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Idiots have been saying that kind of thing about bitcoin's energy use for at least half a decade. e: as in, the quoted tweet guy.
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Hammerite posted:Idiots have been saying that kind of thing about bitcoin's energy use for at least half a decade. well, people have also been saying the other part in response for over half a decade too
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  quote:The bonus story is the heartwarming Not Pounded By My Soul-Crushing Job Because I Quit. The last third of the book is just a list of Tingle’s previous works.
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Mar 22, 2021 00:44
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a lot of people say causing nuclear apocalypse was bad, but it also forced us to innovate creative new ways to deal with the flesh beasts and the glowing rain that melts anyone caught in it
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Mar 22, 2021 09:22
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wasn't sure if this was real but lol https://twitter.com/ChuckTingle/status/1372934554508435464 also unfortunately the NFT bullshit has crept into my beloved D&B with producers and labels that i enjoy taking it up: https://twitter.com/TeddyKillerz/status/1373593977035821061
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Pile Of Garbage posted:wasn't sure if this was real but lol don't forget how it came about : https://mobile.twitter.com/ChuckTingle/status/1372620415193948167
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Mar 22, 2021 14:30
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wild to think that 2 time hugo award finalist chuck tingle published his version of the bitcoin hamburger story
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Mar 22, 2021 19:33
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The only good thing about NFT's is the prospect of getting all of them to point to the goatman because of some insanely basic security error. Has anyone identified the transaction that allegedly paid for the beeple yet?
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Loving Africa Chaps posted:The only good thing about NFT's is the prospect of getting all of them to point to the goatman because of some insanely basic security error. nope! seems to have been internal to an exchange - ether moving from Metakovan's account to the Christie's account. Because the way to do transactions on the blockchain is to work around having to touch the blockchain. by the way, here's a Quadriga documentary trailer! featuring meeeeeeeeeeeee note also how Gerry does the Tech CEO Fake Baritone, but his actual laugh is half an octave higher https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcoazNFSliE
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divabot posted:nope! seems to have been internal to an exchange - ether moving from Metakovan's account to the Christie's account. Because the way to do transactions on the blockchain is to work around having to touch the blockchain. or i guess never happened? The bump in price of b20 from the alleged sale increased the value of Metakovan's and Beeple's stakes in it by $95m and $3.8m respectively at the top, more than enough to cover the buyers fee and still make a huge profit divabot posted:by the way, here's a Quadriga documentary trailer! featuring meeeeeeeeeeeee I'll be legit bummed if it turns out he actually died vs scamming everyone
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Mar 23, 2021 11:22
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the ultimate exit scam: he realised we finally created money that you can take with you
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Mar 23, 2021 13:40
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that's the thing about faking your death it's always temporary on some scale
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Mar 23, 2021 14:46
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has anyone minted buttcoin yet EDIT: this idea started as "NFTs of entire cryptocurrencies"
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Mar 23, 2021 15:15
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Shame Boy posted:a lot of people say causing nuclear apocalypse was bad, but it also forced us to innovate creative new ways to deal with the flesh beasts and the glowing rain that melts anyone caught in it nuclear apocalypse fiction was about achieving unlimited power supply but what cost crypto fiction be about creating said apocalypse to value up the coins
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Mar 23, 2021 16:02
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https://twitter.com/ButtCoin/status/1374426524007362566
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Mar 23, 2021 19:34
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when I read "food grade" I thought, "wait, edible buttplug?"
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Mar 23, 2021 19:39
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"plastic buttplug" sounds like a loving awful idea even without the exposed USB socket or bit coin involvement
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ymgve posted:when I read "food grade" I thought, "wait, edible buttplug?" buddy i have some news for you about things you can buy on etsy right now
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Mar 23, 2021 19:41
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the buttcoin plug is the closest God has come to stepping onto the earth since they killed that jesus fellow
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Mar 23, 2021 19:44
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bit coin butt plug! *daa daaaa* it's only bit coin butt plug!
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Mar 23, 2021 19:48
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meet the new butt, same as the old butt
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Mar 23, 2021 19:48
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oh good their twitter has pictures of it due to being "picture of a buttplug", in case you're somehow at work why the hell does it have pills in it
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Mar 23, 2021 19:51
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fanny computer
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Mar 23, 2021 19:51
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Buttcoin bitplug.
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Paladinus posted:Buttcoin bitplug. please don't leak the name of the new buttcoin wallet usb dongle
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Mar 23, 2021 20:57
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asspennies but crypto
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Mar 23, 2021 21:18
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whole new meaning to bearer bonds huh, more like bear-ierre bonds (also lol and good luck to OpenDime dot com for stating "bearer bonds" outright and not even attempting some convoluted wordplay to give plausible deniability)
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Mar 23, 2021 21:18
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Shame Boy posted:oh good their twitter has pictures of it pounded in my buttcoin
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Mar 23, 2021 21:19
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Once you initialize the device (by plugging it into a butt like any other USB drive)
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Mar 23, 2021 21:23
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Blotto_Otter posted:whole new meaning to bearer bonds huh, more like bear-ierre bonds this opendime poo poo is pretty great, with copy like this right on the front page: quote:This is physical Bitcoin as it was meant to be: just hand it to someone and they've got it. Pass it on multiple times! As simple as a handshake. No miner fees, no confirmation delays.
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Mar 23, 2021 21:24
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Finally, the solution to double spending. Multispending!
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Mar 23, 2021 21:57
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use dd to write 256k of bits to the butt
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Mar 23, 2021 21:59
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Pounded in the butt by the physical manifestation of bitcoin.
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Shame Boy posted:why the hell does it have pills in it wink and a nod to association with the drug trade? "look, it's another thing you can mule by shoving it up your rear end"
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Midjack posted:this opendime poo poo is pretty great, with copy like this right on the front page: man it'd be great if we could do this but like, with some kinda cheaper material instead of a usb stick maybe something that can fold so you can put it in your wallet
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Shame Boy posted:man it'd be great if we could do this but like, with some kinda cheaper material instead of a usb stick but it would be so hard to do that first you'd have to go back to the creation of the universe and influence things just so, so that trees can be grown on some tiny rock and then you have to create sentient life to make paper out of the trees and ascribe them monetary value. not to mention making sure that the correct minerals exist in places where they can be reached so that the proper dyes and pigments can be made. but with bitcoin you just use bitcoin and you're done, simple
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https://twitter.com/holly/status/1374485381161218062
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Can't wait for the reactionary crowd to say this is bad now
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imagine, a  that uses more power than a whole household in a year
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Boxturret posted:imagine, a If it's your household, I got one
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