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I've been going back through the archive. 1. I listened to the whole L. Ron Hubbard saga and I think that the song at the end of the last part about his death is probably one of the finest comedic moments this podcast will ever have, it's just so loving perfect. 2. lol at the guest during the Bin Laden episode who immediately knew what Bible Black was. 3. Robert, have you ever heard from advertisers about your lead-ins to the ads? I love them but I just imagine some Geico marketing dude listening and hearing "...but you know who won't molest hundreds of children?" before their ad and sending out a frantic email to the lovely people at I Heart Podcasts Co
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# ¿ May 7, 2020 00:24 |
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 05:10 |
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Suggestion for a new slogan for BtB: Behind the Bastards: Come for the cult leaders and fascist dictators, stay for the fake doctors! Seriously, so many fake doctors. And ironically, one of the few real doctors had to put aside his doctorly training to become a dictator and massacre thousands of his own citizens.
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# ¿ May 22, 2020 10:59 |
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MonsieurChoc posted:Papa Doc? Actual eye doctor and every awful leftists’ favorite dictator Bashar al-Assad.
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# ¿ May 22, 2020 20:46 |
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Chairman Capone posted:Hastings Banda, first president of Malawi, was also a medical doctor. he does not appear to have committed a massacre, he was stuck on the "murder political enemies" and "establish diplomatic relationships with apartheid states" of terrible leadership. Naturally, the Reagan-era USA was a big fan.
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# ¿ May 22, 2020 22:19 |
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I think the Unabomber would make a fascinating episode, as well as the idea of going postal. Those both have modern relevancies (technology and labor, respectively) and would be fairly entertaining
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# ¿ Jun 6, 2020 07:57 |
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add another awkward ad to the pile: I'm from Iowa and just got one attacking the woman running against Joni Ernst for senate not Raytheon or the Koch Brothers, but close!
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# ¿ Jun 10, 2020 09:54 |
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just do a "The Bastards of Something Awful". Lowtax, Caro, Helldump, make a brief mention of Aatrek (but don't do an entire episode on him because that would be a bummer) honestly it's not quite the realm of BtB but there should be an Old Internet Lore podcast that deals with stuff like this.
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# ¿ Jun 28, 2020 23:06 |
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I’ve seen that theory in CSPAM too, it’s kinda weird but having both one of the breeding grounds for the alt right movement and a CIA front originate on SA would be pretty hilarious who knows, maybe Lowtax’s next strategy for blaming other people for his lovely actions will be to claim that his exes are Russian agents
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# ¿ Jul 28, 2020 05:03 |
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Testekill posted:The first ad for me is almost always Robert trying to sell me ExpressVPN. I get the ad where Robert is pitching a service that allows you to text your therapist as many times as you want, which seems like a really bad deal for the therapists, and maybe not the most healthy thing
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# ¿ Aug 17, 2020 21:26 |
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AFewBricksShy posted:Hearing the Phyllis Schafly episode, it makes me wonder: if you took one person out of the timeline "Looper" style, who would it be to fix the poo poo show we are in right now? I thought about this question a lot the other night and despite my temptation to say Ronald Reagan or Sirhan Sirhan (a living RFK probably would have embarrassed Nixon a second time and gave less of a platform to his sort of conservatism that paved the way for Reagan), I think the real best answer would probably be Andrew Johnson, who hosed up the post-Civil War era by completely bowing to the south and making the government lose credibility by being hilariously corrupt. I also thought about John Wilkes Booth but that was a whole plan with a committee trying to kill Lincoln, someone probably would have got him sooner or later.
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# ¿ Sep 8, 2020 07:17 |
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I’m listening to the first part of the Golden Age of Terrorism and I have not laughed this hard at a podcast in a long time. Who knew that taking command of an airplane through threat of being shot in the face would be so light and hilarious?
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# ¿ Sep 25, 2020 07:37 |
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Weird question: I always listen to Behind the Bastards but don’t always listen to Worst Year Ever. Tonight I started up the latest episode of WYE and in the first two ad segments I’ve heard 3 ads for hospice services (the second time it was just the same ad twice). I know that the ads are targeted based on the local election ads I’ve heard in the past, and literally yesterday my mom emailed me and my sister about starting to talk about hospice care for my dad. Is this a really weird coincidence that just happened because BtB and WYE have different ad sets and I don’t listen often to the latter or am I gonna have to go turn off some “please take all my private information” settings on my phone?
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# ¿ Oct 8, 2020 05:46 |
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just got to cite Behind the Police in a paper for my American Public Policy paper about police reform it's some good rear end work edit: the podcast, not my paper, that sucked I wrote it in like 2 hours
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# ¿ Oct 10, 2020 00:34 |
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If you haven’t had your fill of talk about the satanic panic, the book We Believe the Children has a little more about what was going on outside of California and does a good job tying the panic to the larger cultural shift towards conservatism happening at the time (which, because they facilitated working women, daycares were a common target of) Also I don’t think it would quite warrant a Behind the Bastards because it’s super sketch but the case that got me interested in reading about these cases is the Boys Town orphanage in Omaha, and one Larry King (not that Larry King though). I think the most believable part of that one, and why it felt plausible to me in a way that others didn’t, is because it reframed it as a Republican child trafficking ring, up to and including at least one Bush White House. Although I think time and QAnon’s rise has made me realize that targeting political opponents with wild, evidence-light claims of trafficking are bad, especially when there are plenty of politicians where there are actual evidence of potential misconduct (Trump, Clinton, etc)
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# ¿ Oct 29, 2020 18:57 |
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Between “choking to death on bird piss” and the description of how the sea lion/seal oil trade worked I think this episode has the most nausea-inducing moments of any BtB
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# ¿ Nov 18, 2020 11:31 |
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I just heard Robert’s ad read for WoW for the first time and it sounded like he was using that patronizing tone cool kids use right before they say “PSYCH! You fuckin’ nerds WoW sucks” before giving them all wedgies
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# ¿ Dec 3, 2020 10:26 |
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GunFondler42069 posted:that actually bums me out. i had a hard time figuring out how to read the ad but I actually love WoW, it was a big part of my childhood and i'm happy to push it. lol I think it's just that I haven't heard that effusive praise of WoW in a long time without it being sarcastic, it's nothing about you specifically GunFondler42069 posted:1. I like the team I work with at iHeart (esp sophie) Sophie really does put your show over the top. As I was going through your backlog, you can hear her chiming in more often as time goes on. it makes for a lot of really fun moments and it's very clear that the two of you enjoy working together.
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# ¿ Dec 4, 2020 04:59 |
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DivineCoffeeBinge posted:Robert, have you thought about doing episodes in a reverse format, where the guest comes in and tells you about a bastard? It seems to me that if you did, like, two of those a year it'd be A) an occasional break for you when things like 'I need to go cover protests' happens, B) an occasional treat for your listeners, and C) a great way for you to get into bastards that might not fit your usual range of interests. I'd love to hear an episode on Walter Breen, for instance, because the utter bastardy that early SF/Fantasy fandom was shot through with is something a lot of people don't know about, but I have no idea if that's a topic you'd want to research - but if you get someone else to research it, well... the Focus on the Family episodes were like this,
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# ¿ Dec 5, 2020 01:53 |
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https://twitter.com/newyorker/status/1355361138398154755?s=21 I never saw this posted in here when it was written last March but the New Yorker wrote an article about All-Star Bastards guest Jamie Loftus and her adventures in MENSA
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# ¿ Jan 30, 2021 21:57 |
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GunFondler42069 posted:thanks everybody I'm glad you won't have to worry about that. I hope this it goes as easily as this very hard thing can go.
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# ¿ Feb 2, 2021 23:44 |
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We goons should crowdsource an episode about the bastards of Something Awful to fill time. Everyone on the forums still can record one word of the script, it’ll be
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# ¿ Feb 3, 2021 01:18 |
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They should make a Dead Poets Society spoof about this teacher who accidentally fash-ed a whole town’s youths Starring Paul Rudd as the teacher. He’s got the perfect teacher-who-kids-like vibe who would also be dumb enough to keep going after that first day and blithely think he was doing great work instead of loving up a bunch of teenagers edit: I looked at the list of media adaptations and I’m not sure what’s weirder: the episode of Arthur taking inspiration from this experiment or the Sweet Valley Twins book where a substitute teacher does something like this. DC Murderverse fucked around with this message at 07:53 on Feb 21, 2021 |
# ¿ Feb 21, 2021 07:47 |
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Honestly SA probably contributed to me not falling down that hole, especially considering I stayed out of the Chans. I definitely remember being introduced to that friend-zone/ladder theory stuff that I inherently bought into as a dumb 14 year old but there was a thread on SA that laid out very clearly why that sort of thing is dumb. It’s like the 4 months where I was interested in hearing more about what Ron Paul had to say before being informed of everything Ron Paul had to say
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# ¿ Feb 26, 2021 03:07 |
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Bust Rodd posted:PFT is one of those guys where I was like “I kinda liked him in that show, he seems cool” and then you look up his IMDB and it’s like “oh you’ve actually low key formatively shaped my entire generations sense of humor” Yeah there’s not like one thing I associate with him but he’s like this benevolent spirit of LA comedy who seems to know everyone and everything. I bet he’s been on more different podcasts or tv shows than anyone else and when he arrives at your show it’s a sign that you’re on the right path To the point where he appeared on one of my very favorite shows playing an exaggerated version of himself who was kinda sinister by way of being excessively pleasant. (Everyone go watch You’re The Worst, it sounds like it would be about Rush Limbaugh based on the title but it’s much funnier and less soul-crushing)
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# ¿ Mar 10, 2021 11:46 |
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A related tweet https://twitter.com/pftompkins/status/1370567051677339654?s=21 My first thought was “wait why doesn’t PFT have a blue check” and then “oh man did he get rid of his blue check to make this joke that’s baller” and then I learned he renounced his blue check for an unrelated reason but it’s still a good tweet Kinda like the opposite of that Roger Ebert review where he calls upon his status as a Pulitzer-winner to turn Rob Schneider into a smoking crater for making Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo
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# ¿ Mar 13, 2021 07:54 |
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lonelylikezoidberg posted:It always seemed hosed up and unfair to me that hitler got a mustache named after him but stalin did not. It’s because the toothbrush stache is bad and deserves to be remembered as the official facial hair of the nazi regime while Stalin’s mustache is quite possibly his most redeeming feature (note: still definitely not enough to overcome all the death he caused) Charlie Chaplin was a mostly good man with a few flaws, one of which was bad taste in mustaches Edit: I’m just now listening to Tuesday’s episode and I think “anti-Semitic hate group burning the novelization of Schindler’s List” is one of the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard DC Murderverse fucked around with this message at 10:21 on Mar 18, 2021 |
# ¿ Mar 17, 2021 22:07 |
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Anyone who wants to see a con-man movie that isn’t Catch Me If You Can (which is a great movie but always gets recommended for movies about con-men) should check out I Love You Phillip Morris, one of my favorite Jim Carrey movies. It’s based on a true story about a man who discovers that he loves cons, goes to jail, discovers that he loves a fellow prisoner and then just keeps pulling cons and prison escapes for love. They buried it because it was too gay for 2010 despite starring both Carrey and Ewan McGregor, but it’s a fun black comedy with some great performances. https://youtu.be/wzWB9KHgaiE
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# ¿ Mar 31, 2021 09:38 |
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The quack doctor episodes are always the funniest Gonna start shoving fire hoses into people’s colons and calling it rational
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# ¿ Apr 7, 2021 09:12 |
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I’m sorry for your loss Robert, losing family sucks, I hope you stay well during this time.
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# ¿ Apr 10, 2021 08:32 |
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I’m glad to know that I’m not the only one who hopes that LeBron James runs for president after he retires from playing ball
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# ¿ Apr 15, 2021 07:54 |
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bobjr posted:The Michael Jordan story I always heard was his year off Basketball to play baseball was a stealth ban because of his gambling. This is a great opportunity to post one of my all-time favorite SA threads. https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3547828&perpage=40&noseen=1 A sampling of the wonderful content within: C. Everett Koop posted:Well, here's one that never fails to blow everyone's mind when it gets told. I'm sure I'm not the first to put it out there either, but if you've ever wondered the lengths Michael Jordan would go to humiliate someone and prove that he was the best, here's one small step down that path. DC Murderverse fucked around with this message at 02:52 on Apr 16, 2021 |
# ¿ Apr 16, 2021 02:37 |
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I highly encourage reading the whole thread to get the full story
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# ¿ Apr 16, 2021 03:47 |
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Here’s the OP to that thread:Oceanlife posted:Welcome to the Michael Jordan Steroid Discussion Thread the stories in this thread are mostly not real, including all of C. Everett Koop’s. They’re really well done and all of the background about Michael Jordan being an rear end in a top hat degenerate gambler who constantly yelled at his teammates are all true, which helps sell the stories, because they’re all very believable. I mean, the man attempted to rehabilitate the Hitler-stache, he obviously has a massive ego. Except for “Shoot it, you loving midget.” Even if it didn’t happen, that story is 1000% true.
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# ¿ Apr 17, 2021 02:31 |
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I think Robert Evans might be the only person I’ve ever heard in any media talk about kratom. Which is probably good because if dumb people paid any real attention to it I’m sure it would be precursor to regulating it or banning it. Which would not be good.
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# ¿ Apr 20, 2021 07:06 |
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It’s insane to me that people take that poo poo as a tea or Kleenex bomb, it tastes awful. I bought a $15 capsule machine that I have not had to replace once and it’s the best $15 I ever spent
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# ¿ Apr 20, 2021 07:45 |
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Bust Rodd posted:I’ve never been able to figure out why I would take Kratom instead of like 6 other drugs, many of which are also naturally occurring flora. Happy it makes people happy, I did it like 3-4 times and was like “whoa ok hippies like this? Yikes!” but I get why it might appeal to certain peeps. I’ll give you the cliffs notes version of my story but I was on the precipice of actively seeking out harder things but I was (and remain) a big wuss who doesn’t know where to get illegal things, and kratom was the thing I could order with a credit card over the internet without having to get involved with cryptocurrency (this was like 2013 when truly the only thing Bitcoin was good for was drugs, money laundering and magic cards). Then I started taking it and realized that it regulated my mood and stopped me from looking for anything harder. It’s a combination of ease, relative legality and how it affects me. Ironically, if I had sucked it up and tried to buy opiates online there’s a 20% chance I’d be rich from crypto and a 20% chance that I’d be dead from the opiates. I think I made the right call. Edit: also I started listening to My Momma Told Me after Langston Kerman was on and it’s a good listen if you’re interested in conspiracy theories. It doesn’t always stay perfectly on topic but it’s always good conversation and some of these theories I’ve never heard before! DC Murderverse fucked around with this message at 08:23 on Apr 20, 2021 |
# ¿ Apr 20, 2021 08:20 |
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Chairman Capone posted:Yeah, I've never listened to Chapo or Cum Town or any of those and Blowback was still great. I mean, it's a straightforward limited-series history of the Iraq War. I guess one of the hosts of Blowback is on Chapo as far as I know but I promise, you can even be uncertain of that, as I am, and still enjoy Blowback. Looking forward to their new season on the Cuban Missile Crisis, too. I’m curious how this is gonna stack up to the new season of Slow Burn, which is also about the Iraq War.
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2021 04:16 |
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rotinaj posted:Seriously how many gallons of yogurt did that dude go through, they must have had cows on premises making milk constantly Absolutely not, if you let people watch how cows are killed they might start to get ideas and we can’t have that
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2021 01:32 |
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rotinaj posted:Do... Lol autocorrect did me no favors there. I meant “milked”, not “killed”.
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2021 01:46 |
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 05:10 |
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Robert has been using “pilled” both ironically and unironically for a minute
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# ¿ Nov 18, 2021 23:48 |