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FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011







Romance novel titles are insanely bad. Please help me make some better ones for our good friends at the Harlequin corporation.

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Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
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Taco Defender

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
So the castle is not only sentient but also mobile, and it needs a chance to go home for a second time, or it has been moved from its home, wherever the gently caress that is, and has a second chance to go back, which implies that the castle is not its own home, but has a domicile elsewhere, perhaps in a community of other sentient mobile castles that maybe live in another, even larger building?

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo

A whole new definition of the term "getting eaten out"

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Zippy the Bummer posted:

So the castle is not only sentient but also mobile, and it needs a chance to go home for a second time, or it has been moved from its home, wherever the gently caress that is, and has a second chance to go back, which implies that the castle is not its own home, but has a domicile elsewhere, perhaps in a community of other sentient mobile castles that maybe live in another, even larger building?
Weird poo poo goes down in Frankensteinsylvania

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES

what font did you use for this

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax

Cough Drop The Beat fucked around with this message at 04:55 on Nov 18, 2019

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003

Zippy the Bummer posted:

what font did you use for this

I think it was Bookman Old Style

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011





FactsAreUseless fucked around with this message at 03:44 on Nov 18, 2019

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo

alternatively: JFK Contemplates Tits While Martin Sheen Dies Nearby

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

FactsAreUseless posted:







Romance novel titles are insanely bad. Please help me make some better ones for our good friends at the Harlequin corporation.

They're really bad because of SEO and, before that, keywords that would make people in the grocery store give a little excited gasp.



but so far this is my favorite and I giggled.

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

this one isn't photoshopped

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

No Chuck Tingles allowed

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011



Check for fingerprints.

The Klowner
Apr 20, 2019

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I'm glad I clicked on this thread. Everyone gets a big fat :five:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
Maybe a little highbrow for this thread, but I'll share

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax

:wow:

Xaintrailles
Aug 14, 2015

:hellyeah::histdowns:

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011



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FactsAreUseless fucked around with this message at 23:23 on Nov 18, 2019

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

General Dog posted:

Maybe a little highbrow for this thread, but I'll share



:hmmyes:

Manifisto
Sep 18, 2013


Pillbug

Heather Papps
Nov 1, 2007

hello friend


PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

death sext
Nov 4, 2011


naem
May 29, 2011








I didn’t make a single one of these, thanks google image search

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Heather Papps
Nov 1, 2007

hello friend


naem posted:

I didn’t make a single one of these, thanks google image search

dang i really liked the doritos one

death sext
Nov 4, 2011


as a woman these books fulfill my fantasy of pooping hammers with a rugged man

if handsome cowboys and navy seals protecting babies are the stories for you, check out Harlequin's Love Inspired Suspense, now at your local library









:whitewater:

death sext fucked around with this message at 01:42 on Nov 19, 2019

Slush Garbo
Nov 20, 2007

FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK


I thought debutante spitroast was good, then this made me laugh way too loud on the bus

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003



Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

I'm laughing like an idiot here.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Toughy
Nov 29, 2004

KAVODEL! KAVODEL!

You all are excellent people and I'm so happy you're making these.

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FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Toughy posted:

You all are excellent people and I'm so happy you're making these.
I'm super happy with how the thread has gone, I was worried it was too specific to my interests.

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FactsAreUseless fucked around with this message at 03:48 on Nov 19, 2019

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