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https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/1194840053786087424/vid/1280x720/F24JfKXQla-2zLP8.mp4 This thread is for serious ponderances on baby yoda ONLY. This is NOT a star wars thread. I've never seen star wars, I don't care about star wars, I don't care about star wars lore, and frankly star wars people are all absolute freaks. Some questions I have about baby yoda: why is he a baby? why must the large innocent eyes of a small green weed baby bear witness to violence? Please share your existential thoughts on baby yoda, and other yoda errata. 
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Presumably yoda is a member of some kind of species? Maybe it's yodas fuckup cousin or something
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Nov 20, 2019 03:18
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Tane posted:Presumably yoda is a member of some kind of species? Maybe it's yodas fuckup cousin or something yeah but why is he 50, are 50 year old babies important? does the world need 50 year old babies? perhaps yes?
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Nov 20, 2019 03:18
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i thought yoda was like 800 or something so maybe this species takes 100 years to mature? Maybe its just an excuse to sell toys. Could be both
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Nov 20, 2019 03:20
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Baby Yoda is more cute than all puppies ever, and he killed a space rhino bare handed. We should all strive to be more like Baby Yoda.
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Nov 20, 2019 03:21
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this means yoda is about 18 during the prequel films since he's about 1000 years old lol
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Nov 20, 2019 03:21
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yoda is a puppet
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Nov 20, 2019 03:22
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Imagine taking care of a baby for fifty years just making GBS threads its diapers fifty years just vomiting fifty years just pissing on your hands fifty years wailing uselessly fifty years burping fifty years feeding n sucking tit fifty years just generally being a parasite that contributes nothing fifty years no self awareness or cognizance fifty years.
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Nov 20, 2019 03:22
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Tane posted:Presumably yoda is a member of some kind of species? Yes they are Yodels. From planet Yo.
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Nov 20, 2019 03:22
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yoda isn't alive
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Nov 20, 2019 03:23
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watch your bullshit movies, they will
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Nov 20, 2019 03:24
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it's cute op
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Nov 20, 2019 03:24
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Tom Gorman posted:yoda isn't alive life is what we feel, and if we wish to see life in baby yoda, who isn't to say baby yoda lives? we understand it is a puppet controlled by men. but why?
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Nov 20, 2019 03:24
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Imagine taking care of a baby for fifty years just making GBS threads its diapers fifty years just vomiting fifty years just pissing on your hands fifty years wailing uselessly fifty years burping fifty years feeding n sucking tit fifty years just generally being a parasite that contributes nothing fifty years no self awareness fifty years. Man. When you put it like that I feel really bad for all the poo poo my wife deals with. Lucky for her we never had kids.
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Nov 20, 2019 03:25
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This species probably has astronomically high rates of infanticide.
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Nov 20, 2019 03:25
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I am displeased with this "baby yoda." Who the hell asked for this? Not me. No. I asked for a wise cracking 20's black Yoda.
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Nov 20, 2019 03:25
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:This species probably has astronomically high rates of infanticide. it takes a village
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Nov 20, 2019 03:26
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Imagine taking care of this baby for fourty years just weathering the mind numbing and soul crushing ennui of having to care for an infant fourty years but plugging away, sticking with it and pushing through the tedium and suffering and you walk into its room one day and look at the crib and oops overnight SIDS.
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Nov 20, 2019 03:28
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looking for a "toy yoda" (toyota) joke but not quite getting there
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Nov 20, 2019 03:28
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Imagine taking care of this baby for fourty years just weathering the mind numbing and soul crushing ennui of having to care for an infant fourty years but plugging away, sticking with it and pushing through the tedium and suffering and you walk into its room one day and look at the crib and oops overnight SIDS.
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Nov 20, 2019 03:29
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Imagine taking care of this baby for fourty years just weathering the mind numbing and soul crushing ennui of having to care for an infant fourty years but plugging away, sticking with it and pushing through the tedium and suffering and you walk into its room one day and look at the crib and oops overnight SIDS. maybe that is why he evokes so much love.
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Nov 20, 2019 03:29
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Tane posted:Presumably yoda is a member of some kind of species? Maybe it's yodas fuckup cousin or something yoda is a goblin
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Nov 20, 2019 03:29
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free hubcaps posted:yoda is a goblin
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Nov 20, 2019 03:30
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My fourty year old baby is dead! Only ten more years and he would have been safely out of the SIDS window
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Nov 20, 2019 03:30
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the sheer disparity of a 50 year old baby existing, and the sorrow and suffering it must enspirit by its very nature of being. It's a true testament to patience and love...thanks everyone for helping me understand the 50 year old baby. I don't believe the mask man is real though, I think he is the dream of the baby.
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Nov 20, 2019 03:31
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he never existed in actual life. he was a bald, hairy old puppet baby that was definitely never alive
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Nov 20, 2019 03:32
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hell astro course posted:the sheer disparity of a 50 year old baby existing, and the sorrow and suffering it must enspirit by its very nature of being. It's a true testament to patience and love...thanks everyone for helping me understand the 50 year old baby. I don't believe the mask man is real though, I think he is the dream of the baby. What would it be like to be a baby for fifty years. Does he never developed higher cognitive functioning that whole time? Is he really just an idiot infant for the entirety of it? Does that mean he has to suffer the massive sensory overstimulation of underdeveloped infant neurology? Is he just hallucinating 24/7? When he finally reaches childhood will the majority of his memories just be hazy nonsensical gibbering mental nonsense? How do these babies grow up and not just be insane by the end of it 50 Years a Baby the new Star Wars show on Disney Plus.
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Nov 20, 2019 03:35
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The 50 year old baby is likely the most complex and signifigant addition to the Star Wars universe since it was revealed that Obi-Wan Kenobi had a rat tail.
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Nov 20, 2019 03:37
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:What would it be like to be a baby for fifty years. Does he never developed higher cognitive functioning that whole time? Is he really just an idiot infant for the entirety of it? Does that mean he has to suffer the massive sensory overstimulation of underdeveloped infant neurology? Is he just hallucinating 24/7? When he finally reaches childhood will the majority of his memories just be hazy nonsensical gibbering mental nonsense? at first I thought about the inability to develop, but what if they're supposed to be this way, what if this is the main yoda? what if old yoda is what happens when one of these goes too long?
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Nov 20, 2019 03:38
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Tom Gorman posted:he never existed in actual life. he was a bald, hairy old puppet baby that was definitely never alive ...I repeat over and over again as I rock slowly in the corner of a darkened room.
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Nov 20, 2019 03:38
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Tom Gorman posted:he never existed in actual life. he was a bald, hairy old puppet baby that was definitely never alive Baby Yoda is likely real and if you aren't careful he might be released into your custody and you will be obligated by the state to rear him for fifty years of your life.
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Nov 20, 2019 03:39
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Where the plushies at you bastards???
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Nov 20, 2019 03:40
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Baby Yoda is likely real and if you aren't careful he might be released into your custody and you will be obligated by the state to rear him for fifty years of your life. it could be 100. we don't even know. maybe even more.
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Nov 20, 2019 03:40
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hell astro course posted:at first I thought about the inability to develop, but what if they're supposed to be this way, what if this is the main yoda? what if old yoda is what happens when one of these goes too long? Old Yoda was a lunatic and raving imbecile so this probably more true than we may think.
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Nov 20, 2019 03:41
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The Yoda species only has two states, infant, and extremely old and senile. They are infamous in the galaxy for being the worst species to exist.
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Nov 20, 2019 03:42
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it's zero. zero years.you don't have to feed a jesus
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Nov 20, 2019 03:42
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Old Yoda was a lunatic and raving imbecile so this probably more true than we may think. what does it mean that they won't let us view yoda at his peak. I suppose that the elderly and the babyly share a certain glow near the twilight of their lives...and baby yoda evokes this.
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Nov 20, 2019 03:43
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Tom Gorman posted:it's zero. zero years.you don't have to feed a No The technicians feed it with their animus by manipulating the mouth and eyes. I really need you to focus.
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Nov 20, 2019 03:44
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hell astro course posted:what does it mean that they won't let us view yoda at his peak. I suppose that the elderly and the babyly share a certain glow near the twilight of their lives...and baby yoda evokes this. A baby and an old person both have one thing in common, they are the closest to the unknown void or universe before birth and after death. Their species are a race of insane seers and idiot savants who are put in charge of major institutions in charge of trillions of lives by people making very well thought out decisions
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Nov 20, 2019 03:47
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If the baby is force sensitive does that mean he can use the force to smear his excrement over the entire room and there is nothing you can do to physically stop it
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Nov 20, 2019 03:48
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