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Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008






idk what this is i saw it at goodwill


anyone know why this thing is

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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
:firstpost:

Raunky
Mar 4, 2013

Mondays am I right

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
its a commentary on the evils of capitalism OP

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


Chinatown posted:

its a commentary on the evils of capitalism OP

yeorp

garfield remains relevant

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


stop the fascist brigade

eat lasagna

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
NO PEACE

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
i bet op didnt even buy it

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy
He needs some salve for his wounds

communist kangaroo
Oct 2, 2006

those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well, i have koalas.
it smells like the blood and tears of the working class when you burn it

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

buy the candle OP

Gay Weed Dad
Jul 12, 2016

cool dude, flyin' high
It is a civil war commemorative candle OP - a rich man's war, but a poor man's fight!

cnut
May 3, 2016

He's a slave to lasagna, imo.

Pickwick High
Aug 4, 2019

They call me Nutse
That is the rare Slavebomb Garfield candle which explodes when lit. That isn't a wick OP it's a fuse be careful don't light it inside

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Pickwick High posted:

That is the rare Slavebomb Garfield candle which explodes when lit. That isn't a wick OP it's a fuse be careful don't light it inside

It is in fact a bomb, and filled with dog cum. Be sure to open your mouth wide when you light it.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:





idk what this is i saw it at goodwill


anyone know why this thing is

Goddamn


This really did make me think

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
is the whole thing wax? does the wick also go through garfield ?

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy
hes a slave to the ball and chain, which represents 'the daily grind'

and by burning the candle you can free garfield from literal chains of oppression, and also figurative ones

this is not that complicated op jeez

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost
it's a 'fat cat' leaning on his 'slave'

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost
Did you buy it, can I have it?

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


OP clearly did not buy the candle it's very disappointing

eat lasagna

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

Supreme Allah posted:

it's a 'fat cat' leaning on his 'slave'

Once again, Allah was right.

Ema Nymton
Apr 26, 2008

the place where I come from
is a small town
Buglord
If you burn the candle, Garfield's slavery will slowly melt away, at the cost of crippling his body. Just like trying to reach retirement under capitalism.

Nice Guy Patron
Jun 29, 2015
You better have bought that lighthouse picture OP.

Box of Bunnies
Apr 3, 2012

by Pragmatica
garfield is a slave to his desire to kick odie off the table, op

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
this candle commemorates 20th President James A. Garfield. the "slave" ball represents his difficulties in administrating a divided post-reconstruction america

skooma512
Feb 8, 2012

You couldn't grok my race car, but you dug the roadside blur.

The Walrus posted:

hes a slave to the ball and chain, which represents 'the daily grind'

and by burning the candle you can free garfield from literal chains of oppression, and also figurative ones

this is not that complicated op jeez

The daily grind of someone who doesn't even work lol

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


sorry i did not purchase the mystery candle.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Hey OP, apparently there is a Boss one too. I guess you could get these for the office and put one on your desk (slave) and the other one on your bosses desk.

SLICK GOKU BABY fucked around with this message at 22:30 on Nov 20, 2019

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

skooma512 posted:

The daily grind of someone who doesn't even work lol

That lasagna ain't gonna eat itself. Jon needs to be reminded of his many failings. Odie and Nermal need to be kept in their place. In short, Garfield is a middle manager and still a slave.

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
You should return to the thrift store, buy the candle, and just do a live stream of it lit. Play some sad classical music in the background.

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

Lozzonya

Box of Bunnies
Apr 3, 2012

by Pragmatica

Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:

sorry i did not purchase the mystery candle.

you bring great shame to jim davis (pbuh)

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:

sorry i did not purchase the mystery candle.

Well that's dumb, you should go back and buy it then sell it in the thread for a quick doubling of your money.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:

sorry i did not purchase the mystery candle.

:gas:, perma

Nice Guy Patron
Jun 29, 2015

Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:

sorry i did not purchase the mystery candle.

But you bought the lighthouse picture, right? Right!?!?

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Durr durr I'm the OP I'm gonna go to a store of wonders and leave with nothing *shits pants*

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


sweet thursday posted:

Durr durr I'm the OP I'm gonna go to a store of wonders and leave with nothing *shits pants*

:justpost:

I miss GBS pants making GBS threads threads. They used to be at least 1 a week back in the day. Did goons just stop binge drinking, or did they stop thinking that making GBS threads their pants after drinking a bottle of Mr. Boston vodka was something worth posting?

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



I'M SORRY JON


I WAS SO CHEAP

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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Why isn't the wick in that cats fat stupid face? Imagine how much satisfaction you would have seeing him melt into gaseous lasagna flavored vapor

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