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* phones wife in a drunken stupor* "yeah? well Mr Burlington you can stick your job up your rear end"
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Nov 19, 2019 22:07
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Bartender, please put the alcohol on separate tickets, and keep it under $25 per ticket, otherwise I have to have itemized receipts. 
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Nov 19, 2019 23:27
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Hell yeah lets do some loving business. Thats why Im here, whos ready to get poo poo done?
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Chinatown posted:hello seat 12C, we meet again. lol. true.
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Nov 20, 2019 00:48
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dk2m posted:*forced to eat dinner with everyone you just spent all day locked in a room with, talk about work for another 3 hours, the one guy that hates his wife corrals everyone into a bar and shits on her for the next hour, talk about work some more, stumble back to the hotel at 1:30 and do it again for the next 3 days* Ive given up on going to these and get docked on my reviews for it. *everyone still asks to work with Burt on projects* E theres some real poo poo being thrown down itt. Good thread op.
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Nov 20, 2019 01:35
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im gonna go to the bathroom *disappears*
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Nov 20, 2019 02:30
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Work is over for the day. Time to order an expensive yet extremely lonely dinner.
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Nov 20, 2019 02:35
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I wonder if this hotel has a gym. Yep it does. Time to work out! *5 mins later* "I would destroy my career in a second just to spend the rest of my evening at home with my family and friends."
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Nov 20, 2019 02:36
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I swear to god I don't care if it's on the company card if I have to eat one more meal in a restaurant I'm going to loving kill myself. Where the gently caress is this lovely towns grocery store? I'm going to buy sandwich ingredients and a veggie platter so I can make dinner in my hotel room and finally take a decent poo poo tomorrow morning.
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Nov 20, 2019 02:40
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I spent 90 days in a hotel room about 1 year ago for a business trip. I had to get a haircut while I was there. It sucked. It was a suite though. And they all knew me. Flew my fam out bc they need to see dc too!
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Nov 20, 2019 02:47
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EvilJoven posted:I wonder if this hotel has a gym. theres an elderly man in slacks and a dress shirt doing 1.5 miles an hour on the only treadmill while watching fox news
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Nov 20, 2019 03:17
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Time to cheat on my spouse!
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Nov 20, 2019 05:01
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*Immediately bags everything he won't get charged for from the hotel room* "Hey buddy, can you punch those beers in as literally anything that isn't alcohol?"
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Nov 20, 2019 06:21
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Sorry I'm late for my presentation, I had two separate cases of alcohol poisoning first on the plane and then in the taxi. Do you have a HDMI-mini cable or adapter for the projector?
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Nov 20, 2019 15:27
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Will my poop fall into the ocean?
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Nov 20, 2019 15:30
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*installs grindr*
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Nov 20, 2019 15:35
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Is it a bad idea to take the company car covered in company logos to the strip club? lol who cares helllllooooooooo ladies
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Nov 20, 2019 15:35
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*phone vibrates with text from wife asking if we're ok to visit her sister at the weekend* *puts down phone and slides penis back into the bellboy's mouth*
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Nov 20, 2019 15:37
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*stares at the hip flask for a good thirty seconds before slipping it into pocket and heading to seminar*
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Nov 20, 2019 15:38
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Thanks so much for asking but I'm not really the bar-going type. How's the LARP scene here?
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Nov 20, 2019 15:43
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Outrail posted:*stares at the hip flask for a good thirty seconds before slipping it into pocket and heading to seminar* gently caress. *buys beer at the train station because I've got a three hour ride ahead of me and if they didn't want me to start drinking at 9am they wouldn't sell alcohol this early*
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a peck of pickled peckers posted:gently caress.  *All day roundtable discussion, lots of very intelligent people asking hard questions and very impressive analysis of several complex issues. Only input is "Hi I'm Outrail and I'm from Something Awful"* Outrail fucked around with this message at 15:49 on Nov 20, 2019 |
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Nov 20, 2019 15:45
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*spends all day in meetings so no regular work gets done* *plans to work in the hotel room in the evening* *gets drunk at the hotel bar instead* *falls asleep watching Conan* *repeat next three days*
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Nov 20, 2019 16:51
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*Barely gets to see exotic city because work seminar is from 8am to 7pm, no dinner, and flight arrives 6am on the first day and leaves at 9pm the second*
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Nov 20, 2019 17:01
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"Yeah guys I'd love to join you for dinner tonight but I've got some stuff I need to catch up on for the office. See you guys tomorrow bright and early!" *orders $40 of barbecue, carefully files receipt for expense reports, and passes out in hotel room at 9:15 pm*
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Nov 20, 2019 17:05
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*Realizes at the end of the cab ride he has no idea if this is a tipping culture or not*
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Nov 20, 2019 17:09
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Is drunk for 100% of the trip. From the time he's dropped at the airport to the time he's picked up.
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Nov 20, 2019 17:23
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Flying international business class, drunk on champagne before the plane even takes off. I love you Cathay pacific stewardess.
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Nov 20, 2019 17:42
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Hell yes I'm only ten flights from achieving United Silver Bullshit Status. This means flight attendants have to pretend to like me a bit more.
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Nov 20, 2019 18:02
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Nov 20, 2019 18:04
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a peck of pickled peckers posted:*tries to "jokingly" suss out which coworkers would be interested in hitting the strip club during lunch*
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Nov 20, 2019 18:09
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a peck of pickled peckers posted:*tries to "jokingly" suss out which coworkers would be interested in hitting the weed vape I brought with me during lunch* *Finds out the only one is the most annoying in the group*
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Nov 20, 2019 18:11
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i have to go to barcelona once or twice a year for my job and let me tell you the food situation was bullshit until they opened up a taco bell
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Nov 20, 2019 18:14
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*Edible with 6:15 continental breakfast*
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Nov 20, 2019 18:22
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*skips the day's conference sessions after lunch to go drinking with coworkers instead
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Nov 20, 2019 18:24
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I only had one job that made me travel. I had gotten married less than 6 months earlier and all I wanted was to hang around with the person I love. I had to spend four days a week in Alexandria, Virginia pining. Only plus side is that my boss reimbursed for booze. Four days of being sad and blind drunk from 3:00pm until bedtime every week for months. Oh yeah, did I mention that I had to spend my entire workday in a literally underground facility with zero natural light and a constant 60db hum. I quit that job hard when I had enough money put away to spend a few weeks looking for other work.
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Nov 20, 2019 18:25
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*gets drunk on beers in the hotel lobby with the account manager and helps her daughter with calculus homework over Skype*
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*goes to vegas instead of san fran* *takes redeye back to san fran 4am next day with 0 sleep and zombies way though conference trying not to vomit* bomb fucked around with this message at 18:51 on Nov 20, 2019 |
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