Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I got a big smelly butt and I fart a lot but when I post on SA I’m just, you know, one of the guys. :dukedoge:

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Clockwork Sputnik
Nov 6, 2004

24 Hour Party Monster
The "how I went to prison, escaped got caught and rescued a kitten" thread,

And this image macro

Only registered members can see post attachments!

Clockwork Sputnik
Nov 6, 2004

24 Hour Party Monster
Oh and I ruined the Frankie the purple dildo thread for everyone by pointing out how two accounts allegedly belonging to different people involved in the saga misspelled "vehicle" the same way.

E: poo poo. Double post, sorry. I'm not good at computer.

Spins
Feb 26, 2016

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Clockwork Sputnik posted:

Oh and I ruined the Frankie the purple dildo thread for everyone by pointing out how two accounts allegedly belonging to different people involved in the saga misspelled "vehicle" the same way.

E: poo poo. Double post, sorry. I'm not good at computer.

Cool detective work tho

pixelbaron
Mar 18, 2009

~ Notice me, Shempai! ~
I made that goldmined Child Pageant Politicians thread that got a Photoshop Phriday because we are all horrible. Quite a few of my images have been in various Phridays over the years so I hope people got a kick out of them I guess.

Was in the Paranormal Images thread when that was going on and helped create Slenderman.

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug
A whole lot of weird redtexts.

Like, if you’re browsing and think to yourself “why does that guy have a tiny red text that says mangosteen chugger?”, it’s because I was bored at work and had my debit card with me. It’s a real problem.

SenatorIvy
Mar 1, 2003

Bush lied, Kentucky Fried.

Pissed Ape Sexist posted:

Such is the legacy of almost every pre-'10 goon. Embrace your legacy and demonstrate sweet growth, goon. You are worthwhile.

I try.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

I'm a white noise poster, occasionally low level troll. I will not leave any mark on the forums.

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

bradzilla posted:

I'm a white noise poster, occasionally low level troll. I will not leave any mark on the forums.

Skidmarks count too, bradzilla ♡

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
the official general thread in rowdy ringsports

Ema Nymton
Apr 26, 2008

the place where I come from
is a small town
Buglord
I submitted an ALOD a couple times, and The Weekend Web. Remember those? ...no? OK. :smith:

Spins
Feb 26, 2016

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

bradzilla posted:

I'm a white noise poster, occasionally low level troll. I will not leave any mark on the forums.

:wrong:
Completely seriously, your dedication to the eternally sexy Jeff Goldblum avatars alone is memorable.

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


Ema Nymton posted:

I submitted an ALOD a couple times, and The Weekend Web. Remember those? ...no? OK. :smith:

I do, they owned.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

I made an accidental honeypot thread and 13 or so furries ended up being banned. I honestly don't give much of a poo poo about furries, I was drunk posting when I made the thread, but if any of them were nazifurs it was totally worth it.

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


A sting of shameful and embarrassing posts.

Also a post of mine got screenshot'd in a documentary about Caro. Not really SA though. I feel like there should be more that I'm forgetting but that's probably about it :shrug:

JonathonSpectre
Jul 23, 2003

I replaced the Shermatar and text with this because I don't wanna see racial slurs every time you post what the fuck

Soiled Meat
The Golden Corral post.

You know the one. I keep getting surprised by it, every time there's a buffet thread anywhere it shows back up.

Mescal
Jul 23, 2005

I don't post here any more, but I recently got a PM from somebody thanking me for the memories about a thread I posted 12 or 13 years ago. That made me think about the passage of time, and I realized I'm both older and dumber.

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:

Banned canpakes

poor guy

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free
some smilies :pcgaming: , some gang tags, some post icons, the frog thread, being a loving idiot

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
Also I bought this I forget who made it
:neet:

Bacontotem
May 27, 2010



I'm a dead overwatch meme.

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Bacontotem posted:

I'm a dead overwatch meme.
you shone bright

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Bacontotem posted:

I'm a dead overwatch meme.

You've accomplished more then most of the other people here

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

JonathonSpectre posted:

The Golden Corral post.

You know the one. I keep getting surprised by it, every time there's a buffet thread anywhere it shows back up.
Nice, that's a good-rear end post

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985



On that day, I knew I was lost.

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:

On that day, I knew I was lost.

:hai:

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

Canpakes had it coming. He could've just wore the hat, that coward. :colbert:

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

i ran some cyoas, bought this stupid emote :clegg: , took some horrible posters off the forums with me and then stopped posting forever aside from this one post explaining what i've done here

Clockwork Sputnik
Nov 6, 2004

24 Hour Party Monster

Honky Dong Country posted:

Canpakes had it coming. He could've just wore the hat, that coward. :colbert:

Wait.. Canpakes isn't fruithat, right?

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves
I made a the hunger games thread make it's 4th exciting comeback thus racking up a few days worth of people being probed.

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

some smilies :pcgaming: , some gang tags, some post icons, the frog thread, being a loving idiot

Where are your contributions to my discord server dammit BCS

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy
In 14 years I have contributed absolutely nothing of value

I bet y'all are jealous

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

JonathonSpectre posted:

The Golden Corral post.

You know the one. I keep getting surprised by it, every time there's a buffet thread anywhere it shows back up.

The description of Trailer Park Romeo and Juliet in there is :perfect:. It absolutely describes a type of person that I see at least once a week.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

JonathonSpectre posted:

The Golden Corral post.

You know the one. I keep getting surprised by it, every time there's a buffet thread anywhere it shows back up.

I always have Golden_Corral.txt on hand.

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH

Fenrir posted:

In 14 years I have contributed absolutely nothing of value

I bet y'all are jealous

rookie

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012


"Fantastic. Well, the guy cooking the steaks told me they are busting open a new box in about 20 minutes, so we should probably lay off that until then. I noticed there was a lot of bacon in the green beans right now so that should probably be one of our first stops. The mac and cheese tonight also looks loving delicious, it's got a nice crust unlike that bullshit last week when it was practically yellow water, so we need to move on that. It looks like they recently changed out the taco stuff, especially the nacho cheese, it looks brand new, so, take that for what it's worth."

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



sweet thursday posted:

"Fantastic. Well, the guy cooking the steaks told me they are busting open a new box in about 20 minutes, so we should probably lay off that until then. I noticed there was a lot of bacon in the green beans right now so that should probably be one of our first stops. The mac and cheese tonight also looks loving delicious, it's got a nice crust unlike that bullshit last week when it was practically yellow water, so we need to move on that. It looks like they recently changed out the taco stuff, especially the nacho cheese, it looks brand new, so, take that for what it's worth."

People laugh at this but I respect a dedicated team of individuals who plan to maximize their 12.99. gently caress corporations eat the rich, you sell me unlimited food for that price I'm taking only the very best and I'm taking more than what I paid you. Rolls? gently caress yeah bring me rolls. Keep 'em comin, the ones I don't eat here are getting wrapped in napkins and smuggled out. Don't worry dude or dudette who's serving me, you're not the enemy, you're going to get a good tip and I'm not gonna do anything to gently caress you over. BUT YOUR BOSS IS GOING TO PAY.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

Fenrir posted:

In 14 years I have contributed absolutely nothing of value

I bet y'all are jealous

:corsair::hf::corsair:

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

sweet thursday posted:

"Fantastic. Well, the guy cooking the steaks told me they are busting open a new box in about 20 minutes, so we should probably lay off that until then. I noticed there was a lot of bacon in the green beans right now so that should probably be one of our first stops. The mac and cheese tonight also looks loving delicious, it's got a nice crust unlike that bullshit last week when it was practically yellow water, so we need to move on that. It looks like they recently changed out the taco stuff, especially the nacho cheese, it looks brand new, so, take that for what it's worth."

My favorite.

Again, this is not fantasy. I've watched this multiple times. I've seen a woman so fat she had to use a walker
to move sit by herself at a 4-person table and completely cover the surface of it with plates of food before
she started eating, and she cleaned every last one of them. It has the same uneasy, somehow alien fascination
of seeing a car wreck, or a really hosed-up porn where the chick is wearing spider prosthetics and hissing all
the loving time. You're like, am I really supposed to be entertained by this? I kind of feel bad, and sort of
weird, but... I mean, just loving look at it. It's brutal, unchained nihilism unfettered from any concept of
moderation or shame or self-preservation and frankly it's kind of fascinating watching someone deliberately say
"gently caress any sort of a comfortable life, WHERE IS THE THOUSAND ISLAND CONTAINER?"

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



The :goatdrugs: emote

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply