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DrowningInDreams posted:The valuable lessons about how dragon racism is bad. Does that mean she can never feel meaningful physical contact
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How big are her boobs? This is vital
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Does that mean she can never feel meaningful physical contact Yeah I guess she's that character again. She also has to sleep on a dirt cave floor because she'd set any straw or other bedding on fire. Applewhite posted:How big are her boobs? This is vital Unspecified (it's a children's book)
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Are the dragons who are catching fire from different elemental groups or is she burning up dragons that should be fireproof?
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DrowningInDreams posted:Yeah I guess she's that character again. She also has to sleep on a dirt cave floor because she'd set any straw or other bedding on fire. When I was a kid, boobs were a normal part of children’s media. Also recently in the Pixar film Brave when the bear cubs motorboated the busty maid. Parents shouldn’t be afraid of boobs.
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Applewhite posted:Are the dragons who are catching fire from different elemental groups or is she burning up dragons that should be fireproof? I don't think the dragons are supposed to be fireproof but it is normal dragons. She has a dragon birth defect.
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Dec 20, 2019 16:31
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DrowningInDreams posted:I don't think the dragons are supposed to be fireproof but it is normal dragons. She has a dragon birth defect. Did she set fire to her own mother when she was born or what?
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Dec 21, 2019 20:41
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When she “sets fire” to the dragons she touches, is it like, just burning where she makes contact or does one touch from her cause the entire dragon to burst into flames?
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Dec 21, 2019 20:42
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Or is it like she alights a passionate fire in the other dragon? Is this metaphorical fire? If so I want my money back. 
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Dec 21, 2019 20:46
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i'm looking for some sensible dragon centrism. some tax credits for small businesses, continuing education programs, maybe a little tort reform. nothing too crazy
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Dec 21, 2019 20:52
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Applewhite posted:Did she set fire to her own mother when she was born or what? No. I guess eggshell must be flame retardant or something Applewhite posted:When she “sets fire” to the dragons she touches, is it like, just burning where she makes contact or does one touch from her cause the entire dragon to burst into flames? The former Fallen Hamprince posted:i'm looking for some sensible dragon centrism. some tax credits for small businesses, continuing education programs, maybe a little tort reform. nothing too crazy Betting that this will seem as weird and retro in the future as ancient roman arguments over grain reform
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Dec 21, 2019 21:44
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vegan dragons that eat people-shaped tofu
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DrowningInDreams posted:Betting that this will seem as weird and retro in the future as ancient roman arguments over grain reform The way things are going most future political arguments will revolve around how to most fairly and equitably distribute society’s wealth in the form of human skulls
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Fallen Hamprince posted:The way things are going most future political arguments will revolve around how to most fairly and equitably distribute society’s wealth in the form of human skulls Sometimes I think nobody made it and we're all just being simulated by alien archaeologists based on the digital footprint we left behind.
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Golden Treasure: The Great Green is on sale for $10 on steam right now. It also seems to run on linux via Proton based on my own limited testing.
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Dec 23, 2019 21:05
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Finished Wings of Fire: The Dragonet Prophecy. It was fun but not good.
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That’s disappointing to hear.
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Colonel Cancer posted:Anprim obviously. Okay, I didn't know what this was or that this existed as a... political subculture... something??? We're all dead and this is hell, right? That's why God has abandoned us?
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Time_pants posted:Okay, I didn't know what this was or that this existed as a... political subculture... something??? Lucifer is God
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I made a twitter thread of all my video game drawings/storyboards. https://twitter.com/Alephwyr/status/1219393947107131392
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DrowningInDreams posted:I made a twitter thread of all my video game drawings/storyboards. You should post them here so I don't have to go there to get my dragon on.
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Literally A Person posted:You should post them here so I don't have to go there to get my dragon on. Ok, what is a good free image hosting service? They seem to have all ceased to exist spontaneously.
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DrowningInDreams posted:Ok, what is a good free image hosting service? They seem to have all ceased to exist spontaneously. I use imgur. It kind of sucks but it works for now.
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Literally A Person posted:I use imgur. It kind of sucks but it works for now. Ok, here they are The beginning of Game 1, Liber Desperatio. "Pilot" (the player character) nukes a small village to test that the weapons systems of their ship are operational, on order of Supreme Commander Douglas Aiden. Elsewhere, ham radio operators discuss doomsday preparations.  The dragon Peter and his token Johnathon Programmer enter a village after the first flying/fighting segment of the "great contest". They are welcomed with the phrase "ours is a humble village, but a peaceful one" while executions occur in the background.  The dragon Peter and his daughter Scarlet participate in the first argument portion the "great contest" as they stand on magick pentacles. Somehow the conversation has turned to esoteric matters, and Peter is arguing in favor of Chaos Magick, while Scarlet argues for Hyperstition  Not actually part of the game. Another argument between Peter and Scarlet in which Scarlet conjures a basket of life-giving mushrooms by uttering the Konami code, as an attempted proof of her magical theories.  Peter invited to a formal dinner by Nicholas J Garbageman. Unfortunately, it turns out that the main course is human baby, as, due to an artistic "remix" of the concepts of Jubilee and the biblical firstborn sacrifice, Garbageman has accepted babies in return for debt forgiveness. Garbageman flees, and then a drunken dragon accidentally crashes into the building he fled into, destroying it.  First alternate "bad" ending: If Scarlet wins. Amid business discussion, an activist confronts Scarlet about the dangers of her products. He is chastised for unwokeness and implicitly threatened by, effectively, the company wokeness coordinator. Meanwhile, things cost too much.  Ranmaa's bad ending: Sociopaths Ranmaa and Feng are known in the future as people's heroes. A social credit system compels a man to narc on his environmental activist girlfriend, who is then choked to death in jail with a towel. He enjoys a cigar and promotion but is dead inside.  Emett's bad ending: Emett succeeds in his anti-natalist effort to kill all humans, but remains despondent and lies under a building until former drunk Topaz comes to get him. They visit the graves of Emett's former tokens. Emett realizes that mass murder didn't undo any suffering. Emett thus goes insane, flails around, tries to kill himself, fails, and winds up falling to the ground near Topaz again. Topaz tries to empathize with him but is not tremendously successful. After a long pause, Emett laughs.  During a very long psychotic dream, the ninja librarian Freddy Marus encounters Baphomet in a library. Baphomet tells him the library contains all knowledge, but the books hold only tautologies. He tells him not to read a certain book, but he does: It is akin to a google docs document being edited by millions of racist 4chan users or gamers. He dissolves into ink while screaming.  In the Feng sidestory DLC for the second game, Ranmaa asks an angry Buddhist monk to take him to the man who carved "an entire bag of dicks" in Mandarin in response to a Buddhist riddle contest. Thinking he intends to punish the man, the monk takes him to Feng, the guilty party. Feng is playing Mahjong for money with the Chinese equivalent of a redneck who he deals drugs to, egging him on to make a bad decision. He gives him drugs anyway to keep him hooked. The Buddhist monk arrives and begins lecturing Feng, who was formerly a monk but was expelled. As the monk is lecturing Feng, Ranmaa bites him in half, killing him. 
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DrowningInDreams posted:Ok, here they are uh...dang. I was expecting something okay but this was like near mind blowing. Tour de force.
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Literally A Person posted:uh...dang. Thank you
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Bump for more praise for my praiseworthy work with dragons in it
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You know that part in the kabuki play where a guy yells iyoooo real loud I'm doing that but I'm saying "kyoon"
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Lawrence Gilchrist posted:You know that part in the kabuki play where a guy yells iyoooo real loud I'm doing that but I'm saying "kyoon" I think that is mean but I can't tell from context
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Dragons + Dragons know about equality since sjws and gamers taste all the same to them and are going to eat all humans.
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What 'bout dos wyrms tho?
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DrowningInDreams posted:Finished Wings of Fire: The Dragonet Prophecy. It was fun but not good. Been a while, but I agree. Read it to see if it was a good book to recommend to kids. Don't think it is. Harry Potter is too famous, so most kids already either read it, or decided it's lame. Guess I'll stick to the Neil Gaiman one that starts with a murderer knifing (almost) an entire family and then is all about a graveyard. Wait, poo poo, no, we're here for dragons, not kid books. Uh, A Natural History of Dragons is pretty alright, but that's a "dragons as weird animals" series. If you want "dragons as people", I guess that's E. E. Knight's Age of Fire books. Pretty much all the not-dragons in them are bad, and, if I remember right, there's a bit where the dragons decide that the best way to fight human dragon-riders on enslaved dragons is to start enslaving humans and forcing them to be dragon-riders. You know, the human's still the one riding, but the dragon is in charge. The humans can't get off unless the dragon lets them and the dragons can just eat the humans if they misbehave.
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:If you want "dragons as people", I guess that's E. E. Knight's Age of Fire books. Pretty much all the not-dragons in them are bad, and, if I remember right, there's a bit where the dragons decide that the best way to fight human dragon-riders on enslaved dragons is to start enslaving humans and forcing them to be dragon-riders. You know, the human's still the one riding, but the dragon is in charge. The humans can't get off unless the dragon lets them and the dragons can just eat the humans if they misbehave. That sounds like a good system.
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Nice dragons and cool images
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Good long post earlier OP I enjoyed reading it
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Nice dragons and cool images Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Good long post earlier OP I enjoyed reading it What was your favorite image?
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You know what, i think society as a whole would benefit from realistic dragon cock dildos. Can they make that happen? Oh and proper socialism, that would be dope
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DrowningInDreams posted:What was your favorite image? I liked the magic pentacles debate OP
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