America has a petition on change.org to change the name. The petition has a petitioning goal of 20,000 signatures, but the group hopes to get much more. "We feel that this is a species name that is harmful to humans and should be changed," the petition reads. "We are calling on the Board of Trustees and the President of the Society to take action to eliminate the name." According to the Erectus Society, they first heard about the name from a The species name Homo Erectus is keeping teens from learning science. Researchers have discovered that, on average, only one in four high school students is aware that the species is named after an erect penis-like member of the human lineage, according to a study in the journal Biology Letters. "When I tell my students that the human species has an erectile organ they're a little surprised, so I tell them it was named after an erect penis, but they don't seem to really understand what that means," said study co-author Dr. Mark Jorde, professor of zoology at the University of Arizona. "The rest of them don't seem to know what an erect penis is either." The study examined data from a 2007 study of high school biology students. The researchers used a computerized survey to assess student knowledge of various scientific and anatomical topics. In all, they asked students questions about the relative frequency of the words erectile, penis, penis head and penis-head; how to The species name Homo Erectus is keeping teens from learning science. This species is known for erecting huge stone tools that date back more than 2 million years. If you think you're the only one who is confused by the species name, then you are mistaken. In an interview with NPR, a professor at the University of Hawaii said that the term "Erectus" is misleading and is actually incorrect. "This is wrong for a number of reasons," said Daniel Lieberman. "First of all, erectus was a group that used stone tools. It was a tool-using, tool-making species. But the name 'Erectus' was introduced later, and the name was not part of the original name." What's worse, Lieberman said that the "Erectus" name may cause more confusion among the students. "Erectus, when they talk about the erectus fossils, they always bring up this 'it's big and it's huge' I like this new bot. 
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Mom's Classic Turkey and Dressing Recipe 1 large Butterball turkey 2 quarts turkey stock 8 ounces cream cheese 1 tablespoon of fresh parsley, chopped 1/4 teaspoon salt 1/8 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper 4 cups of shredded chicken 1/4 cup fresh parsley, chopped In a big stock pot, heat the butter and 2 quarts of water over medium-high heat. Add the turkey and cook until the meat is browned and the water has almost evaporated. Turn off the heat, cover, and let the turkey sit in the liquid for 30 minutes. While the turkey is cooking, whisk together the remaining 2 cups of stock, cream cheese, parsley, salt, and pepper. When the turkey is cooked, remove from the liquid, discard the skin, and let cool. |
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google THIS posted:a derogatory term for men who have large penises  society can be so cruel
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