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Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



ground floor

much like the value

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Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



browsers castle posted:

I give it 50/50 - but we're at like 7.5k now, and if you presume we won't go much lower than 5k... pretty good odds with only ~33% downside? I like buying here if thinking long term. As a trade maybe not, because I think this bounce won't be as high if we're going to continue down.

these are definitely some words but can you maybe provide a chart, preferably with some rainbow gradients on it to illustrate the point graphically?

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



browsers castle posted:

No gradient charts, but I do have numbers.

2013-2017 tops and bottoms:
1300, 360, 666, 200, 300, 210, 450. ... 20k

Lets pretend we do it exactly like that but at 10x:

13k, 3.6k, 6.6k, 2k, 3k, 4.5k, ... 200k

So, ya, we're going to bounce around. And eventually anyone who thought it was going to go straight from 3k to a million will get washed out because its too volatile for them and we're for sure going to zero, and then it'll go to a million because those people won't be around any more to sell and prevent it from doing so.

still not convincing me here.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



vortmax posted:

whose rereg are you? seraph?

seraph would be trying to gloat way more than this. he’d also be banned by now from posting in the star citizen thread.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



browsers castle posted:

You're going to feel pretty silly in a few years for being this close to the space but still not getting it.

closer but not quite

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Boxturret posted:

they made a single reddit post

NuttCoin
1 point
·
1 year ago
3LNe8FYiNDKW3jgmYzwfFdCcsTMaYGaADD

busted

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



oh my god they’re coming out of the walls

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



browsers castle posted:

Transaction speed isn't that interesting. You can put a payment network on top of anything. What's interesting is the absolute scarcity and censorship resistance. Gold is confiscatable. Bitcoin is not. A real innovation here is algorithmic, immutable, global property rights to a new thing with value.

tell me more

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



someone said buttcoin: I'm just kidding, that was too intense a thought experiment.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Magrov posted:

he looks fine.



but there are some sad news:

https://twitter.com/MagicalTux/status/1175816498272563207

:rip: non ironically sorry for his loss.

the one departure that isn’t an exit scam. :smith:

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Gazpacho posted:

diydude2 14 points · 2 days ago

I've sent Bitcoin to Africa, to a Nigerian prince, in fact. He used it to pay for a new well and water pump in his village and a motorbike. It felt really good.

:feelsgood:

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Gobbeldygook posted:

https://twitter.com/dan_talmon/status/1202338014992551936?s=19

i can never get enough of bitcoin technical "analysis"

this kills the crab

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



FrozenVent posted:

lol game micro transactions are about to not be a thing anymore

no, they'll be fine. this is just another tool for selective prosecution.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Hammerite posted:

lmao

reddit told me everyone in venezuela would be queueing up to suck me off for a few satoshis! why was i not treated like royalty, reddit? you told me i would be king!

well for starters he went to Argentina

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



KnifeWrench posted:

your tie represents the blockchain. because it is longest, it is the best and truest. but sometimes the burden of that truth is that your tie (blockchain) touches some lovely water (child pornography)

fyi if you can do this off the top of your head and need some walking around money you can set up shop as a psychic

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



“rare digital art”

this guy was big into pepes, wasn’t he.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Boxturret posted:

im so confused by every part of this

immediately reminded me of this

https://youtu.be/bzeyRePOI5g

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



pomp and domp

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



never thought i'd be longing to see galtse or brazil.txt again but here we are.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



CampingCarl posted:

what are the point of these? who would you show them to?

i have to imagine the people buying these are the same people who complain about darn kids getting participation trophies. at least the kids participated and didnt buy them.

yet another aspect of america's nonstop paramilitary fantasies. the most common ritual that went with them was that in a bar, someone would slam their metal pog on a counter and anyone who didn't have their coin bought a round for everyone who did. besides their members, units frequently gave them to people they worked with who impressed them or otherwise handed them out as swag. now everyone makes them for everything so everybody can pretend they're tier zero army seal rangers.

we have a culture of these loving things at work and it bugs the poo poo out of me.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Challenge_coin

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Lutha Mahtin posted:

is it true that like military generals have an assistant trailing them so the assistant can hand out a coin to everyone the general shakes hands with

some high grade officers have an adjutant who will do stuff like that. i’m not aware of anyone who passes them out quite that prolifically but there are a few who practically throw them from the five-star weinermobile whenever they visit somewhere.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Boxturret posted:

it died op


literally 3 days ago

i don't know if this is the same one you're thinking of but i do remember this one coming up before

rip in piss cheese dudes

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007




courier company tragically went bankrupt last year and the keys were mysteriously mislaid in the proceedings :iiam:

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



LanceHunter posted:

So today is when Craig Wright is supposed to be able to unlock the tulip trust, right?

that’s the boast, anyway.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



CampingCarl posted:

I thought he already walked it back during the trial with "the courier went out of business so you cant subpoena them to see if I made all this up" or something.

that’s what i was guessing he’d say, lmao if i was right

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Boxturret posted:

hi i moved to get the obvious worst job ever and it was awful can i sue them for human trafficking??

be your own slaver

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



i thought the pk posts about his new butt adjacent job was halfassed trolling and i was glad to see the posts stop; if they were in fact legit then that situation super sucked and i’m glad he’s free of it.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



divabot posted:

I wrote up DeFi, in case you ever wondered what the gently caress it was. You'll be loving amazed to discover it's a scam for repeat suckers.

i appreciated the source marking and didn’t find it clunky.

also lolling at the typo “mocdeled” because i feel like the term “mockdeling” has some applications in the space.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



i’m the Gov User casting a Ds spell.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



gschmidl posted:

The Islets of Langerhans disagree (ok, not technically an organ).

yep, mine got burned out a quarter century ago and i’ve kind of hated my life since then.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



mojo1701a posted:

Well, it finally happened. I had to have this stuff included in my final CPA course:



report back if the message is anything besides “drop client immediately”

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Paladinus posted:

In this episode Vitalik tries to have Etherium gently caress Bitcoin. Sponsored by TheBitcoinBros.com.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbphqA-hUqc

that’s definitely a video that needed to exist.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Gazpacho posted:

smash your keyboard and throw it in the toilet

you’ve discovered my posting technique, I see.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Weatherman posted:

I thought your're posting technique was throwing the contents of your toilet on the
keyboard

it’s subtle but there is a distinction.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



EorayMel posted:

You crawl low on your belly in the wild, taking deep whiffs on the grass to track down your prey. You look up like a skittish deer to find what you are looking for: a bitcoin. You slobber all over your lips and stiffen your limbs, storing potential energy not unlike bitcoin's potential to topple world governments and usher in a new revolutionary world of finance. A few more minutes pass and you spring violently forward like a giant metal cube on wheels plowing through America's heartland at over 90 MPH, pouncing on the bitcoin without remorse, intent on making it pay for what it has done. It twitches and ducks much like a jittery deer itself, trying to get away, but it is too late. You punch the bitcoin in the back of the head several times to disorient it to buy enough time to begin tearing it apart. You laugh like the Joker eletrocuting Batman with a weaponzied joybuzzer as you tear the bitcoin apart like diving through the latest packing-peanut buried cardboard box containing the latest shipment of soylent. Soon there is nothing left of the bitcoin except several vague bloody stumps scattered all over the place.

what’s this reference?

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



gschmidl posted:

This gets through Gmail's spam filter? My name isn't even George!



:wrong:

i will kiss him and love him and squeeze him and hug him and call him george

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



allodial silver

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



CampingCarl posted:

i had not heard of this. it looks entertaining but is there a good rundown not by iota themselves?

Gross Bitcoin Product?
Green Bay Packers?
Good Boy Points?
Gross Berth Productivity?

i may have looked up the acronym because i couldnt think of anything funny on my own

gut busting power

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Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Wutang-Yutani posted:

I have an honest Bitcoin question I get completely different answers on by trying to Google it:
Can the person you send Bitcoins to see where they came from?

yes, whoever you are thinking of buying child porn or fentanyl from over the internet can roll over on you when they get busted. good luck.

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