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*walks out into Denny's parking lot* No babe stop! Lemme handle this! gently caress you bro! (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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*gets dick sucked behind dumpster*
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Nov 17, 2019 19:27
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Oh, you wanna go? Let’s go pal, I’m gonna gently caress you up good. Someone hold me back so I don’t kill this fool.
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Nov 17, 2019 19:29
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Babe! Babe noo! Babe!? What are you doing babe !? *cries*
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Nov 17, 2019 19:29
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*clenches fist, thrusts out chest, shoulders back*
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Nov 17, 2019 19:30
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The Management posted:Oh, you wanna go? Let’s go pal, I’m gonna gently caress you up good. Someone hold me back so I don’t kill this fool. You're lucky my babes here! I can't let her see me when I go full hog on you bro! I don't fight not because I'd lose. I don't fight because I don't know how to stop. I'm crazy man.
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Nov 17, 2019 19:31
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*hands crying toddler to complete stranger and bum rushes you*
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Nov 17, 2019 19:34
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*telegraph assault on bro so friends can hold me back*
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Nov 17, 2019 19:36
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Sounds like you’re afraid to fight me, pussy. Good because I don’t want to humiliate you in front of your girl. Also I’m on probation right now so I can’t get arrested, which is what would happen when I beat your rear end. Otherwise I’d be raining blows on you right now
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Nov 17, 2019 19:36
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You're lucky my grandslam just came to my table. Man, if it didn't!?oh man!
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Nov 17, 2019 19:38
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Bro, you don’t even know what would happen to you if my mom wasn’t here. I would totally destroy you, but my mom says she don’t want to see me fighting no more after that last guy I almost killed
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Nov 17, 2019 19:42
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Ah, I see you've played Knifey-Spoony before
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Nov 17, 2019 19:46
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Put up yer dukes and fight
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Nov 17, 2019 19:46
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If I can kick my stepdads rear end I can kick yours! *cries* gently caress you Rick!
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Nov 17, 2019 19:56
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*takes off belt* TIME TO MEET THE BELT
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Nov 17, 2019 20:02
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You stole my bong, give it back or else...
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Nov 17, 2019 20:04
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EorayMel posted:You stole my bong, give it back or else... What cha gonna do about it? Dork. *laughs in Ralph Lauren*
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Nov 17, 2019 20:07
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worldstar! WORLDSTAR!
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*comes at you on a single rollerskate in the crane kick position with a big knife between teeth and nunchucks whirling in both hands, shirtless, with a huge tattoo of the grim reaper on chest*
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Nov 17, 2019 20:08
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maclunkey.
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Nov 17, 2019 20:12
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Ohmyggaaaaaawwwwd ohmigawwwwd stop guys stoooooop omygd
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Nov 17, 2019 20:14
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Cat Army
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*I open a can of Coke but the word 'Coke' has been crossed out and 'Whoop-rear end' written on top of it. I regret doing that stuff with a ball-point pen, there's no way you can see it. What you see, basically, is me opening a can of Coke* "poo poo. Uh, come and take the Pepsi challenge, bitch!!" *that didn't make a lick of sense you doofus*
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Nov 17, 2019 20:21
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You mess with the best You die like the rest /slowly unsheathes BUDK katana
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Nov 17, 2019 20:27
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Denny's parking lot lol I threw a beer bottle to the asphalt at my feet as hard as I could in a drunken rage at a sorta boyfriend once. The explosion of glass that hit even the big windows made me realize: "Oh I'm kinda hosed up"  He got us outa there before cops came Yay 
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Nov 17, 2019 20:31
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I’m legally required to warn you that my arms are registered as lethal weapons
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Nov 17, 2019 20:36
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Pushup contest now! *Does one pushup* *Jumps up and kicks them in the head*
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Nov 17, 2019 20:37
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Nov 17, 2019 20:37
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*chugs the last half of a steel reserve tallboy* "WHAT WE DO IN THIS LIFE" *takes off shirt* "...ECHOES IN ETERNITYYYYY"
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Nov 17, 2019 20:39
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I'm sorry you got your rear end kicked at a Denny's, OP.
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Nov 17, 2019 20:52
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Waltzing Along posted:I'm sorry you got your rear end kicked at a Denny's, OP. Can't be sorry for the stories I get to tell my broskies about it. *punches u*
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Nov 17, 2019 20:58
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Hey, would you like to meet me outside?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MqpVEbPlNI&t=202s
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Nov 17, 2019 22:44
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Empty Sandwich posted:Hey, would you like to meet me outside? Let's GET IT ON
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Nov 18, 2019 00:09
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*rolls eyes and smashes you over the head with a beer pitcher without get out of chair* Fuckin' Bako
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Nov 18, 2019 00:50
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You lookin to get your dick sucked bro? Yeah that's what I thought, big tough guy. We'll see how tough you are with your dick in my mouth.
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 http://smbc-comics.com/comic/2006-06-16
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Nov 18, 2019 01:29
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came to post this hell yeah
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Nov 18, 2019 03:19
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everyone knows the real fights are at Waffle House anyway
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Nov 18, 2019 06:06
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dudeness posted:Ohmyggaaaaaawwwwd
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Looks like Jose really kicked my rear end back there. Good one bro.
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