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Customer: Hey Tony, what kinds of tea you got? Tony: All kinds. ---------------- |
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Nov 15, 2019 19:56
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now you drink that in one shot like a man, y'hear? ayyyyy
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Nov 15, 2019 20:03
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sipping limoncello to the sound of Nonna cursing out the cash register
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Nov 15, 2019 20:23
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drives an expensive all white SUV, wears tens of thousands of dollars in gaudy jewelry, only legal form of income is a fruit stand |
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Nov 15, 2019 20:25
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insists customers call it moozadell before i grate it onto their lattes
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Nov 15, 2019 20:46
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im done with this ceegar, and a dis espresso i guess i'll just butt it out in dah grounds
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Nov 15, 2019 20:49
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i keep saying scabbadeech but don't know what it mean, but hey, that's a real scabbadeech
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Nov 15, 2019 20:52
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nut posted:i keep saying scabbadeech but don't know what it mean, but hey, that's a real scabbadeech your empty cuppa? fuggetaboutit! *sloppily pours coffee all over*
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Nov 15, 2019 20:54
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me to waiter: pasta-fa-zool! waiter: I, uh . . . are you saying you want some pasta? it's 7:30 in the morning, our chef-- me (gazing intently): pasta-fa-ZOOL waiter: ah, I'll be right back with your espresso
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Nov 15, 2019 21:10
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take the empty coffee, leave the cannoli
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Nov 15, 2019 21:11
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Being tempted to order the special of the day, a knuckle sandwich
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Nov 15, 2019 21:35
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Heather Papps posted:take the empty coffee, leave the cannoli burns self drinking hot coffee through a hollowed out cannoli
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Nov 15, 2019 22:16
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*orders a cappuccino after noon* *Proprietor frowns, firmly grabs my face with both hands and plants a fat kiss on my lips* *me, slighly stunned* "umm... Oh, don't forget the cinnamon on top" |
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Nov 15, 2019 22:59
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(pushing my plate away) What are you trying to pull here? This Italian wasn't even old! |
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Nov 15, 2019 23:47
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| Fondly remembering a time when a thread like this would have gotten lots of angry responses from people saying it engages in Italian stereotypes, while sitting in this old Italian Cafe, pressing my thumb and middle finger together in a gesture of appreciation for the cannoli | |
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Nov 16, 2019 00:38
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cda posted:Fondly remembering a time when a thread like this would have gotten lots of angry responses from people saying it engages in Italian stereotypes, while sitting in this old Italian Cafe, pressing my thumb and middle finger together in a gesture of appreciation for the cannoli aye, tony two step mario legitimized italian caricaturization in a way that will take more then a rewatch of dah sopranos to unpack now shut yer yap and play your drat hand. your tell is stallin', you know? freebie for ya
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Nov 16, 2019 00:48
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Nov 16, 2019 00:59
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Nov 16, 2019 02:16
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*Biting into my canolli as I slowly shake my head back and forth* That's just a like momma used to a make inna the old country! Back inna New Jersey! |
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Nov 16, 2019 10:44
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The entire cafe suddenly goes silent as a patron calls the gravy "marinara" |
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Nov 16, 2019 13:55
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:The entire cafe suddenly goes silent as a patron calls the gravy "marinara" ---------------- |
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Nov 16, 2019 14:00
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:The entire cafe suddenly goes silent as a patron calls the gravy "marinara" suddenly, big jabrone jimmy pulls a revolver from his dish of gnocchi "aye, pallie! i need you to open yer freakin' eyes, and consider the "gravy" of this situation, then let it marinate"
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Nov 16, 2019 15:01
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I'm going to give you an offer you can't refuse, I mutter quietly to myself, sipping a cup of lavazza. My non dominant hand numb but steadied against the cold weighty surface of a well maintained Benelli B76. A fine place for a last cup of joe.
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Nov 17, 2019 00:28
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| I love this old Italian Cafe and hope when I die they put up a black and white photograph of me eating a plate of spaghetti with a checkered napkin tucked into my collar, on the wall they have for photos of people doing that | |
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Nov 17, 2019 00:50
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| Good old cda, he sure could put away a plate of spaghetti. There's a photo of him right there, behind the counter, next to the bowl of chiclets | |
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Nov 17, 2019 00:52
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| They used to call him Joey Two Fingers, because every time he came in he'd order two fingers of whiskey. Great guy. We used to say "hey Two Fingers, how's it going?" He'd say "In your sister up to the last knuckle, ya no good jamooks!" Christ, what an rear end in a top hat. | |
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Nov 17, 2019 00:58
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Nov 17, 2019 01:06
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Nov 17, 2019 01:18
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totally not the FBI, I take a seat and order a pellegrino. jut sipping pellegrino and enjoying Louis Prima on the jukebox, and totally not the FBI looking for information |
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Nov 17, 2019 01:43
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cda posted:They used to call him Joey Two Fingers, because every time he came in he'd order two fingers of whiskey. Great guy. We used to say "hey Two Fingers, how's it going?" He'd say "In your sister up to the last knuckle, ya no good jamooks!" Christ, what an rear end in a top hat. Ayyy oh, the fuckin' stunahd |
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Nov 17, 2019 03:00
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One of the regulars Jersey George walks in. Everyone calls him that because he always talks about his "friends in Jersey". It's how he likes to imply he's involved with the mob without having to actually say anything definitive in case he meets a real mobster. |
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Nov 17, 2019 03:25
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Hugh Malone posted:totally not the FBI, I take a seat and order a pellegrino. jut sipping pellegrino and enjoying Louis Prima on the jukebox, and totally not the FBI looking for information Guy playing backgammon in the corner motions the owner over. "EY! Tony! TonY!" In a hushed voice he says, "I think we got a spook here! What kind of man comes in here and doesn't mangia da pasta? Knowaddaimean?" |
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Nov 18, 2019 05:45
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I'm the annoying American Tourist sloppily cramming pieces of garlic bread into my mouth and talking about how Little Italy in NYC feels more "authentic". Also why do these Europeans only drink outta tiny cups? What's a guy gotta do to get a Big Gulp around here???
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Nov 18, 2019 17:20
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unironically enjoying the poetry, and only the poetry, of Gabriele D'Annunzio, and paying absolutely zero attention to any other political uprisings he may have inspired.
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Nov 19, 2019 04:38
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getting sauced up on espresso and red wine before kicking rear end and liberating the Free State of Fiume on behalf of my favorite poet, Gabriele D'Annunzio
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Nov 19, 2019 04:38
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Gritting my teeth as I hear someone say "Bada bing bada boom!" Eyyy, I was havin' a stroke, not tryin' to invent a catchphrase! |
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Nov 19, 2019 14:13
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hi yes i would like the unlimited soup salad and breadsticks
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Nov 19, 2019 17:06
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nut posted:hi yes i would like the unlimited soup salad and breadsticks atta boi! mange, mange!
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Nov 19, 2019 17:12
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*whispers to his friend daryl* how do i say, "i'm going to house some loving breadsticks friend-o" in italian
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Nov 19, 2019 17:14
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