Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
Vastarien
Dec 20, 2012

Where I live is nightmare, thus a certain nonchalance.



Buglord
I wonder if everybody was Nazis when it was 1488. Really maeks you think.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




I hope we reset the year back to 0 in the great dark that follows the climate wars

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

THE  POSTS  MUST  FLOW
Clapping Larry
In fact we should just start counting backwards now to get a head start. This year can be like -50 or whatever.

Nyan Bread
Mar 17, 2006

In some hushed circles it is still referred to as year 0 because of what happened in that year of 1308...

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Randarkman posted:

Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday. Those are all named after the old Germanic gods and used in most of the Germanic languages depending on how much they have been influences by Latin. The Romance languages follow a similar pattern with the naming of most of the days after gods (and others after the Sun and Moon, which technically speaking were gods as well), the Roman gods that is. In fact the Germanic peoples adopted the seven day week from the Romans and many of the gods who have days named after them roughly correspond to the Latin version, for instance in French, Friday is Vendredi, after Venus who's got alot of attributes in common with the Germanic Freya, Wednesday is Mercredi, after Mercury who you'll probably not be surprised was typically the God the Romans tended to identify Odin as and so on (Tyr/Tiwaz and Mars for Tuesday, Thor/Donar and Jupiter for Thursday).

I have always thought this was cool as heck. Every time someone uses a week day or certain months they are giving shout outs to the old gods.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Randarkman posted:

Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday. Those are all named after the old Germanic gods and used in most of the Germanic languages depending on how much they have been influences by Latin. The Romance languages follow a similar pattern with the naming of most of the days after gods (and others after the Sun and Moon, which technically speaking were gods as well), the Roman gods that is. In fact the Germanic peoples adopted the seven day week from the Romans and many of the gods who have days named after them roughly correspond to the Latin version, for instance in French, Friday is Vendredi, after Venus who's got alot of attributes in common with the Germanic Freya, Wednesday is Mercredi, after Mercury who you'll probably not be surprised was typically the God the Romans tended to identify Odin as and so on (Tyr/Tiwaz and Mars for Tuesday, Thor/Donar and Jupiter for Thursday).

Why do you goons know this!

Interesting and informative posts are not welcome. Lmao.

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax

Randarkman posted:

Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday. Those are all named after the old Germanic gods and used in most of the Germanic languages depending on how much they have been influences by Latin. The Romance languages follow a similar pattern with the naming of most of the days after gods (and others after the Sun and Moon, which technically speaking were gods as well), the Roman gods that is. In fact the Germanic peoples adopted the seven day week from the Romans and many of the gods who have days named after them roughly correspond to the Latin version, for instance in French, Friday is Vendredi, after Venus who's got alot of attributes in common with the Germanic Freya, Wednesday is Mercredi, after Mercury who you'll probably not be surprised was typically the God the Romans tended to identify Odin as and so on (Tyr/Tiwaz and Mars for Tuesday, Thor/Donar and Jupiter for Thursday).

This is extremely cool and awesome information. :monocle:

Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

Beef Thief posted:

I'm afraid to Google "dirty Sanchez". Forgive me for naively asking, if I image search this will it awaken something inside me?

Depends on your stance on rear end 2 mouth

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Beef Thief posted:

I'm afraid to Google "dirty Sanchez". Forgive me for naively asking, if I image search this will it awaken something inside me?

Dirty Sanchez will not be denied!

Shbobdb
Dec 16, 2010

by Reene

Relayer posted:

Can you imagine living in the year like 15 or something? I'd just be there going "lmao, it's literally 15. what the hell."

You can talk to people who lived in year zero. They dont generally recall it fondly, though I believe there are a few surviving people who do.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
I want to know some answers here. Op has a point. At some time someone invented time and dates. When was this? Before them everyone was just, meh another Sunrise. Imagine having to get a sun dial to go to work.

Winifred Madgers
Feb 12, 2002

Dr. Gojo Shioji posted:

What did weed cultivation look like back in 420?

I don't know, but I'm sure Stonehenge was involved.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Son of Sam-I-Am posted:

I don't know, but I'm sure Stonehenge was involved.

Whoa

Khorne
May 1, 2002

Mooey Cow posted:

Also beginning in the 1500s countries started switching to the current calendar, as the previous one was too inaccurate when calculating leap years which over the centuries had resulted in months shifting from where they were supposed to be. But it took centuries for all European countries to switch; Russia didn't do it until after the October revolution (which actually took place in November).
Adoption of the gregorian calendar happened later even though it was made by a church guy in the mid-late 1500s. I only know this because Isaac Newton's birthday was Dec 25th 1643 in the old calendar and would be ~Jan 4th or 5th in our modern calendar. It wasn't until the 1700s/1800s that the gregorian calendar was uniformly adopted over the julian in europe, although there was adoption in many places before then. The Julian calendar wasn't that bad, after more than1500 years it drifted by 10 days or something. That's pretty solid for something made ~45 BC.

The catholic church, despite the new calendar being proposed by one of their guys, didn't support the gregorian calendar when it was made in the 1500s. And by the time they wanted to they had lost most of their power.

Khorne fucked around with this message at 06:16 on Nov 16, 2019

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Assuming Xmas actually is a day out of time when Neptune is in retrograde, and the BC calendar starting on a celestially relevant date, and leap years weren’t factored in until after that, calendar is already like 30 years off at that point. So it would be like 1288.

terminal chillness
Oct 16, 2008

This baby is off the charts

Burt Sexual posted:

I want to know some answers here. Op has a point. At some time someone invented time and dates. When was this? Before them everyone was just, meh another Sunrise. Imagine having to get a sun dial to go to work.

Given that farming was extremely important to even the earliest civilizations, I'm going to assume people have pretty much always been aware of the cycle of the seasons and have been interested in measuring it so that they didn't, you know, starve to death. Also if you pay attention to the stars (something very easy to do when there are no electric lights) it becomes pretty easy to figure that all out.

As for time, I think before clocks were common people probably had a loose concept of like "it's a bit before sundown" or "its about noon" and that worked for them. Most humans were too busy trying not to starve to death to care if they were five minutes late to a business lunch or whatever.

Shbobdb
Dec 16, 2010

by Reene

Burt Sexual posted:

I want to know some answers here. Op has a point. At some time someone invented time and dates. When was this? Before them everyone was just, meh another Sunrise. Imagine having to get a sun dial to go to work.

Keeping of time is sacred and in China was the Emperors prerogative. The ruling class had been keeping time for nearly five thousand years when Europeans came and gave everybody that ability.

Europeans had been at the long game for a much shorter time. They had some foundational dates (first the founding of a city then the creation of the world) but mostly used (I dont know how to make 'reign' an adjective in this declension but pretend I do) dates like in traditional dating still used in modern Japan.

Long story long both Egypt and China have strong claims to first real calendars (Egypts was better but China's was likely earlier). Ur and sumeria can claim they both got that from them. But we're bombing those people so their nationalist rhetoric matters less.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Whatever you do do not read the book A World Lit Only by Fire for your information on this topic. It features entire sections on this topic and has the chutzpah to claim people in 1308 not only didnt understand the concept of time but that they didnt realize they were individuals with separate cognition.

dead prez
Sep 22, 2019

Everytime I look around, I see
So much drama goin down
Everytime I look around, I see
So much fakeness goin down
1308 wasn't a real year they went straight from 1307 to 1309 after the great salmon drought to recognize and instill the importance of sustainable fish farming and lifestyles

Sekenr
Dec 12, 2013




Big Beef City posted:

I dunno why but that's still mind blowing to me. Them fuckin' Romans...

There is nothing weird about it. A whole bunch of concepts that we consider "default" or naturally inherent to all humans such as citizen's rights, and roman concept of justice, even roman virtues (although much transformed by christianity) are so deeply ingrained in western culture we don't realize they are there or how profoundly they still impact our way of thinking.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Barudak posted:

Whatever you do do not read the book A World Lit Only by Fire for your information on this topic. It features entire sections on this topic and has the chutzpah to claim people in 1308 not only didnt understand the concept of time but that they didnt realize they were individuals with separate cognition.

This is actually me right now though

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

What is time? Is it when I skeet and the skeet travels through the air and by the time it splatters on my red Differio sneakers a thought has finished? What was the thought in my head? Asslust? Or just a hazy remembrance of Fran Drescher on scanline and tube TV through the optical port of memory seeking into the barely cogent recollections of my childhood? Or was it about posting? Here on SA, posting about stuff, like farts and peasants too pinheaded to understand things, and stuff? And other things, too.

Is it that window? If I count each second and know that a number passed, is that time? If I keep tempo is that time? I ask these questions to the other me's on this board I trust the answers will percolate in the skulls you have borrowed from me by the time I awake.

counterfeitsaint
Feb 26, 2010

I'm a girl, and you're
gnomes, and it's like
what? Yikes.

Randarkman posted:

Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday. Those are all named after the old Germanic gods and used in most of the Germanic languages depending on how much they have been influences by Latin. The Romance languages follow a similar pattern with the naming of most of the days after gods (and others after the Sun and Moon, which technically speaking were gods as well), the Roman gods that is. In fact the Germanic peoples adopted the seven day week from the Romans and many of the gods who have days named after them roughly correspond to the Latin version, for instance in French, Friday is Vendredi, after Venus who's got alot of attributes in common with the Germanic Freya, Wednesday is Mercredi, after Mercury who you'll probably not be surprised was typically the God the Romans tended to identify Odin as and so on (Tyr/Tiwaz and Mars for Tuesday, Thor/Donar and Jupiter for Thursday).

Odin was an grumpy old dude with one eye who was in charge of everything. Wasn't Mercury the little delivery boy of the Roman gods, with winged sandles? Why would the Romans identify Odin as Mercury?

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Former chess grandmaster Garry Kasparov believes in New Chronology and that dates have skipped 500-1000 years

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

From the Romans' point of view other nations they ruled worshipped the same gods just under different names, and often the hierarchy would be different. For instance they thought that the Gauls and Britons worshipped Mercury as their chief god, which they identified with the god Lugus. While Lugus didn't map perfectly on to any Roman god, his role as patron of trade and bringer of arts made him similar. In a similar vein, Jupiter was identified with Thor because they both make thunder. Odin was associated with arts and knowledge like writing, magic and poetry. Mercury was also associated with knowledge and communication, hence the Ancient Greek word for interpreter was hermeneus and Hermes was thought to be equivalent to the Egyptian god Thoth, who taught humans writing.

It's also been speculated that Odin came in as chief god kind of late, supplanting Tyr who Tuesday is named after and whose name is related to Jupiter and Zeus, hence he may have been the chief sky daddy god at one point. Another thing to consider is that Germanic religion in practice would have been nothing like the relatively neat and consistent mythology you find in the Eddas, but with varied beliefs from place to place and focus on different gods. For example, in southern Norway there are tons of places named after the obscure god Ullr, who Snorri barely mentions.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

I worship the God of going fast.

numberoneposter fucked around with this message at 11:40 on Nov 16, 2019

Barudak
May 7, 2007

numberoneposter posted:

I worship the God of going fast.

Iratus Maximus

Jeza
Feb 13, 2011

The cries of the dead are terrible indeed; you should try not to hear them.

Barudak posted:

Whatever you do do not read the book A World Lit Only by Fire for your information on this topic. It features entire sections on this topic and has the chutzpah to claim people in 1308 not only didnt understand the concept of time but that they didnt realize they were individuals with separate cognition.

The medieval hivemind was my favourite period of history in school.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Barudak posted:

Whatever you do do not read the book A World Lit Only by Fire for your information on this topic. It features entire sections on this topic and has the chutzpah to claim people in 1308 not only didnt understand the concept of time but that they didnt realize they were individuals with separate cognition.

Is this that bicameral mind stuff from Westworld where Marcus Aurelius wasn’t sentient and the inner monologue was gods speaking to them? Lol

Divine Styler
Apr 8, 2005

quantum mechanic
Isn’t it like the year 5,000 in China though? Did Chinese know it was 1308 when everyone else thought it was -3692?

NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here

Barudak posted:

Whatever you do do not read the book A World Lit Only by Fire for your information on this topic. It features entire sections on this topic and has the chutzpah to claim people in 1308 not only didnt understand the concept of time but that they didnt realize they were individuals with separate cognition.



How does the author explain away St Augustine's Confessions?

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

Randarkman posted:

Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday. Those are all named after the old Germanic gods and used in most of the Germanic languages depending on how much they have been influences by Latin. The Romance languages follow a similar pattern with the naming of most of the days after gods (and others after the Sun and Moon, which technically speaking were gods as well), the Roman gods that is. In fact the Germanic peoples adopted the seven day week from the Romans and many of the gods who have days named after them roughly correspond to the Latin version, for instance in French, Friday is Vendredi, after Venus who's got alot of attributes in common with the Germanic Freya, Wednesday is Mercredi, after Mercury who you'll probably not be surprised was typically the God the Romans tended to identify Odin as and so on (Tyr/Tiwaz and Mars for Tuesday, Thor/Donar and Jupiter for Thursday).

This is even more obvious in modern day German where the weekday names have remained more or less unchanged since ancient times. Thursday is "Thortag", i.e. "Day of Thor" :black101:

naem
May 29, 2011

Grevling posted:

From the Romans' point of view other nations they ruled worshipped the same gods just under different names, and often the hierarchy would be different. For instance they thought that the Gauls and Britons worshipped Mercury as their chief god, which they identified with the god Lugus. While Lugus didn't map perfectly on to any Roman god, his role as patron of trade and bringer of arts made him similar. In a similar vein, Jupiter was identified with Thor because they both make thunder. Odin was associated with arts and knowledge like writing, magic and poetry. Mercury was also associated with knowledge and communication, hence the Ancient Greek word for interpreter was hermeneus and Hermes was thought to be equivalent to the Egyptian god Thoth, who taught humans writing.

It's also been speculated that Odin came in as chief god kind of late, supplanting Tyr who Tuesday is named after and whose name is related to Jupiter and Zeus, hence he may have been the chief sky daddy god at one point. Another thing to consider is that Germanic religion in practice would have been nothing like the relatively neat and consistent mythology you find in the Eddas, but with varied beliefs from place to place and focus on different gods. For example, in southern Norway there are tons of places named after the obscure god Ullr, who Snorri barely mentions.

Neil Gaiman of comic book fame wrote a foreword to his norse mythology book where he talks about how it looks like several different cultural groups fought/interacted and eventually joined forces in northern europe to create a new pantheon (or whatever you call a group of pagan gods who are super friends) where different gods from each group filled new/varying roles depending on the situation

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
time isn't real

idiots

morosn

Barudak
May 7, 2007

NoNotTheMindProbe posted:

How does the author explain away St Augustine's Confessions?

It has been a very long time, and a good size portion of the book is about St. Augustine, but my memory is instead of generalizing the author is like oh yeah you see literate, roman influenced, urban people are fully alive instead of garbage dog people who sullied all of europe during the dark ages.

The book if youre curious is basically completely discounted by every major historian yet still appears on the AP reading list because its a fun read!

Randarkman
Jul 18, 2011

GABA ghoul posted:

This is even more obvious in modern day German where the weekday names have remained more or less unchanged since ancient times. Thursday is "Thortag", i.e. "Day of Thor" :black101:

It's "Donnerstag" not "Thortag". That's one of the many forms of Thor's name across different languages Thor/Donner/Donar and so on, typically etymologically the same as the word for thunder. German also doesn't have Odin/Woden for Wednesday, instead calling it "Mittwoch", literally "mid-week".

naem
May 29, 2011

is that where donar kebab comes from

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

naem posted:

is that where donar kebab comes from

Truly a kebab fit for gods.

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

The bicameral mind theory is a similar kooky theory about people in the past. One half of the brain would speak and give orders to the other like the voice of the gods and similar to schizophrenia, until a few thousand years before christ when brains started working more like today. Something like that.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Barudak posted:

Whatever you do do not read the book A World Lit Only by Fire for your information on this topic. It features entire sections on this topic and has the chutzpah to claim people in 1308 not only didnt understand the concept of time but that they didnt realize they were individuals with separate cognition.

Thanks Barudak, I just started reading this book about the Dark Ages and am finding it fascinating.

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply