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Hammerite posted:normal brain: my bitscoin were stolen! this is very unfair! once all the blocks return to satoshi, the end times come
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TasogareNoKagi posted:once all the blocks return to satoshi, the end times come Is it a return or more like the blocks are finally eclipsed by Satoshi's ever growing teeth?
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orange juche posted:"hacked" "make sure the landing page has a cool graphic saying the hot wallets were compromised. we have to look professional, after all. and put our logo on there -- no such thing as bad publicity"
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Soricidus posted:more like rube goldbug machinations
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Bruce Fenton's $100% complete and accurate explanation of defi https://twitter.com/brucefenton/status/1293959332510470145
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Sep 12, 2020 00:50
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wow imagine if that guy looked at bitcoin
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divabot posted:Bruce Fenton's $100% complete and accurate explanation of defi
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Boxturret posted:wow imagine if that guy looked at bitcoin You look at the bitcoin and think about how valuable it is. You think about how valuable it would be if you mined it raw. You think about how valuable it would be if you mined it premined. You think about how valuable it would be if you mined it fraudulently
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EorayMel posted:You look at the bitcoin and think about how valuable it is. You not a fan of this latest dr seuss book
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oh boy, more SEC charges against ICOs! https://www.sec.gov/news/press-release/2020-207 EDIT divabot posted:Bruce Fenton's $100% complete and accurate explanation of defi vortmax fucked around with this message at 05:47 on Sep 12, 2020 |
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divabot posted:Bruce Fenton's $100% complete and accurate explanation of defi That was 100% not how I expected that to go 
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divabot posted:Bruce Fenton's $100% complete and accurate explanation of defi BITCOIN MAN: so it's like a bakery?
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hey sorry for low effort posts but does anyone happen to have the screenshots and related material from when bitcoiners tried to get camgirls into bitcoin. especially the one who made the account pretending to be a cammer
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cool biRd pics posted:hey sorry for low effort posts but does anyone happen to have the screenshots and related material from when bitcoiners tried to get camgirls into bitcoin. especially the one who made the account pretending to be a cammer i saved those pages actually
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Sep 12, 2020 16:05
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it's still up https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=20984.0
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The hilarious thing is the person who actually has experience running the back end stuff and setting up porn sites posts a 2 page post about exactly what this idiot is gonna need to do to be successful, the risks involved in getting started, and how much effort it is going to take, and the response is "lol females" because the forum users name is Jessy
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the even better saga was the one where pooper scooper impersonated his own fictional female assistant and directly pitched to camgirls on a camming forum p sure that's what bird pics was asking about, but this one is good also
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oh i do have that link https://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?173251-Have-you-heard-of-this-new-currency-and-way-of-getting-paid-called-Bitcoins also I found this headline when trying to google it 
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Boxturret posted:oh i do have that link NOT THE BEST OPTION You turn around and find a bitcoin, a crypto like you but full of evil intent. You grab it and force it to the floor. The bitcoin screams as you break its legs and arms. You laugh as you start to unzip your pants. The bitcoin tries to crawl away but soon your large organ is shoved down its throat repeatedly as it forcefully vomits.
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Sep 13, 2020 00:43
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please do not post spoilers for the next episode of bitcoin and friends itt
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after my solo guitar performance i am going to levitate on stage and bring world peace
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orange juche posted:The hilarious thing is the person who actually has experience running the back end stuff and setting up porn sites posts a 2 page post about exactly what this idiot is gonna need to do to be successful, the risks involved in getting started, and how much effort it is going to take, and the response is "lol females" because the forum users name is Jessy man that's a surprise, i sure wouldn't expect bitcoiners to have opinions on females
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"Women just think about clothes and shoes, their feeble brains just can't grasp the intricacies of bitcoin." *invests 20k into a new ico which vanishes the next day*
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"Bandwidth is seriously the last thing we're worried about here. " - The only sense coming from Vegetta/FlipPro in the thread edit: lol, he's still around in 2020.
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The best thing about all the bitcoiners trying to set up platforms for sex workers to use bitcoin is the techbros' complete inability to grasp that they have the least valuable and most easily replaced contribution to the whole endeavor.
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come for the women, stay for the bitcoin transactions
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Shame Boy posted:man that's a surprise, i sure wouldn't expect bitcoiners to have opinions on females just listened to that f plus episode. fantastic document, great job
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premature confirmation
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AlbieQuirky posted:just listened to that f plus episode. fantastic document, great job thanks, i had a lot of fun making it  i forgot to mention, there's an atlas post in the doc they skipped over that i liked quite a lot: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=115160.0 quote:http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3486823&pagenumber=154#lastpost classic atlas 
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beep boop why does the female humanoid slap me when i tell her i appreciate the fullness of her mammary glands, can't they take a complement
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Shame Boy posted:beep boop why does the female humanoid slap me when i tell her i appreciate the fullness of her mammary glands, can't they take a complement The bitcoin is doomed to live forever as a living being with no will of its own, forced to pleasure you whenever you get the urge, and believe me you will get the urge.
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Voatz, the blockchain based voting app, is for some reason arguing to the US Supreme Court that the Computer Fraud And Abuse Act should be widely interpreted in a way that would basically make it illegal to do security research without express authorization. https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2020/09/online-voting-vendor-voatz-urges-supreme-court-to-limit-security-research/
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if computer security research without express authorization is outlawed, then only THIS IS GOOD FOR BITCOIN
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please do not look at my public trustless ledger without prior express authorization from me. also it is illegal to criticize my posting without written consent from both me and major league baseball. if you are a cop or work for the fbi you are not allowed to read this post, sorry.
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ARE YOU A COP?!? ARE YOU A COP!?! YOU HAVE TO TELL ME IF YOURE A COP ITS THE LAW!
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Shame Boy posted:i submitted an fplus doc a little while ago based on searching bitcointalk for the word "female" (thanks to bt in the yospos discord for the idea, I think that's boxturret but I don't actually know??) and they read it and it came out real good: https://thefpl.us/episode/332 Quoting this again but also providing this image to look at while they're reading the posts for the full effect. 
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according to us 69 c 420 it is unlawful to enter this website if you are a cop, and your posts must be deleted within 24 hours
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Shame Boy posted:thanks, i had a lot of fun making it oh drat didnt know you were here. this was an excellent doc
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cool biRd pics posted:oh drat didnt know you were here. this was an excellent doc i played it and the loved one made me switch it off after 10 min
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divabot posted:i played it and the loved one made me switch it off after 10 min my husband also shares a disdain for my serial trainwreck watching he did read your book though
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