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Boxturret: Oct 3, 2013; Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

Boxturret posted:

imagine the sort of wretched creature that would be mad that similar words to those that they wrote on a web forum appeared in a parody game

ohhh

# ? Jul 8, 2021 18:38

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# ? Apr 29, 2024 01:39

Grace Baiting: Jul 20, 2012; Audi famam illius;
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Boxturret posted:

imagine the sort of wretched creature that would be mad that similar words to those that they wrote on a web forum appeared in a parody game

Boxturret posted:

ohhh

disgusting autodoxx

# ? Jul 8, 2021 18:39

Splicer: Oct 16, 2006; from hell's heart I cast at thee
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I wasn't turbomad, i just told him that if he is going to steal all of the information crowdsourced here and pretend it's his own then to not also sell his poo poo here too. Nobody can fault a fraud for wanting to get paid but it's crass to come back to the scene of the crime like that.

He wants to talk here that's fine it's just legit gross when every loving post is a link to his blog or a sales pitch for his dumb loving game. Just have a conversation like a normal person.

Doesn't mean I'd buy a red text about it. It was probably divabot or something.

# ? Jul 8, 2021 18:41

Splicer: Oct 16, 2006; from hell's heart I cast at thee
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Aww gently caress I don't know how to work a legit accidental q!e into this

e: Stolen jokes:

The Rabbi T. White posted:

I wasn't turbomad, I typed madly into my keyboard.

pray for my aunt posted:

please dont put it on the blockchain that i got mad.

Splicer fucked around with this message at 18:44 on Jul 8, 2021

# ? Jul 8, 2021 18:41

Boxturret: Oct 3, 2013; Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

there was no links to blogs and the game isn't for sale, what are you on about

# ? Jul 8, 2021 18:43

Mercury_Storm: Jun 12, 2003; *chomp chomp chomp*

wow looks like someone's mad they didn't get in on pre-mining the laffchain ICO

# ? Jul 8, 2021 18:43

Shame Boy: Mar 2, 2010

Splicer posted:

This guy wants to be the salesman of that information and claim the lols as his own that's fine, just don't be desperate enough to bring it back here for a few extra clicks.

did you like, read their posts at all before coming up with this weird-rear end take

# ? Jul 8, 2021 18:44

Midjack: Dec 24, 2007

Splicer posted:

I'm not saying he ripped things word for word. I never bothered word searching posts in his games but anyone who has read these threads since 2011 or so has seen the internal narrative develop. Hundreds of people have crowdsourced some really good jokes and riffs on bitcoin.

This guy wants to be the salesman of that information and claim the lols as his own that's fine, just don't be desperate enough to bring it back here for a few extra clicks.

The equivalent would be someone from the Starcitizen thread selling a game filled with japes and bon mots the people there developed through tens of thousands of posts. I'm sure the time they paid $20,000 for a functional space door in their office and lied about it would be an interesting tidbit for a game. There were still like 50 people involved in discovering and figuring this poo poo out. If the end result of that is five years later one singular rear end in a top hat wants to claim he alone is responsible for knowing all of these weird and unique interesting things while also doing this bit where he got it? nah.

haha cool

# ? Jul 8, 2021 18:47

Splicer: Oct 16, 2006; from hell's heart I cast at thee
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Since I hosed up the kayfabe already: I'm reposting posts from the grey thread from a guy who got real mad at divabot

# ? Jul 8, 2021 18:48

Shame Boy: Mar 2, 2010

Boxturret posted:

there was no links to blogs and the game isn't for sale, what are you on about

oh i figured it out, this is a joke riffing on someone in the grey thread that's not landing well at all (because who the hell reads the grey thread) and it's just making Splicer look weird

# ? Jul 8, 2021 18:48

Boxturret: Oct 3, 2013; Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

oh okay, i was legitimately worried that they'd gone insane

# ? Jul 8, 2021 18:49

LanceHunter: Nov 12, 2016; Beautiful People Club

Splicer posted:

Since I hosed up the kayfabe already: I'm reposting posts from the grey thread from a guy who got real mad at divabot

I was seconds away from pointing that out. Good effort, and I got a laugh out of it...

# ? Jul 8, 2021 18:51

Splicer: Oct 16, 2006; from hell's heart I cast at thee
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Shame Boy posted:

oh i figured it out, this is a joke riffing on someone in the grey thread that's not landing well at all (because who the hell reads the grey thread) and it's just making Splicer look weird

Sometimes you gotta take the shot :shrug:

if nothing else you got to read very slightly edited versions of the best thing to come out of the grey thread in the past month

# ? Jul 8, 2021 18:51

Boxturret: Oct 3, 2013; Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

i had seen that stuff in the grey threads, the mention of blogs should have been a big enough give away

# ? Jul 8, 2021 18:53

Splicer: Oct 16, 2006; from hell's heart I cast at thee
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Boxturret posted:

i had seen that stuff in the grey threads, the mention of blogs should have been a big enough give away

I also claimed divabot bought him a red text

Just in case it's not clear: TotallyNotSatoshi your games are awesome and if I've ever written a funny joke feel free to steal it

e: also post stuff you seem cool

Splicer fucked around with this message at 19:19 on Jul 8, 2021

# ? Jul 8, 2021 19:00

killhamster: Apr 15, 2004; SCAMMER
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Shame Boy posted:

who the hell reads the grey thread

# ? Jul 8, 2021 19:06

LordSaturn: Aug 12, 2007; sadly unfunny

that was a loving terrible bit

but I agree with the part about "post about stuff besides your game, it's fine to just talk about stuff here, that's what it's for"

# ? Jul 8, 2021 19:10

Khorne: May 1, 2002

Splicer posted:

Since I hosed up the kayfabe already: I'm reposting posts from the grey thread from a guy who got real mad at divabot

people who have a vague idea but no ability to capitalize on it always get mad at the person who also has the idea but comes up with an actionable plan, puts in the work, assumes all the risk, and ends up doing something tangible with the idea

# ? Jul 8, 2021 19:13

Grace Baiting: Jul 20, 2012; Audi famam illius;
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killhamster posted:

there's a grey thread???

# ? Jul 8, 2021 19:28

Grace Baiting: Jul 20, 2012; Audi famam illius;
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as one of the hyper fractionalized ideas gals, i am entitled to a hyper fractionalized 50% of revenue and/or profits (preferably both), thank

# ? Jul 8, 2021 19:30

Boxturret: Oct 3, 2013; Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

Grace Baiting posted:

there's a grey thread???

it's amazing that even there xlol was too obnoxious to live

# ? Jul 8, 2021 19:31

vortmax: Sep 24, 2008; In meteorology, vorticity often refers to a measurement of the spin of horizontally flowing air about a vertical axis.

gray thread started in 2017

gray altcoin thread ghost titty's work

# ? Jul 8, 2021 20:28

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

Sorry, did you say your name was ~~Mary~~ Bitcoin Thread?

# ? Jul 8, 2021 20:30

EorayMel: May 30, 2015; WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

on Mt. Gox some statist poo poo mined a bitcoin. I was nowhere near this, and had been at a completely different cryptocurrency for a week when this happened. Upon return, another idiot said he had to smell the transaction of my blockchain to make sure I didn't do it. I attempted to explain not only was it impossible for me to have mined the bitcoin because I wasn't there, but even had I mined said bitcoin from over a kilometer away, let alone how far I was anyway the transaction would hit the ground. He was a special dipshit and demanded to smell the transaction and count my satoshis. These people breed.

:bitcoin:

# ? Jul 8, 2021 20:30

Boxturret: Oct 3, 2013; Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

i really hope that didn't scare notsatoshi away, i love their games :smith:

# ? Jul 8, 2021 21:06

KnifeWrench: May 25, 2007; Practical and safe.; Bleak Gremlin

I dunno, I thought it was clearly referencing something (though I didn't know what) from the beginning, especially since notsatoshi specifically said the games were a labor of love that generated negative income, and splicer's borrowed rants were all centered on profiting off of others' hard labor in the comedy mines

hopefully that clued notsatoshi in also

# ? Jul 8, 2021 21:14

Hammerite: Mar 9, 2007; And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.; Jade Ear Joe

Boxturret posted:

oh okay, i was legitimately worried that they'd gone insane

I've gone insane. Just totally bonkers, a real fruit loop, and I'm whooping and hollering about Bitcoin all over town. The men in white coats are chasing me down the road as I gibber and throw butt pennies over my shoulder like banana peels in Mario Kart.

# ? Jul 8, 2021 21:17

ZeusCannon: Nov 5, 2009; BLAAAAAARGH PLEASE KILL ME BLAAAAAAAARGH; Grimey Drawer

Had to attend a session about crypto due to a work thing.

Me: "so while we have this where should we store it? Is there anywhere specific it should be kept that is more reliable?"

Crypto expert: " well you should spread it out a lot since any of these exchanges can go under at a moment."

Me: "story checks out"

# ? Jul 8, 2021 21:18

Hammerite: Mar 9, 2007; And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.; Jade Ear Joe

ZeusCannon posted:

Had to attend a session about crypto due to a work thing.

I'm sorry that happened to you

# ? Jul 8, 2021 21:19

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

# ? Jul 8, 2021 21:41

Jonny Nox: Apr 26, 2008

hi, has anyone said decentralized ponzi yet?

# ? Jul 8, 2021 21:44

graph: Nov 22, 2006; aaag peanuts

Splicer posted:

Since I hosed up the kayfabe already: I'm reposting posts from the grey thread from a guy who got real mad at divabot

you got lucky lol

# ? Jul 8, 2021 21:46

Splicer: Oct 16, 2006; from hell's heart I cast at thee
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If I've scared off notsatoshi I'll feel real bad

# ? Jul 8, 2021 21:53

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

Jonny Nox posted:

hi, has anyone said decentralized ponzi yet?

It's in the white paper.

# ? Jul 8, 2021 21:55

Silver Alicorn: Mar 30, 2008; 𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

has anyone ever tried to get the energy back out of a bitcoin?

# ? Jul 8, 2021 21:55

njsykora: Jan 23, 2012; Robots confuse squirrels.

ultrafilter posted:

Noted holdable and existing item, a bitcoin.

# ? Jul 8, 2021 21:57

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

National Treasure, but instead of the declaration of independence, it's the original white paper that reveals how to get Satoshi's bitcoins.

Original idea, do not steal.

# ? Jul 8, 2021 21:58