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So yea, I'm buying a new laptop and Amazon would like me to pay $149 so I can have an expert setup the laptop for me. I'm curious what they are going to do? Plug it in and hit a few buttons and job well done? $149? 
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Nov 17, 2019 07:17
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They'll make sure all the bloatware is installed and boots up before anything else.
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Nov 17, 2019 07:19
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Sounds like something a rich LA brat with a YouTube "following" would do in his third year. If you've got that kind-of cash go for broke. Buy like 10 of them with "expert installation" for each and throw a loving eight-hour pizza party or some poo poo when the dude(s) get there, get their digits, and post it online ensuring they get fired for wasting time on the job. Then boom you've got a new homeless person to follow in a death spiral for six months of easy new content.
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Nov 17, 2019 07:20
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I'll do it for $99.95. Believe me you don't want to try this on your own.
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Nov 17, 2019 07:20
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One of my old co-workers used to pass around the weirdest stuff on Amazon like $40 Coca-Cola branded mini-fridges with expert installation, including free pickup of your old mini-fridge. We kept wondering what kind of person ever requested that.
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Nov 17, 2019 07:28
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I've bought probably a dozen different laptops from Amazon over the course of about 18 months and trust me when I tell you, your an absolute fool if you do not pay for an expert setup from a professional IT technician. But OP sounds like a fool so I hope he enjoys data bombs, botkits, and e-worms
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Nov 17, 2019 07:54
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smells like cum in here
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Nov 17, 2019 07:56
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You don't want an unsecured laptop just flapping around. A professional installation includes the appropriate mounting hardware to lock it in place. Also they install the laptop's proprietary power rectifier. You're not an electrician. You don't want to be loving around with 120 volt mains power.
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Nov 17, 2019 08:03
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Mahbe expert installation is a euphemism for something...
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Nov 17, 2019 09:07
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I loving say do it. If you dont you are PUSSY IMBECILE? Need I say more OP of thread? Bastard individual, simpering apelike coward, frugivorous spankbank empty herbivore sodomite!!
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Nov 17, 2019 09:19
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Sorry that was mean
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Nov 17, 2019 09:20
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I'm gonna go against the grain and say you probably don't need it. In fact, I'd recommend wiping the hard drive and installing an OS of your choice. Preferably one that doesn't have a bunch of extra poo poo you don't want.
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Nov 17, 2019 09:24
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Pay almost 50% extra for someone to just stick in the windows cd? How many handjobs does it come with?
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Nov 17, 2019 09:34
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Waltzing Along posted:I'm gonna go against the grain and say you probably don't need it. In fact, I'd recommend wiping the hard drive and installing an OS of your choice. Preferably one that doesn't have a bunch of extra poo poo you don't want. He needs it. Dont lie to this man
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Nov 17, 2019 09:37
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:He needs it. Dont lie to this man Shhh....I'm playing a long con here. Just go with it.
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Nov 17, 2019 09:42
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Does some Amazon dude actually show up at your front door and come inside and set up the laptop for you, in your house while you offer them coffee? Or is it just some software (i.e. bloatware) bundle that is preinstalled on the machine that gets shipped?
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Nov 17, 2019 10:53
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Telebite posted:Does some Amazon dude actually show up at your front door and come inside and set up the laptop for you, in your house while you offer them coffee? Or is it just some software (i.e. bloatware) bundle that is preinstalled on the machine that gets shipped? No one knows. No one has ever actually paid for it. Even amazon doesn't know.
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Nov 17, 2019 11:01
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I'd buy a better laptop for a start, OP
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Nov 17, 2019 11:04
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Go for the Master installation ($298). That comes with a free Google Chrome internet browser.
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Nov 17, 2019 11:10
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Icochet posted:Go for the Master installation ($298). That comes with a free Google Chrome internet browser. Can they install anything, like the mythical prostate massager that will finally give me an actual prostate orgasm
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Nov 17, 2019 11:12
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Can they install anything, like the mythical prostate massager that will finally give me an actual prostate orgasm The Grandmaster Setup Experience will ram your rear end like nobody's business ($1199)
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Nov 17, 2019 11:17
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spring for the UltraSoar installation that allows the computer to transform into a mechanical beast of your choosing that will not only roam around your home doing chores but also morph into a jet and fly you to work while sucking your dick and pleasuring your wife (optional) only $29.99 extra
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Nov 17, 2019 11:18
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Icochet posted:The Grandmaster Setup Experience will ram your rear end like nobody's business ($1199) That's a fair price for what I'm asking for
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Nov 17, 2019 11:19
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Sup guys, guess what? I'm posting this comment from a remote session in OP's laptop computer that he hasn't even received yet, which I easily accessed through various security flaws that could have been avoided if the OP wasn't such a cheap fucko. Sucks that the computer will probably not even work once op gets it because I was able to remotely turn it on and run Prime95 while it's still confined to its box
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Nov 17, 2019 11:38
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You have to get the professional toucher to set it up or you'll never be able to find Minesweeper.
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Nov 17, 2019 12:32
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EdwardSwifferhands posted:You have to get the professional toucher to set it up or you'll never be able to find Minesweeper. Oh minesweeper is too much for me. All I need is Vegas Solitaire installed.
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Nov 17, 2019 13:14
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It's an escort service, op. How have you never heard of this before? Just let them be
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Nov 17, 2019 13:30
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Oh minesweeper is too much for me. All I need is Vegas Solitaire installed. drat, you need 3 techs working in shifts to overclock that rig for solitaire
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Nov 17, 2019 13:31
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Yeah, best do it OP. You'd only gently caress it up if you tried
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Nov 17, 2019 13:34
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It's Expert Mode for people that want to put their installation skills to the test, OP. Perhaps it arrives only partially assembled, or the OS is in a protected .zip file that nobody can remember the password for, that sort of thing
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Nov 17, 2019 13:49
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I offer an exclusive white glove service: the computer is carried to your house on a sterling silver platter accompanied by a marching orchestra and at least one (1) elderly statesman of note. A bishop or other clergyman of your choice is available to bless the computer at an additional fee.
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Nov 17, 2019 14:14
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I glanced at the thread title and thought it said "149ft extension cord" and the answer was obviously yeah, duh, buy the extension cord so you can walk around your house with the laptop plugged in
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Nov 17, 2019 14:56
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They watch you jerk off to porn and make sure your form is good and you don’t pull anything.
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Nov 17, 2019 16:09
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It's a ripoff OP, all you have to do is press Alt and F7 to boot up in safe mode.
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Nov 17, 2019 16:55
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Now that'll be $100.
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Nov 17, 2019 16:55
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i looked up these supposed "details" on amazon and it sounds like a bad deal, OP
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Nov 17, 2019 16:56
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Probably don't stop at expert installation. See if you can also get an expert user to use the computer for you.
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Nov 17, 2019 18:25
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149 USD is literally the price of the screen of that laptop. Pretty sure you can manage uninstall of Candy Crush alone.
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Nov 17, 2019 18:44
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If a person actually comes to your house, take the time to review every piece of your hentai collection with them to ensure each file is compatible with your new laptop.
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Nov 17, 2019 18:45
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Try clicking the Details link, op.
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Nov 17, 2019 18:56
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