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KnifeWrench posted:purchasing new ones then putting the used ones back in the boxes to return sounds like an extremely bitcoin scheme should have done it on amazon because then you could just put in a random card half the time. i buy amazon returned merch at auction sometimes and the amount of fraud is honestly staggering i can't believe people haven't been writing stories about this very much. computers getting returned stripped of cpu and video card and ram, video cards swapped out, obvious hard drives switched, projectors getting labels pulled off and replaced with those 480p things, etc., etc. just huge, massive fraud. i know this happens at brick and mortar stores too but there's no way it's at this level
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# ¿ Dec 3, 2020 03:51 |
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 23:11 |
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Boxturret posted:yospos jeff was one day browsing the leper's colony. he came upon the wretched little being known as seraph and giant cartoon dollar signs popped out if his eyes. it was then he knew that he must get the forums for himself, no matter the cost. forums bubble
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# ¿ Dec 5, 2020 18:04 |
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what a comedy of errors. i assume they’ll manage to get something out by dint of throwing resources at it but honestly even if you were interested in crypto in the first place the idea of using anything financial from facebook gives me the willies
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# ¿ Dec 8, 2020 12:22 |
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Boxturret posted:nofees only feefees
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# ¿ Dec 10, 2020 20:49 |
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Shumagorath posted:no because the toilets face head-to-head instead of in-line like a rowboat the one on the right is a bidet so one gets a show while the other cleans up
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# ¿ Dec 12, 2020 20:41 |
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lmao the blockchain assuming it isn’t an ironic pic you can just feel the furious jealousy radiating out Soricidus posted:carbon genesis evangelion
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# ¿ Mar 21, 2021 13:40 |
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i am convinced some of these are markov posts
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# ¿ Mar 27, 2021 02:54 |
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Zopotantor posted:except that making nfts actively contributes to drowning these people i forgot what thread i was in and kept parsing this as ntfs
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# ¿ Mar 28, 2021 02:56 |
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ultrafilter posted:https://twitter.com/thatkimparker/status/1375980331740790788 lol i sent that to my so
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# ¿ Mar 29, 2021 13:08 |
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Gazpacho posted:bitcoin is like a burrito, once you look past the surface it's just a mess i'm not sure i agree because burritos are good and useful and delicious KnifeWrench posted:please refrain from making such favorable analogies in the future.
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# ¿ Apr 1, 2021 16:21 |
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if the teletubbies people actually gave a drat they could auction off a couple of items from the franchise instead of perpetuating the giant waste of everything that is the NFT
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# ¿ Apr 2, 2021 18:44 |
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i installed signal once and it automatically sent a notification to anyone i knew who had installed signal and uploaded their contact list i then uninstalled signal that's my signal experience thanks for listening
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# ¿ Apr 7, 2021 01:02 |
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Chris Knight posted:that's how whatsapp works too lol i sort of expect it from some apps xtal posted:It's really funny when you get a notification that your friend joined signal because it makes you wonder what sketchy poo poo they're up to haha. tbh it bugged me because for something that bills itself as so privacy focused i found that really annoying
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# ¿ Apr 7, 2021 02:01 |
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Fart Sandwiches posted:gently caress that's why a bunch of people messaged me. a friend wanted to tell me a work related story and asked me to use signal so why not, and immediately I got several messages from people i know like hey man long time! hate that poo poo. but i like my friend so we chat on that instead of anything else yeah a friend messaged me a few minutes later and told me because she knew it would bug me the fact that it isn't immediately obvious and that you aren't able to opt-out i find skeevy. again, for something that supposedly prides itself on privacy it makes me suspect of the rest of their talking points
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# ¿ Apr 7, 2021 14:39 |
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KnifeWrench posted:p sure the whole point of signal is end to end encryption, and it can't do that unless both ends are using signal. so it makes sense that the user would want to know which recipients are getting encrypted messages. no it doesn't, it's just a push from signal to get more people to use it there are ways of finding out if someone you know is using signal. by, like, asking them, since you clearly already have their contact information. signal doesn't need to push notifications to people who have my phone number for whatever reason to encourage them to start messaging me
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# ¿ Apr 7, 2021 14:48 |
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weird take i am not very familiar with matrix (or element, which uses it) but upon doing some googles it seems pretty cool
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# ¿ Apr 7, 2021 16:08 |
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Zlodo posted:literally nothing that we couldn't do right now using a centralized service congratulations you have summed up buttcoin
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# ¿ Apr 12, 2021 11:45 |
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fart simpson posted:idk, there aren’t many centralized services where it’s as easy to steal significant amounts of money with such little risk i dunno, my uncle, a nigerian prince, told me one weird trick
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# ¿ Apr 12, 2021 11:51 |
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The_Franz posted:lol coinbase is plummeting after the very brief opening spike i'm sure it'll stabilize for a while at something but it would be loving hilarious if it just dumped
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# ¿ Apr 14, 2021 19:54 |
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Shumagorath posted:Who's underwriting the IPO? I might need to laugh even harder. i’m no expert but as i understand there isn’t any because they’re doing a direct listing rather than traditional ipo
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# ¿ Apr 14, 2021 22:06 |
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Boxturret posted:does anyone else think it's weird how many birds are on this website whats wrong with birds
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# ¿ Apr 15, 2021 00:55 |
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Boxturret posted:there's nothing wrong with birds, there's just a concerningly high number why is it concerning, don't be bird racist
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# ¿ Apr 15, 2021 01:23 |
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Same Great Paste posted:technically i think he's being speciesist. bird racist would be "wow there are sure are a lot of fuckin parrots here" i agree but bird racist is a funnier turn of phrase, thus
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# ¿ Apr 15, 2021 01:35 |
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okay a third down two thirds to go maybe you’ll get a free frosty with your possession if you try all of them
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# ¿ Apr 15, 2021 12:48 |
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Shame Boy posted:i was really hoping this was real because I want to think jack chick had to learn what "cyberpunk culture" was before he died but no it's from stealth advertising for a short film about bobby jindal that appears to be stealthy enough that nobody realized it was actually an ad for the film lmao
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# ¿ Apr 15, 2021 16:20 |
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misread this as 11 ways to kill a chud
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# ¿ Apr 15, 2021 17:32 |
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SYSV Fanfic posted:I'm the marihuana id like to get to know u better
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# ¿ Apr 15, 2021 17:58 |
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i use the awful app smilies in imessage all the time the current keyboard in ios for them is awful though i dunno why they made the change
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2021 10:31 |
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lol i would 100% do the same
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2021 01:25 |
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Midjack posted:i can't tell if this guy is taking the piss or not. nah he's a real neuroscientist and is poking fun, he has a couple of other fun or amusing tweets https://twitter.com/guido_meijer/status/1382231556622798850 https://twitter.com/guido_meijer/status/1339531255264763905
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2021 03:39 |
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what have they done to yoshi
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# ¿ Apr 22, 2021 15:34 |
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Midjack posted:can we get some dog dick coffee tables up in here when i was ten i was with my dad when he stopped at the house of an old guy he knew he had a big cane and handed it to me then informed me that it was made of two bulls dicks braided together and stretched out
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# ¿ Apr 23, 2021 03:39 |
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much in the way there’s nothing stopping anyone from committing fraud in the first place
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2021 19:29 |
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Hammerite posted:it just occurred to me that if that chia poo poo takes off, people will probably find ways to exploit free file storage services like dropbox and we'll all end up having to pay for that poo poo. gently caress cryptocurrencies i'm sure it's already happening; hard drive prices in china have literally like doubled in the past month
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2021 15:40 |
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Blotto_Otter posted:hang on a sec, is a chia blockchain even up and running and processing transactions, or are people already losing their minds and bidding up hard drive prices just because Andreesen Horowitz threw some money at a goddamn whitepaper? they've been allowed to mine, if you still call it that, since march, transaction processing is set to start on may 3rd so storage is going to get even pricier before it's all said and done. ssds and nvme drives probably the most in demand, followed by hdds in descending order of size; even 4TB disks are selling out (in asia at least) because of chia
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2021 16:19 |
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Eeyo posted:from what i can tell the ssd is only useful for generating the data in the first place, so if it becomes a thing the platter drives will probably see a larger percentage increase in cost, since you’re most interested in $/TB. ah fair the synopsis i read was stressing speed above all
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2021 16:53 |
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URL grey tea posted:grow beets not butts porque no los dos time for some tabata squats y’all
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# ¿ Apr 30, 2021 18:28 |
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someone on local reddit came in to ask about helium mining and someone else responded rando posted:I'm 600k in doge, my husband doesn't want me to invest any more crypto but I'm intrigued... I have 2 idle raspberry pie computers too.
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# ¿ May 2, 2021 02:49 |
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so many obvious lols here but the big one for me is “if we call billionaires something else, there are no longer any billionaires qed”
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# ¿ May 3, 2021 21:48 |
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 23:11 |
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Zlodo posted:I mean how could if be legal for them to have access to your private network, regardless of the purpose, but especially to leech the bandwidth you're paying for i’m not sure it is. i honestly have no idea what they expect to accomplish. why do they need someone else’s wifi????
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