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SidneyIsTheKiller
Jul 16, 2019

I did fall asleep reading a particularly erotic chapter
in my grandmother's journal.

She wrote very detailed descriptions of her experiences...
In the 90s, there were two femme fatales you could count on to kick your rear end, get naked, and harass Michael Douglas, not necessarily in that order. But in this thread you can choose only ONE! Do you choose:

Demi Moore


or Sharon Stone ?



By what criteria are we judging them by, you ask? What type of question is that!

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Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




Honestly, I want neither OP.

SidneyIsTheKiller
Jul 16, 2019

I did fall asleep reading a particularly erotic chapter
in my grandmother's journal.

She wrote very detailed descriptions of her experiences...
Hmmm I guess I can't make polls so you in fact DON'T have to choose just one, but where's the fun in that?

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




But thanks for asking!

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost
Kelly Bundy

Kelly Kapowski


I guess mainly kellys ran my 90s

Elderbean
Jun 10, 2013


Sharon Stone is a pretty good actress but Hollywood is cruel and she turned 30 so now she's in movie jail.

SidneyIsTheKiller
Jul 16, 2019

I did fall asleep reading a particularly erotic chapter
in my grandmother's journal.

She wrote very detailed descriptions of her experiences...

Bronze Fonz posted:

Honestly, I want neither OP.

I'm afraid these ladies don't handle rejection too well...



FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Demi can only do one-quarter of Sharon's health in damage, which means that she can never defeat her. It's Zeno's paradox.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
I mean, Demi Moore definitely has the hairiest pussy.

Like I don’t mean just between her and Sharon Stone, I mean out of all terrestrial mammals.

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

“The Quick and the Dead” Sharon Stone.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Sharon stone was the first woman to show her pussy in an American feature film and still the only one, and somehow I think that would give her an edge. Like Demi might get a little moist and dreamy-eyed at this prolific pioneering woman’s unbridled prowess and submit to her natural sexual overlord. But Sharon didn’t come here to gently caress lady. :toughguy:

interwhat
Jul 23, 2005

it's kickin in dude
Marisa Tomei

Thots and Prayers
Jul 13, 2006

A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.
Grimey Drawer
Gimme more Demi Moore

lt_kennedy
Sep 2, 2007
Needs Moar Race

Thots and Prayers posted:

Gimme more Demi Moore

:quagmire: yes this

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

yikes

beer gas canister
Oct 30, 2007

shmups are da best come play some shmups they're cheap and good and you like them
Plaster Town Cop

interwhat posted:

Marisa Tomei

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
but really sharon stone

SidneyIsTheKiller
Jul 16, 2019

I did fall asleep reading a particularly erotic chapter
in my grandmother's journal.

She wrote very detailed descriptions of her experiences...

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Sharon stone was the first woman to show her pussy in an American feature film and

Demi Moore did invent the "holding your own boobs" magazine cover so she's no slouch in pioneering superstar nudity herself.

Vrtra
Mar 25, 2017

the monster in your nightmares
I vote Demi Moore for sure. Sharon Stone cannot compete!

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Diane Lane.

Darth Brooks
Jan 15, 2005

I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

Michelle Pfeiffer got dropped eight stories onto the snow and became a supervillain after getting revived by cats. She could also transform into a hawk. I'll take her.

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

Elderbean posted:

Sharon Stone is a pretty good actress but Hollywood is cruel and she turned 30 so now she's in movie jail.

Sharon Stone was 32 years old in March 1990, Basic Instinct came out in 1992.

Not defending her, she is likely in movie jail because of diva like behaviour. I don't put much stock in gossip but apparently she could put the likes of Jennifer Lopez to shame.

SidneyIsTheKiller
Jul 16, 2019

I did fall asleep reading a particularly erotic chapter
in my grandmother's journal.

She wrote very detailed descriptions of her experiences...

IMDB posted:

While filming a kissing scene, Sharon Stone bit William Baldwin's tongue with such force that he couldn't talk properly for days afterwards.

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
I’ll take Total Recall Sharon Stone, no contest.

Jay_Zombie
Apr 20, 2007

We're sealing the tunnel!
Elizabeth Hurley banged Michael Meyers so that means I've got a chance.

SidneyIsTheKiller
Jul 16, 2019

I did fall asleep reading a particularly erotic chapter
in my grandmother's journal.

She wrote very detailed descriptions of her experiences...

Jay_Zombie posted:

Elizabeth Hurley banged Michael Meyers so that means I've got a chance.

It's impressive she managed to survive

Jay_Zombie
Apr 20, 2007

We're sealing the tunnel!

SidneyIsTheKiller posted:

It's impressive she managed to survive

I meant the other one.

But either way...

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

cat
Just poppin' in to this thread to say your thread title made me feel really old, so thanks OP

Anyway, Winona Ryder

Jay_Zombie
Apr 20, 2007

We're sealing the tunnel!

Foo Diddley posted:

Anyway, Winona Ryder

:hmmyes:

Lt Dan Ice Cream
Jul 29, 2006

Lipstick Apathy
My Grandma used to say, "Demi Moore? More like Demi Whore!"

She didn't like Demi Moore.

Spins
Feb 26, 2016

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Mmmm ladies from my era

I sounded like Demi Moore so much that it was commented on some, helpful in the lounge

Personally, I think Helena Bonham Carter is sexy af

Jay_Zombie
Apr 20, 2007

We're sealing the tunnel!

Spins posted:

Personally, I think Helena Bonham Carter is sexy af

No argument here.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
these ladies all seem too high in self esteem and distastefully extrovert

SidneyIsTheKiller
Jul 16, 2019

I did fall asleep reading a particularly erotic chapter
in my grandmother's journal.

She wrote very detailed descriptions of her experiences...

Darth Brooks posted:

Michelle Pfeiffer got dropped eight stories onto the snow and became a supervillain after getting revived by cats. She could also transform into a hawk. I'll take her.

See, now this guy gets it. If you're gonna pick Option C at least go with someone that's in the same class of psycho badass babe and not just whatever random bimbo you happened to spank it to at the time.

Jay_Zombie
Apr 20, 2007

We're sealing the tunnel!
Well... Elizabeth Hurley was literally Satan soo... there you go.

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Bronze Fonz posted:

Honestly, I want neither OP.

JK Fresco
Jul 5, 2019
I would have sex with all this white women

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

personally I feel fantasizing about acquaintances to be incredibly intrusive even if the subject never knows about it

this extends to celebrities etc

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Darth Brooks posted:

Michelle Pfeiffer got dropped eight stories onto the snow and became a supervillain after getting revived by cats. She could also transform into a hawk. I'll take her.

Is it too late to change my answer?

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