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Zippy the Bummer posted:I don't know, the only reason I remember it even existed is because even as a little kid I thought it was dumb as hell Oh goddammit, I'LL do the work then. Tim motherfucking Curry as the bad guy, drat! Also Brad Garrett, Ian Ziering, Jim Belushi...weird.
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Just like, cats purring and random people doing stuff in the park in the spring and summer on analog film and mono sound. No known actors. No actors period. Cut up clips of man on the street interviews without hearing the questions.
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Beer_Suitcase posted:Pulp Fiction but everyone is a Muppet except for Harvey Kitel. https://youtu.be/mSvJwUFI_es
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The Clowner posted:Yeah good luck adapting book of the new sun and having it not suck major rear end Of course it would be a mess but I would watch it and also that's why I suggested Wizard Knight which I stand by saying could work really well in the right hands.
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The Hobbit, but with a competent director and a studio that isn't run by leeches. Edit: gently caress didn't even read the second post on this thread before I had my rant.
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bitterandtwisted posted:It's not terrible or anything. Give it a look if it shows up on netflix, but don't expect to be wowed by it. It's quite delightful, my favorite of the discworld adaptations. I would like more discworld adoptions, but with the focus on the characters, not huge cgi budget realistic turtles. No more ruining Philip k dick novels though, poo poo is not meant for film and fails horribly.
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Literally A Person posted:*me pitching my script to the MOVIE EXECUTIVES* Yeah, but how do you express that you used chicken stock as the liquid to make your hambone stock?
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Giant_Pupils posted:Have you seen this? Some dude spent god knows how long explaining the plot of Bloodborne. I read it years ago, and I can tell you that after reading it, the game makes even less sense
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Telebite posted:Blood Meridian Stavros Halkias as The Judge
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FoolyCharged posted:Film makers should look at our photoshop threads and realize that true love is putting goat man in everything they make. A biopic about the goat man himself, spending years of hard work overcoming all obstacles to stretch his anus wider than had ever before been thought possible. A fine role model and a hero for our times.
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Lies of Locke Lamora, Scott Lynch This book is full of spiders David Wong Titanicus
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I want to see The Gates of Fire by Stephen Pressfield made into a movie. 300 is garbage and Pressfield even wrote the screenplay but it never got made.  So now all we got in modern movies about Sparta is a fat dude with sword arms and other assorted mutants slamming against bare chested Greeks and the whole thing is just dreadfully slow and I hate it. I also think the same author's Tides of War would make a great movie or two because Alcibiades had one hell of an insane life/career and it's awesome. Honky Dong Country fucked around with this message at 23:57 on Nov 23, 2019 |
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Nov 23, 2019 23:52
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Diary by Chuck Palhnuik, but with the pacing balanced better. Wanted by Mark Millar, but actually about the comics instead of whatever the gently caress that other movie was. An animated series of The Coldfire Trilogy by C.S. Friedman A competent conclusion to Robotech. Also, what FAU said.
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There was also discussion in the MechWarrior thread about a BattleTech series, and I think that if you could get away from some of the dumber and more obscure lore it could be pretty cool. Basically make it 5-10 seasons starting with the back end of the succession wars and ending after the clan invasion.
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Lil Peeler posted:There was also discussion in the MechWarrior thread about a BattleTech series, and I think that if you could get away from some of the dumber and more obscure lore it could be pretty cool. Before the clan invasion.
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The Last Unicorn but set in the modern era Andy Serkis plays the magician, Gary Oldman plays the king, Jeff Bridges reprises his role Charlize Theron plays the human version of the unicorn
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A pokemon horror/slasher/gore flick where the little monsters turn on their masters and slaughter them in creative and gory ways.
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1st_Panzer_Div. posted:It's quite delightful, my favorite of the discworld adaptations. BBC Radio did two really great audio dramas of Guards! Guards! and Night Watch. They're really hard to find, or at least they were the last time I tried to find them.
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Voltron The Stanless Steel Rat Xanth (Heavily edited) Thundarr the Barbarian Silverthorn Batman Gord the rogue
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When they gonna make the tomb raider where you actually get to see her tiddie like with that cool cheat code???
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World Trade Centre 2: Windows on the World. Survivors ends up at Windows on the World restaurant and we watch the whole thing play out to the end from some new perspectives.. We know how it ends. They dont, not at first anyway. As realisation sets in, human nature does its thing in a bunch of riveting ways. Cut intermittently to households around the world to watch victims of American imperialism take in the events. Cut to pyros jacking off once in a lifetime like. Cut to Bin Laden getting the confirmation and hi5ing the gently caress out of his buddies. Turns out Dick Cheney keeled over after some quick maths came up with 8 figures.
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tardwrangler posted:World Trade Centre 2 $hillary Clinton already did 9/11 #2 she killed a mod
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BattleTech but I can't imagine it could fit into the hollywood blockbuster mold and still turn out any good
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Spider-Man, but mostly the old cartoon
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All the onboard diagnostic sequences from all digital equipment, maybe 2 - 3 layers simultaneously. Full theater sound blasting the beeps and tones. 3d goggles for the color bars.
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Wifi Toilet posted:Probably Battletech but like a cool one with the transforming Robotech mechs. Actually, just make a live action Robotech without the anime garbage. Definitely Robotech without the 'defeat the enemy with the power of jpop' parts and directed by the people that did the Battlestar Galactica reboot, only they don't get paid a dime if they gently caress up the whole series in the last 4 episodes like they did with BSG.
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Funny thing is just like BSG most anime featuring cool space battles against an alien/robot antagonist inevitably turns into 'wait, what?' 
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Lister posted:BattleTech but I can't imagine it could fit into the hollywood blockbuster mold and still turn out any good I think BattleTech would work fine, but I also think the clans are interesting enough to keep in whatever the series becomes.
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I want the The Stars My Destination movie that's been brewing forever to get made just so I can get over crappy it'll be. I also wouldn't mind a movie based on Ian Mortimer's The Perfect King (a biography of Edward III), complete with and maybe mostly about the theory that Edward II had his death faked or had that scenario forced on him without Eddie Jr knowing about it.
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A Hellboy movie that's like the comic, where he's not AWESOME MCPUNCHALOT, but an actual paranormal detective who stubbornly refuses to get dragged in to eschatological stuff, but can't avoid it. He turns up to a cabin in Scotland and they're like "oh you must be the detective, thank goodness you're here, my baby is being weird" and not "YOU LOOK DIFFERENT AND THIS IS AN ALLEGORY FOR RACISM!!!!"
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The book Firestarter by Stephen King.
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Carrion, same way as the game. It follows the creatures perspective throughout.
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I just want another movie with a Basil Poledouris score.
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!Klams posted:A Hellboy movie that's like the comic, where he's not AWESOME MCPUNCHALOT, but an actual paranormal detective who stubbornly refuses to get dragged in to eschatological stuff, but can't avoid it. He turns up to a cabin in Scotland and they're like "oh you must be the detective, thank goodness you're here, my baby is being weird" and not "YOU LOOK DIFFERENT AND THIS IS AN ALLEGORY FOR RACISM!!!!" this please
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Sparrownyx posted:The book Firestarter by Stephen King. They already made this movie starring Drew Barrymore as the firestarter and George C. Scott as the deranged native american who hunts her down.
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Lister posted:BattleTech but I can't imagine it could fit into the hollywood blockbuster mold and still turn out any good The story of a plucky underdog pilot/team during the Solaris games.
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Former DILF posted:Stavros Halkias as The Judge Richard Brake as Toadvine.
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