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Do you think they laughed when they got a boner?
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numberoneposter posted:ancient greece: its 104 degrees out and everyone is short, naked, horny, hairy, and oiled up Wait how is this different from modern greece
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Nov 22, 2019 06:43
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George H.W. oval office posted:Do you think they laughed when they got a boner? Yes, but in a good way
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Nov 22, 2019 06:44
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Whoria Discordia posted:Steroids make you sports good and shrink your sack, after all. Maybe they just knew something we don't. They are hilarious, though.
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Nov 22, 2019 06:46
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George H.W. oval office posted:Do you think they laughed when they got a boner? There are many jokes about dicks and jerking off in ancient greek comedy so that's a probable yes. Socrates also may have made dick jokes according to Xenophon: "When he visited Pistias, the maker of breastplates, after the latter had displayed to Socrates some well-made breastplates, "By Hera," he said, "noble indeed, Pistias, is the invention of the breastplate, which protects the parts of a human being in need of protection but does not prevent the use of one's hands."
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Nov 22, 2019 07:04
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I am saddened because you know there were writings in which the great Grecian philosiphers used the term "Silly looking honker of a dingus."
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Nov 22, 2019 16:35
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Who What Now posted:But they did objectively have teeny tiny wingwongs. Yet they won the battle of salamis Sometimes less is more
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Nov 22, 2019 16:42
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JK Fresco posted:Wait how is this different from modern greece Having a functioning economy.
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Nov 22, 2019 20:08
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Tony Snark posted:Having a functioning economy. 
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Nov 22, 2019 20:18
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EX250 Type R posted:Presumably in the pre underwear days you would probably just get used to them slapping around and just grow a pain tolerance or something. You know this got me thinkin... We have really old Japanese scrolls and Monk drawings of dudes farting/mooning everyone because it's universal and hilarious. We even have a sculpture of some guy named Konrad Von Hochstaden blowing himself But is there a Japanese "sack tap" scroll out there? Did a scribe ever draw another monk getting "cup checked" in the margins of a bible? Maybe ball pain really was felt less by our ancestors I must know Punkinhead fucked around with this message at 20:37 on Nov 22, 2019 |
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Nov 22, 2019 20:34
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Literally A Person posted:I think the ancient Greeks put themselves at a marked disadvantage And the modern Greeks put themselves at a market disadvantage! 
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Nov 22, 2019 22:41
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Resting Lich Face posted:And the modern Greeks put themselves at a market disadvantage! Wow rude
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Nov 22, 2019 23:01
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more like ancient geeks
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Nov 22, 2019 23:25
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numberoneposter posted:more like ancient geeks LOL THAT'LL SHOW THOSE LOSERS!!! Oh, they're already dead
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Nov 22, 2019 23:27
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numberoneposter posted:more like ancient geeks Dude I dont know why you guys have to be so rude those people invented being gay like please
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Nov 23, 2019 01:13
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its all greek to me!!!!
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Nov 23, 2019 01:17
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did you know in greece they just call it a salad?????
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Nov 23, 2019 01:18
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Ancient greece is what you get when men don't have a socially conservative religion forcing them to be straight and they're free to love the one thing they love more than anything else: A man who looks just like them.
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Nov 23, 2019 02:19
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Icochet posted:Yet they won the battle of salamis Huge dangling hogs are a liability in war
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Nov 23, 2019 02:27
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:Dude I dont know why you guys have to be so rude those people invented being gay like please Greeks have the original dead gay forum
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Nov 23, 2019 02:29
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Colonel Cancer posted:Greeks have the original dead gay forum  That's deep.
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Nov 23, 2019 07:30
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Colonel Cancer posted:Greeks have the original dead gay forum
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Nov 23, 2019 07:39
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Yaldabaoth posted:Ancient greece is what you get when men don't have a socially conservative religion forcing them to be straight and they're free to love the one thing they love more than anything else: A man who looks just like them. Also you own the man as property, and he's not a man but a young boy.
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Nov 23, 2019 07:42
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I'm going to a greek restaurant next weekend. Gonna get hosed up on retsina and smash some plates. Maybe get into a fight with the staff with my junk out. Wonder if they'll do a phalanx
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Nov 23, 2019 08:41
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Icochet posted:I'm going to a greek restaurant next weekend. Gonna get hosed up on retsina and smash some plates. Maybe get into a fight with the staff with my junk out. Wonder if they'll do a phalanx 30 servers all marching with cocktail tables on their backs.
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Nov 23, 2019 16:07
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Literally A Person posted:30 servers all marching with cocktail tables on their backs. That's my plan actually, diving under a table, forming a one man testudo* and furiously stabbing in all directions with a fork. The romans beat the greeks after all. *Not a nerd, i learned this word from a video game** **ahh poo poo
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Nov 24, 2019 07:15
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Icochet posted:Not a nerd, i learned this word from a video game** 
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Nov 24, 2019 07:22
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https://i.imgur.com/cvmoIm1.mp4
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Dec 6, 2019 04:38
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thats a real knee slapper
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Dec 6, 2019 04:42
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    swards
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Dec 6, 2019 06:50
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If the Greeks had such small dicks then why are all statues weighed down with enormous phalluses?
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Dec 6, 2019 07:13
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i just realized out of nowhere that *phalanx* contains all the letters to form *anal*
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Dec 6, 2019 07:47
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Grevling posted:They had tiny dicks+balls back then. That's why Greek women prefered the company of Persian men, leading to centuries of angsty philosophizing and misogyny and eventually an invasion to solve the whole problem. In many ways their lack of endowment created our world. Still true tho. Have some brown people immigrate, and immediately you get like, white guys who be subconciously afraid that them girls take off with big dicked darker skinned men. Literally the reason right wing parties are on the up here, cause white boys fear of having small dick (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Dec 6, 2019 08:26
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Yolomon Wayne posted:i just realized out of nowhere that *phalanx* contains all the letters to form *anal* it also literally starts with phal as in phallus.
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Dec 6, 2019 08:40
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Afro posted:it also literally starts with phal as in phallus. So it starts with dick, and then something to do with butt.
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Dec 6, 2019 10:10
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The back of this guy's skull must have looked pretty ghastly after whatever happened to him, happened to him.
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Dec 6, 2019 13:12
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Tree Bucket posted:The back of this guy's skull must have looked pretty ghastly after whatever happened to him, happened to him. You know how wankers sometimes wear a visor instead of a proper baseball cap? Well they had wankers in ancient Greece too
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Dec 6, 2019 13:17
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"It is entirely seemly for a young man killed in battle to lie mangled by the bronze spear. In his death all things appear fair."
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Dec 6, 2019 13:41
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StoryTime posted:"It is entirely seemly for a young man killed in battle to lie mangled by the bronze spear. In his death all things appear fair." A powerful quote from the master poet, Leonard Nimoy.
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Dec 6, 2019 13:53
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*looks down at balls* man, if we had been born in ancient greece, we really could have been somebody...
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