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Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



South Dakota has a problem. Everyone is on meth. Everyone. So they have spent tax payer money to make these fantastic new PSAs about how they're all on meth:



Who else is on meth? Let's find out, together. This one was just obvious, we all already knew.



Here is a template for you all to use.

https://www.dropbox.com/s/nmbo754b2yr24rp/Meth%20Template.psd?dl=0

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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Those people don’t look like they are having very much fun, I thought meth was supposed to make you happy. :thunk:

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

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BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

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BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

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BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
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Khorne
May 1, 2002
I should split this into two images because it's two different jokes, but I'm lazy op.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
Hungry for apples

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

Just saw the template so

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo
I spent six years in South Dakota and somehow DID NOT wind up on meth.

Mr. Bones
Jan 2, 2011

ain't no law says a skeleton can't play the blues

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
FREE METH CHECK



Hate to tell you, Jim. You got the meth.

*Jim dies*

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011



I have no idea who this is, I just found it on an imgur random search

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?
Personally I was really disappointed by meth, I always thought it was cocaine for poor people, like, I dunno, off brand laundry detergent, but it's like all the stuff I hated about cocaine and none of the good things I liked about cocaine.

I guess my point is I don't recommend meth, but I only snorted it, maybe it is just tons better if you shoot it.

Brute Hole Force
Dec 25, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
They should considering licensing the song "Semi-Charmed Life" for it, it'd be an appropriate use of it for once.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Tony Snark posted:

They should considering licensing the song "Semi-Charmed Life" for it, it'd be an appropriate use of it for once.
Hmmm... I think I want something else.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




:tinfoil:

Captain Hygiene fucked around with this message at 04:30 on Nov 19, 2019

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Evryone has such clear clean complexion. Immersion ruined

Nice Guy Patron
Jun 29, 2015
A good complexion + all my teeth? This meth stuff doesn't sound all that bad.

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHTcjZzSlAM

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Double post???

beer gas canister
Oct 30, 2007

shmups are da best come play some shmups they're cheap and good and you like them
Plaster Town Cop
I know a dude that's been doing meth daily, in small doses, for months, and you'd never know by looking at him. It was most obvious once he started smashing glasses against his kitchen walls, but that could've been the booze :shrug:

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.
What font is that?

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWl-HSnwLWs

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


MeatRocket8
Aug 3, 2011

If you ever see a skinny 60 year old lady dressing and acting like shes 20, shes a tweeker.

MeatRocket8
Aug 3, 2011

Three Olives posted:

Personally I was really disappointed by meth, I always thought it was cocaine for poor people, like, I dunno, off brand laundry detergent, but it's like all the stuff I hated about cocaine and none of the good things I liked about cocaine.

I guess my point is I don't recommend meth, but I only snorted it, maybe it is just tons better if you shoot it.

You get what you pay for. It also applies to drugs.

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
Can we change the rating system? I can't make my 5 into a 10 and that's what you folks deserve.

Brute Hole Force
Dec 25, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

ChocNitty posted:

If you ever see a skinny 60 year old lady dressing and acting like shes 20, shes a tweeker.

And her ID says 30.

Martman
Nov 20, 2006

Five golden meth babies for you goon sires

Martman fucked around with this message at 21:37 on Nov 19, 2019

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

Tony Snark posted:

And her ID says 30.

and her teeth say 100

LunarBinary
May 23, 2018
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrbXs34X_ns

klafbang
Nov 18, 2009
Clapping Larry

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

I’d like to do a little meth maybe just for six months or so as part of a weight loss program

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

bird with big dick posted:

I’d like to do a little meth maybe just for six months or so as part of a weight loss program
Just take sleeping pills. When you wake up take more sleeping pills without eating. Repeat until you are skinny. Sleep your weight off.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

It seems like that method could result in muscle loss.

Also if I remember the anti drug commercials from my youth meth users are really into cleaning and my house is always a mess.

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great big cardboard tube
Sep 3, 2003


Meth is one of the drugs I've never touched because of the consequences but honestly it sounds like it could be pretty fun to be on for a bit.

You know, recreationally, on weekends.

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