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haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

Shame Boy posted:

"While Bitcoin Goes Down The Dick Goes Up"

we've had the current thread title for a while now

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Trillhouse
Dec 31, 2000

Shame Boy posted:

some delightful porn titles:
"He wouldn't stop talking about bitcoin... This shut him up"

good concept for a femdom porno honestly

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Bitcoin and Dick Go Up and Down Unpredictably Regardless of External Factors

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

it also led me to this guy who went through all the trouble of registering a verified account so he could exclusively post stuff like this:



sir this is a pornhub drive-thru

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Filed under: enormous knob, giant tosser, brainfucked.

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

a medium-format picture of beeftweeter staring silently at the camera, a quizzical expression on his face
https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/1664317331005227009

lmao finally

quote:

Elon Musk is accused of insider trading by investors in Dogecoin lawsuit

NEW YORK, June 1 (Reuters) - Elon Musk is being accused of insider trading in a proposed class action by investors accusing the Tesla Inc (TSLA.O) CEO of manipulating the cryptocurrency Dogecoin, costing them billions of dollars.

In a Wednesday night filing in Manhattan federal court, investors said Musk used Twitter posts, paid online influencers, his 2021 appearance on NBC's "Saturday Night Live" and other "publicity stunts" to trade profitably at their expense through several Dogecoin wallets that he or Tesla controls.

Investors said this included when Musk sold about $124 million of Dogecoin in April after he replaced Twitter's blue bird logo with Dogecoin's Shiba Inu dog logo, leading to a 30% jump in Dogecoin's price.

A "deliberate course of carnival barking, market manipulation and insider trading" enabled Musk to defraud investors, promote himself and his companies, the filing said.

Musk bought Twitter last October. He also runs SpaceX, a rocket and spacecraft manufacturer, as well as Tesla, which makes electric cars.

Alex Spiro, a lawyer for Musk and Tesla, declined to comment on Thursday. The investors' lawyer did not immediately respond to requests for comment.

Investors have accused Musk, the world's second-richest person according to Forbes magazine, of deliberately driving up Dogecoin's price more than 36,000% over two years and then letting it crash.

They included their latest accusations in a proposed third amended complaint, in a lawsuit that began last June.

Musk and Tesla had in March sought a dismissal of the second amended complaint, calling it a "fanciful work of fiction," and on May 26 said another amendment was unjustified.

In a Wednesday order, U.S. District Judge Alvin Hellerstein said he would "likely" allow the third amended complaint, saying the defendants would not likely be prejudiced.

Hellerstein also granted the investors' request to dismiss the nonprofit Dogecoin Foundation as a defendant. Its lawyer Seth Levine called the dismissal "the appropriate result."

The case is Johnson et al v. Musk et al, U.S. District Court, Southern District of New York, No. 22-05037.

SubG
Aug 19, 2004

It's a hard world for little things.
decentralized insider trading

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
To be an insider trader, he would need to be inside Dogecoin. What he did was closer to market manipulation.

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Paladinus posted:

Filed under: enormous knob, giant tosser, brainfucked.

he does tag every one of his videos "Big Dick" which, I mean, yes

anyway forget about that guy because I just found BITCOIN BUTT PLUG

no not that one, or that other one, it's a different bitcoin buttplug from 2021 this time:

:nws:https://twitter.com/BitcoinButtPlug:nws:

this one has a hardware wallet embedded in it, so you can finally keep actual bitcoins in your rear end

:nws:https://twitter.com/BitcoinButtPlug/status/1387191252454674434:nws:

"Made by @BtcCrdz, developing a free/open source tool for “DefiDildos” (no middlemen payments) via phone with Bluetooth"

so i guess the ultimate goal was to be able to pay your dildo directly? all the accounts stopped posting in mid-2021 after saying they're "going dark" so I assume they got nabbed for tax fraud around then

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



SubG posted:

[asmr-ly] butt. coin.

https://voca.ro/1lYQGfUR6KwL

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

a few more:

"Nude with mirror: A Proposal for A Fair Money System" which i think is a whitepaper in the form of a naked woman just lecturing you

"TO THE MOON! - Crypto Slut is Bullish On Blowing Dogecoin HODLers"

"Topless Stock Tips with CryptoGirl WildRiena Crypto Talk Natural Tits"

and by far my favorite: "CryptoSlut Fists Her Pussy with Diamond Hands" :allears:


also oh my god I found someone doing a let's play of a hentai game where all the different coins are anthropomorphized into big tiddy anime girls you can have sex with

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

a medium-format picture of beeftweeter staring silently at the camera, a quizzical expression on his face
brings new meaning to the phrase "pump and dump"

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

oh good it's on steam

cool av
Mar 2, 2013

how you gonna sue Elon for doing the one thing you do with cryptos??

cool av
Mar 2, 2013

other than seduce them, i mean

mrmcd
Feb 22, 2003

Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).

haveblue posted:

we've had the current thread title for a while now

vortmax
Sep 24, 2008

In meteorology, vorticity often refers to a measurement of the spin of horizontally flowing air about a vertical axis.
Seraph has become polluted.

DerekSmartymans
Feb 14, 2005

The
Copacetic
Ascetic

Beeftweeter posted:

lol tori probably brings in at least a hundo per month

I still like to believe deep down that Matt Damon really is invested in Australian politics…

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe

Shame Boy posted:

it also led me to this guy who went through all the trouble of registering a verified account so he could exclusively post stuff like this:



sir this is a pornhub drive-thru

I would specifically remark that I am not interested in his thoughts on nonbinary people, but for the possibility that this might be interpreted to imply that there are thoughts of his that I do care about, which is not the case

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

cool av posted:

other than seduce them, i mean

You can also piss on them.

Deep Dish Fuckfest
Sep 6, 2006

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Toilet Rascal

scrolling down from the posts above for a second i thought this was a thumbnail from pornhub

SubG
Aug 19, 2004

It's a hard world for little things.
i can't prove it isn't

EricBauman
Nov 30, 2005

DOLF IS RECHTVAARDIG

Shame Boy posted:

it also led me to this guy who went through all the trouble of registering a verified account so he could exclusively post stuff like this:



sir this is a pornhub drive-thru

for a blue check, you can either give musk your $8 or give pornhub your personal details

im not even sure which of the two is a worse choice

Chalks
Sep 30, 2009

At least the "how to deal with failure" one is coming from an expert

Deep Dish Fuckfest
Sep 6, 2006

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Toilet Rascal

EricBauman posted:

for a blue check, you can either give musk your $8 or give pornhub your personal details

im not even sure which of the two is a worse choice

one is significantly more humiliating

so i guess it depends what you're into, is what i'm saying

trucutru
Jul 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Deep Dish Fuckfest posted:

scrolling down from the posts above for a second i thought this was a thumbnail from pornhub

Not possible. Elon is into XVideo

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


elon strikes me as more of a motherless type

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Like everything else, he gets his porn on 4chan and Reddit.

Grace Baiting
Jul 20, 2012

Audi famam illius;
Cucurrit quaeque
Tetigit destruens.



EricBauman posted:

for a blue check, you can either give musk your $8 or give pornhub your personal details

im not even sure which of the two is a worse choice

is pornhub a ksa subsidiary like mr tweets is?

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Grace Baiting posted:

is pornhub a ksa subsidiary like mr tweets is?

they're all owned by mindgeek, if that's what you're asking.

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


mindgeek were the company contracted to run the uk’s porn license scheme (yes that was an intended thing) before everyone pointed out how dumb it was

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

njsykora posted:

mindgeek were the company contracted to run the uk’s porn license scheme (yes that was an intended thing) before everyone pointed out how dumb it was

look the entire internet having to change to a system where you needed to buy in person porn vouchers at the local corner store was entirely reasonable what are you talking about

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


oh god I forgot the local convenience store part, that thing everyone has nearby and hasn’t at all been destroyed by the expansion of supermarkets that don’t even have the basic decency to stay open 24 hours any more like you have staff there all night you need to pay security to be there let me buy my loving biscuits at 2am

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

njsykora posted:

mindgeek were the company contracted to run the uk’s porn license scheme (yes that was an intended thing) before everyone pointed out how dumb it was

aren't they also one of those companies that's almost definitely super mobbed up lol

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

njsykora posted:

let me buy my loving biscuits at 2am

a euphemism I'm unfamiliar with

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
the gently caress kind of off license was ever open 24 hours?

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016
seein your boss at 2am in line at the 7/11 knowin he’s not there to buy an emergency bag of chips

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001

Improbable Lobster posted:

aren't they also one of those companies that's almost definitely super mobbed up lol
a Montréal-based techno-sex trafficker whose one weird exec inflicts step-relation porn on the world

so yeah probably both the mob and the hells

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
it did completely obliterate porn within the uk tho

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...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
hello, i would like to buy five porns please

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